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Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Euron is an amazing naval commander if he was able to initiate a fleet action in the dark with intermittent squalls. That's his character though.

From a drama standpoint you knew something was going to go wrong as soon as no one in the map room scene mentioned the risk of circumnavigating Westeros with Euron out there.

The match cut with Jorah's skin and Hot Pie's pie was a good visual joke if gross.

Nymeria scene wasted IMO.

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Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Hey remember that 3 season long redemption arc for Theon?

Welp that was a waste of time!

Jumping out of the ship was the only reasonable course of action. The fight on the ship is over, and Euron won, and the ship is on fire and sinking.

The only thing Theon could have accomplished by trying to be a big hero again is getting himself killed or captured.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Kawabata posted:

I have one question that I feel is important, how do you ambush a fleet with another fleet in the loving open sea

By staying over the horizon until nightfall. It's not complicated.

Euron knows every inch of the southern coast; he probably waited for them until they passed by, sailed parallel to them over the horizon until they reached a headland known for poor weather at that time of year, and attacked at that night. If your enemy is a meandering bunch of transports who you can't properly picket it would be pretty easy to keep a scout just topsails up shadowing the transports and signaling your fleet.

I thought the attack probably occurred on the southern coast of Westeros.

Arglebargle III fucked around with this message at 19:04 on Jul 24, 2017

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Elephanthead posted:

You mean Varys was not aware of the giant Iron Borne fleet docking at kings landing? His former center of operations? He is loving merman none of his merbuds gave him a heads up? Plot holes!

Yeah this omission guaranteed the battle was gonna happen that episode.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Neon Belly posted:

They are in a state of war, though.

WarState

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

CAS is OP in this patch

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Aggro posted:

Sooooooo did anyone die? Gotta know for my death pool.

Jaime fell into >20 ft water with 60 pounds of armor on.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

LOL Brandon watched the show and now he's traumatized and obsessed with rape.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Elephanthead posted:

Ok if you are going to kill all the army guys why do you start all the food on fire? Also Wtf poor Brone getting ducked again should have ran away with the cash.

tactical air is inaccurate as gently caress even when it's all under human control dude

Let's see you do a more accurate dragon strike since you apparently have psychic knowledge of enemy cargo manifests

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Scooter_McCabe posted:

It seems criminal to keep the men in shield wall formation as a flying napalm dispenser makes repeated passes.

oh so now you're gonna tell us how a real medieval general would respond to an airstrike?

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Kevyn posted:

Why did she burn the train? Why not just burn all the soldiers and then steal the train for your own supplies?

Good question, would you like to take it up with the dragon?

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Democrazy posted:

As soon as that dragon appears, that whole army probably would've run.

Probably because they've never seen a dragon before in their whole lives and they're a pretty good army.

The next army is gonna run.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

dont even fink about it posted:

I don't recall seeing Randyll Tarly die, but it wouldn't surprise me if he did.

There was a bald dude on fire.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006


Lmao dragon fire is so hot it makes people explode hell yeah

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

So by my calculations in order to partially vaporize human flesh and cause several people to explode per second, at a low estimate Drogon puts out on the order of 60 MW or 1 large jet engine worth of power. Seems about right.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Wait this means Drogon would fly backwards a LOT faster than he flies forwards. I need to talk to the showrunners.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Assuming Drogon runs on gasoline he's using up about a kilogram of mass per second. Depending on the fuel fraction of a dragon he has flame time of 1-3 minutes, so he probably can't use his fire breath as a propulsion mechanism.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

DynamicSloth posted:

I would have liked to have seen more of this, I really don't see how the first dragon in living memory doesn't cause any quasi-medieval army to break and run in every direction, even without the horde of horse warriors.

They lasted maybe two minutes dude, did you see the same episode? After the second fire blast it was people running in all directions.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

BlackJosh posted:

I'm no scientist but I think you are confusing heat with force. He's like a big flame thrower. Just because the napalm it's shooting out is super hot that doesn't mean like the dude firing it is going to be shot backwards. Also i'm assuming dragonfire is like some sort of super napalm or something even more efficient than gasoline since it can melt stone castles (maybe gasoline can do this I have no clue)

I know but it's more fun to treat his mouth like a jet engine.

Dragonfire has to be super loving hot because in order to heat a dude up to the point that his hot spots are flashing to steam you need to not have a flame hot enough to transfer that energy in less than a second. That's super duper fuckin hot like holy poo poo. A candle flame gets up to 1600 degrees for reference but it doesn't melt granite or make people explode. Like a 12 inch wide acetylene torch on maximum gently caress you holy poo poo.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

The Lannister army was spread out far enough that the rear might not make it to where the front was by nightfall, probably at least five miles. Getting routed in that situation means that the army is probably destroyed. And the Dothraki are a cavalry force fighting an infantry army that broke and ran so yup. The Lannister army is dead or deserting.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

bunnyofdoom posted:

Like I was watching and going "doths are hosed. Unless like Dany uses her dragons as cannons were used in napoleonic battles against infantry squares" and what do you know she loving did

Cannons can't reposition to get in enfilade in 60 seconds.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Vegetable posted:

How did the Dothraki get on the mainland?

Actually hold on, don't answer that, I don't care, episode was great, 5/5

They explained how in the episode.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Viagra will give you a bone even if your legs don't work so just call Sam on the tree.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Vegetable posted:

Dragonstone just seems like a bad base of operations for a primarily land dwelling army. Why doesn't Dany take over a random mainland castle, maybe that place where Renly previously was

Yeah why not launch an amphibious campaign from the Bay of Storms seems like a good plan.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

JaySB posted:

Dany - "We need food"
Also Dany - "Let me drakaris all over the grain that the Lannisters are bringing back"

Agreed. A good commandeer woulda read the script before the episode.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Sand Monster posted:

Yeah, I was bothered by the decision making process there. The battle is effectively over, Dany and her dragon come within a few feet of getting hit by that first shot. Instead of turning and heading back, she makes a run directly at it, providing the perfect opportunity to line up the shot and fire again for what proved to be a direct hit.

Yeah Drogon is gonna get chewed out by his squadron lead when he gets home all that tac air training wasn't cheap.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

would be tactireal if he got captured, Knights were always getting captured

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

I haven't swordfought for real but wouldn't Brienne's strength and size re: Arya mean that Arya's arm would be the breaking point, not her sword? Like if I swing a toy sword at my 6-year-old cousin he can block me fine but his tiny baby arms vs my rippling adult biceps mean he still drops his "guard," I just swat his sword out of the way.

Genuinely curious.

Even with sticks you can get banged up. Arya wasn't wearing any padding at all so there's no way Brienne could really swing at her without risking an injury. It's easier to block when your opponent is trying not to hit you. It wasn't a fair fight but Arya still did better than anyone expected.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

You idiot spergs arguing about the Arya/Brienne scene are the worst. Please also complain about the teleportation some more as well.

The energies released in the Euron teleportation scene would destroy Casterly Rock and the entire region much less the Targaryen fleet.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Seeing her and Tommen, the Good One, sitting in the throne really resonates considering what's happening since and now, too.

What's happened since then is Cersei blew up Tom's wife and so he jumped out a window.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

i too can reduce any story to a sentence, but i don't bc im not an absolute rear end

Somebody's grumpy today.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Ghost is all white because he's literally Jon's ghost while Jon is hanging out on a slab for a few days.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Apparently Addy worked real hard to get the part.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Raxivace posted:

I think the show will end with Bran saying "Finally this game of thrones...is over".

We open in the Great Hall of Winterfell, close on Bran's face. His eyes are closed. Wild, violent fiddle playing surrounds us.

Suddenly, the music stops. Bran opens his eyes.

BRAN: Finally, this game of thrones... is over.

We pull out and pan right, to see DANY trying to push ARYA out of a chair. Sansa and Jon look on. Sansa looks bored. In the background, behind a row of four chairs, the musicians get up to leave.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

What if you scheduled the test and you failed at scheduling it intelligently.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

A noble confederation is a reasonable end state for Westerosi politics. Nobles within each kingdom elect a Lord Paramount, the Lords Paramount form a deliberative body at the national level, and there's a constitutional monarch.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

DorianGravy posted:

By the way, does the Game of Thrones planet have a name?

Yes, it's called Star TrekTM

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Jeb! Repetition posted:

Why's it always diarrhea?

Cause there's piss in there too.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Live posting the show a day late thoughts:

How long were Bronn and Jaime in that river??

Tyrone looking for James's corpse.

Danny's metaphors are confusing.

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Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Drogon seems to understand what Danny's saying?

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