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Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Mike the TV posted:

That sounds like a great place to start, thanks guys. Touching computers has been a hobby for a long time. I have a decent savings so I have some time and money to invest. I've been in management for years and I'm pretty sure in the DC area there are a million unemployed restaurant managers and very few open jobs so this is a transition I deeeffinitely need to make

I keep saying this, because people need to hear it: the business is already GONE, and will take many years to come back.

Even if we "re-open" everything all at once, capacity restrictions and lack of demand (not everyone is ready to go out) mean that a lot of restaurants can't operate at peak capacity. And most restaurants scrape by all week just for the big nights, so even a small decrease in overall traffic can spell doom. Like that goon above, whose restaurant is at maybe 70%? Unless the owner has unusually deep pockets, I doubt he can keep that place open for very long.

And then, even if there was a magical vaccine that we could all take tomorrow, we are still careening into a major economic meltdown. That poo poo is always bad for restaurants.

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TheParadigm
Dec 10, 2009

I found a neat series of articles by the same person on that subject. In order of posting:

https://medium.com/@joelleparenteau/why-restaurants-are-not-hosed-80383594c593
https://medium.com/@joelleparenteau/why-are-restaurants-so-hosed-ca07c4624745
https://medium.com/@joelleparenteau/why-uber-eats-is-a-necessary-evil-9b1f329eedf0

The reaction to 'we're fine' to 'oh god its worse than everyone though' clearly happened, but I think there's some nice take away, especially with regards to setting margins back to profitable levels since people are realizing/somewhat overpaying for delivery now that they can't go out.

What does everyone think?

Black August
Sep 28, 2003

I'm already angling for a new line of work by talking with some friends, because I fully expect the restaurant industry to go into a screaming freefall collapse directly towards Hell with not a single government finger lifted to help mitigate it, resulting in untold hundreds of thousands of closures, with mass unemployment in the industry because there won't be enough restaurants left to take on that many workers

No clue what's going to happen to my place of work yet, but I can tell you that the tips aren't going to be enough to make a living off of anymore

bloody ghost titty
Oct 23, 2008

tHROW SOME D"s ON THAT BIZNATCH

TheParadigm posted:

I found a neat series of articles by the same person on that subject. In order of posting:

https://medium.com/@joelleparenteau/why-restaurants-are-not-hosed-80383594c593
https://medium.com/@joelleparenteau/why-are-restaurants-so-hosed-ca07c4624745
https://medium.com/@joelleparenteau/why-uber-eats-is-a-necessary-evil-9b1f329eedf0

The reaction to 'we're fine' to 'oh god its worse than everyone though' clearly happened, but I think there's some nice take away, especially with regards to setting margins back to profitable levels since people are realizing/somewhat overpaying for delivery now that they can't go out.

What does everyone think?

I think this person is a fool (who puts poker player in their bio? People who think they can beat a system.) who never worked in food service before opening a shop and is in for a series of rude awakenings but man I would gently caress up a döner RN.

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme
any restaurant that didn’t convert to delivery/curbside is going away. dine-in is done. anyone talking abt “going back to normal” is thinking too small.

Babylon Astronaut
Apr 19, 2012
Whenever the uber/grub-hub merger goes through, the clock is ticking until they figure out having a central production kitchen of their own, producing dozens of menus from one location under multiple names will let them keep all the money.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Babylon Astronaut posted:

Whenever the uber/grub-hub merger goes through, the clock is ticking until they figure out having a central production kitchen of their own, producing dozens of menus from one location under multiple names will let them keep all the money.

That would involve buying real estate and would make it even harder for them to keep all their drivers classified as contractors instead of employees, so I doubt it.

Babylon Astronaut
Apr 19, 2012
Commercial real estate is in a free-fall. It's the perfect time to buy, especially if you're an ad-hoc criminal enterprise like Uber.

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

Babylon Astronaut posted:

Whenever the uber/grub-hub merger goes through, the clock is ticking until they figure out having a central production kitchen of their own, producing dozens of menus from one location under multiple names will let them keep all the money.

restaurants are already abandoning grubhub and uber's a tainted brand as well

Babylon Astronaut posted:

Commercial real estate is in a free-fall. It's the perfect time to buy, especially if you're an ad-hoc criminal enterprise like Uber.

lol if you think it's in a free-fall now wait a few months

Babylon Astronaut
Apr 19, 2012
Something like this: https://youtu.be/Dtlw_h-3e7k is easily scalable, and I can show you how to make sure everyone in such a facility could be misclassified as indep. contractors, especially given Uber's ability to skirt all kinds of regulations. It also doesn't have to be Uber, it's going to be the first one willing to kick off the criminal enterprise.

SHVPS4DETH posted:

restaurants are already abandoning grubhub and uber's a tainted brand as well


lol if you think it's in a free-fall now wait a few months
For real. It will only be better after the lead time. Even a free-fall is accelerating at the force of gravity!

Babylon Astronaut fucked around with this message at 20:23 on May 25, 2020

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Skwirl posted:

That would involve buying real estate and would make it even harder for them to keep all their drivers classified as contractors instead of employees, so I doubt it.

Uber's ultimate goal is to have robit cars and zero human drivers so

edit: also isn't their morally corrupt ex-CEO already spinning up a bunch of unlicensed ghost kitchens for the service

mediaphage fucked around with this message at 20:27 on May 25, 2020

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




droll posted:

Get your CompTIA A+ (bit of money + time) to get past recruiter filters, lay down heavy on the resume about your past experience working under pressure (with difficult customers) to still deliver excellent service, as well as your ability to prioritize multiple tasks.

I can teach you which buttons to press and why. I can't teach you customer service and time management skills, not to the level of someone with experience anyway. Any good hiring manager will always pick someone with soft skills who can be trained over an unorganized jerk who knows Windows internals inside and out.

Mithross
Apr 27, 2011

Intelligent and bright, they explored a world that was new and strange to them. They liked it, they thought - a whole world just for them! They were dimly aware that a God had created them, was watching them; they called out to him, thanking him in a chittering language, before running off.
I am making my escape plans from the industry, even though I have a job to go back to that will stick around. I'm just not in to fighting tooth and nail to move ahead against the dozens of suddenly unemployed applicants who will have the kind of varied experience I never got. At least my casino covers tuition expenses. I will probably jump on the computer touching train, it was what I was working towards years ago before I discovered cooking, and I can get my current job to pay for refreshing my A+ that is massively out of date.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Squashy Nipples posted:

And then, even if there was a magical vaccine that we could all take tomorrow, we are still careening into a major economic meltdown. That poo poo is always bad for restaurants.

Unless you're lucky enough to be working in a hospital. I'd be, far more reticent about working in a nursing home. I hope anyone else in here who may be doing that, speak up? Cuz that does not sound fun in these times.

Aside from our hours being cut back a bit because of less patients, because no elective surgeries until like two weeks ago.

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Mithross posted:

and I can get my current job to pay for refreshing my A+ that is massively out of date.

Good, but just having one gets you through a lot of doors. Take as many classes as you can, but there's no need to wait to start applying, that A+ gets you to the front of the line with many, many agencies.

bloody ghost titty
Oct 23, 2008

tHROW SOME D"s ON THAT BIZNATCH

SHVPS4DETH posted:

any restaurant that didn’t convert to delivery/curbside is going away. dine-in is done. anyone talking abt “going back to normal” is thinking too small.

Seeing as I had a sit down dinner in a restaurant in Texas (masked unless eating, socially distanced, sanitation protocols implemented), I’d argue it’s not dead just likely to be more expensive going forward.

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

bloody ghost titty posted:

Seeing as I had a sit down dinner in a restaurant in Texas (masked unless eating, socially distanced, sanitation protocols implemented), I’d argue it’s not dead just likely to be more expensive going forward.

half capacity + increased overhead = death of fast casual/mom n pop within 3 months if it isn’t dead already and just twitching furtively

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme
also you probably don’t need me to tell you texas is going to be an outlier for good sense

Naelyan
Jul 21, 2007

Fun Shoe

Manuel Calavera posted:

Unless you're lucky enough to be working in a hospital. I'd be, far more reticent about working in a nursing home. I hope anyone else in here who may be doing that, speak up? Cuz that does not sound fun in these times.

I'm not, but two of my staff are right now (one in a retirement home where the executive chef sometimes helps out at my place on weekends, one in a random nursing home that our boss was able to get him into). Neither one is super happy. Both send messages at least once a week asking when they can come back to our catering company.

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



I'm drunk af right now* and trying to clean up the bedroom in the shared house I live in and just started bawling because I'm packing up my winter clothes into a Digni-fries box. Like, I'm never gonna move with boxes I kept from a Sysco/US Foods truck again, am I? The industry is so hosed.

I know people here have posted their success stories about getting out of the industry and becoming computer touchers, but let's face it, I'm 46 and have no skills in that department. I honestly have no idea what to do with my life right now.

...I'm sorry for going all e/n, but my cat of 17 years just died, my birthday last month sucked because I couldn't do my annual tradition of going out for sushi, and tomorrow's my husband's birthday and I have absolutely no plans (his tradition is tacos). I'm just a hot mess right now.

*I'll happily eat a probe for drunk posting, but y'all are the only people I have with which to vent my spleen

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

bloody ghost titty posted:

Seeing as I had a sit down dinner in a restaurant in Texas (masked unless eating, socially distanced, sanitation protocols implemented), I’d argue it’s not dead just likely to be more expensive going forward.

3 guesses where all those increased costs are going to be squeezed from (ofc it'll be from labor)

TheParadigm
Dec 10, 2009

SHVPS4DETH posted:

half capacity + increased overhead = death of fast casual/mom n pop within 3 months if it isn’t dead already and just twitching furtively


Is the current hope more or less that we get a 'cancel rent bill' but that it goes for businesses as well, so they can just resume 'when its over' and not just collapse in the short term?

Black August
Sep 28, 2003

TheParadigm posted:

Is the current hope more or less that we get a 'cancel rent bill' but that it goes for businesses as well, so they can just resume 'when its over' and not just collapse in the short term?

they're not gonna do this
the government and states will allow them all to die off

Carillon
May 9, 2014






JacquelineDempsey posted:

I'm drunk af right now* and trying to clean up the bedroom in the shared house I live in and just started bawling because I'm packing up my winter clothes into a Digni-fries box. Like, I'm never gonna move with boxes I kept from a Sysco/US Foods truck again, am I? The industry is so hosed.

I know people here have posted their success stories about getting out of the industry and becoming computer touchers, but let's face it, I'm 46 and have no skills in that department. I honestly have no idea what to do with my life right now.

...I'm sorry for going all e/n, but my cat of 17 years just died, my birthday last month sucked because I couldn't do my annual tradition of going out for sushi, and tomorrow's my husband's birthday and I have absolutely no plans (his tradition is tacos). I'm just a hot mess right now.

*I'll happily eat a probe for drunk posting, but y'all are the only people I have with which to vent my spleen

For what it's worth happy belated birthday and I'm so sorry to hear about your cat. Losing companions we love is always so tough.

Mithross
Apr 27, 2011

Intelligent and bright, they explored a world that was new and strange to them. They liked it, they thought - a whole world just for them! They were dimly aware that a God had created them, was watching them; they called out to him, thanking him in a chittering language, before running off.
Of course they will let them die off. Big business can weather the storm, pick up all the cheap property, and everything can be chain restaurants as far as the eye can see.

Demolition Man was right and soon all restaurants will be Taco Bell.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Sorry to hear about your cat. My 17-year old puss is starting to get super frail.


Black August posted:

they're not gonna do this
the government and states will allow them all to die off


Mithross posted:

Of course they will let them die off. Big business can weather the storm, pick up all the cheap property, and everything can be chain restaurants as far as the eye can see.

Demolition Man was right and soon all restaurants will be Taco Bell.

I really wish I could argue with either of these but I just can't.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

bloody ghost titty posted:

I think this person is a fool (who puts poker player in their bio? People who think they can beat a system.)
Not really. Lots of people make money from playing poker, and some do it professionally. It's not played against the house, so the odds are fair (the house simply takes a cut from each round of play). You make your money by being good at poker and taking it off people who are less good.

People who play against the house and think they have a special system, though, yeah, they're idiots. The house always wins in the long run.

JacquelineDempsey posted:

I'm drunk af right now* and trying to clean up the bedroom in the shared house I live in and just started bawling because I'm packing up my winter clothes into a Digni-fries box. Like, I'm never gonna move with boxes I kept from a Sysco/US Foods truck again, am I? The industry is so hosed.

I know people here have posted their success stories about getting out of the industry and becoming computer touchers, but let's face it, I'm 46 and have no skills in that department. I honestly have no idea what to do with my life right now.

...I'm sorry for going all e/n, but my cat of 17 years just died, my birthday last month sucked because I couldn't do my annual tradition of going out for sushi, and tomorrow's my husband's birthday and I have absolutely no plans (his tradition is tacos). I'm just a hot mess right now.

*I'll happily eat a probe for drunk posting, but y'all are the only people I have with which to vent my spleen

I'm sorry about your kitty :(

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Mithross posted:

Of course they will let them die off. Big business can weather the storm, pick up all the cheap property, and everything can be chain restaurants as far as the eye can see.

Demolition Man was right and soon all restaurants will be Taco Bell.

From simpler times when this was thought as cute and playful and not a savage accurate prediction of the future

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFKoGtgg6Mo

droll
Jan 9, 2020

by Azathoth
Anyone wanting help with their resume+Linkedin profiles applying for entry level IT jobs feel free to PM me. We can work on it without including your personal information, scrub the schools/locations from the drafts you send me. I can also help guide anyone that wants to set up their resume/contact info on a personal website (if some newbie comes at me with theirfirst@lastname.whatever, I'm paying attention). We can work through registering domains, basics of DNS and email.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

SHVPS4DETH posted:

restaurants are already abandoning grubhub and uber's a tainted brand as well
so you're saying it makes perfect sense for Uber to sustain itself by creating fake restaurants?

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

droll posted:

Anyone wanting help with their resume+Linkedin profiles applying for entry level IT jobs feel free to PM me. We can work on it without including your personal information, scrub the schools/locations from the drafts you send me. I can also help guide anyone that wants to set up their resume/contact info on a personal website (if some newbie comes at me with theirfirst@lastname.whatever, I'm paying attention). We can work through registering domains, basics of DNS and email.

You rock! I'll be hitting you up soon

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

FFT posted:

so you're saying it makes perfect sense for Uber to sustain itself by creating fake restaurants?

i’m not NOT saying that

hell its working for applebee’s and charles cheese 🤷‍♀️

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



FYI - any industry workers (or recent industry workers) in Texas can now access free mental health care via Southern Smoke here in Houston. It's an e-mail to get started and they'll set you up. According to their site, they're working on rolling this out nationwide, but they aren't there yet.

Link here

I'm not sure if anyone here is in Texas, but I'll post this again if/when I see they've rolled it out to other states. They're probably just trying to set up partnerships due to limited capacity currently.

FFT posted:

so you're saying it makes perfect sense for Uber to sustain itself by creating fake restaurants?

This is exactly what Travis Kalanick did after he was ousted from Uber. It was posted in this thread but that was awhile ago.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

and there's always been a sizeable fraction of restaurants on UberEats using stock images anyway, who's to say it isn't already happening?

/e for spelling

stringless fucked around with this message at 17:15 on May 28, 2020

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
I've been at this same place for a decade, which I just realized is over a quarter of my life. I'm going to tell my boss this weekend that I'm quitting at the end of June to go to coding school full time. He's either going to be incredibly supportive or fire me immediately and there will be no real middle ground. I'm really excited and scared all at the same time, I don't particularly deal well with change (hence the decade at one place) and this is a big cliff to walk off. If I'm still bitching about my same server job in this thread come July please ban me for being a massive coward.

:toxx:

number 1 snake fan
Jul 16, 2018

bloody ghost titty posted:

Seeing as I had a sit down dinner in a restaurant in Texas (masked unless eating, socially distanced, sanitation protocols implemented), I’d argue it’s not dead just likely to be more expensive going forward.

Why TF would you do that

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



So, how do y'all like it: the bad news first, then the good news, or the other way around?

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Bad first, personally.

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

Shooting Blanks posted:

Bad first, personally.

nth

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stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

JacquelineDempsey posted:

So, how do y'all like it: the bad news first, then the good news, or the other way around?

meh, label it and :justpost: and people can read it however they want

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