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GUYS STOP
Jun 7, 2003



Grimey Drawer

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peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos


done

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.





Aww...

*Puts away bottle of chlorophyll*

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005


Buglord

The Bananana posted:

Aww...

*Puts away bottle of chlorophyll*

Is it wheatgrass or that weird algae stuff?

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Is it wheatgrass or that weird algae stuff?

I don't know, I'm not a rapist.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005


Buglord

The Bananana posted:

I don't know, I'm not a rapist.

I don't think chlorophyll makes you a rapist. Otherwise cows would be just terrifying

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

I don't think chlorophyll makes you a rapist. Otherwise cows would be just terrifying

You're telling me. Every time I pour some in a rag and put it on a girls face, nothing happens. They just get really mad and yell and hit me and run off! Like, wtc man?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005


Buglord

The Bananana posted:

You're telling me. Every time I pour some in a rag and put it on a girls face, nothing happens. They just get really mad and yell and hit me and run off! Like, wtc man?

Just tell them it's a free sample of a new rejuvenating green facial mask

I was at the mall recently and it's no worse than all the perfume and makeup sample ladies who ambush you and spray you

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

All-around good dude

There used to be chlorophyll flavored gum it was the best it was very mild mint I can't find it any more

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005


Hell Gem

i recommend binaural brain wave alpha relaxer meditation asmr

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Just tell them it's a free sample of a new rejuvenating green facial mask

I was at the mall recently and it's no worse than all the perfume and makeup sample ladies who ambush you and spray you

Why are these people always native Italians

FisheyStix
Jul 2, 2008

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

to get lowtax to sleep you gotta pet him and sing eurythmics "sweet dreams" its the only whey

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Aug 22, 2004

Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.

Blub

Mangosteen helps restful sleep.

tardwrangler
Oct 2, 2003

the world is my ashtray

get sleepy old tweekman

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

Skaven spotted!


The Bananana posted:

Aww...

*Puts away bottle of chlorophyll*

How was photosynthesis going to put him to sleep?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


you mean like in a vet context, or...?

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


quote:

some·bod·y
ˈsəmbədē/
pronoun
pronoun: somebody; noun: somebody; plural noun: somebodies

1. Wine
2. Ambien

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005


Buglord


some·bod·y 
ˈsəmbədē/ 
once 
told me: the world is gonna roll me; I ain't: the sharpest tool in the shed; she was looking: kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb

1. shape of an "L"
2. her forehead

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Old Story
Jun 2, 2006



Doctor Rope

unrelated story about chloroform, we use it sometimes as a tissue preservative in special cases in the lab. Anyway a young student was preparing some for a stain and caught a whiff and passed out just like in the movies. but when the bottle broke it got on her and chemically burned her skin, so that's not much like the movies. Anyway that's my chloroform story

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