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Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013
Probation
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I walked in and the lady asked me if it was for here or to go

I said, "Im kind of in the eat out mood..."

then the bouncer escorted me out

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maxe
Sep 23, 2004

BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST


good

FisheyStix
Jul 2, 2008

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

how do you like getting loving destroyed you sexless, wingless barbarian

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

counts at BYOB


The bouncer realized that you were a time traveler and had you leave before you could spill the secret of the 1998 Denver Broncos superbowl victory. There are no Hooters anymore and no lame goon was ever tossed out of one for making a stupid double-entendre.

loving company was built on stupid double-entendres.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010



col stry p

Streak
May 16, 2004

SUCK

THE

SHIT

STRAIGHT

OUT

OF

MY

OWN
ASSHOLE


i wish you'd get escorted off the somethingawful dot com forums

my dog died im sad
Jun 29, 2015



Did you go to Subway afterwards, OP?

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003



Nap Ghost

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breastaurant

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

56k was what you had to download your porn with and by the time it buffered you just weren't horny any more.
I was helpless to stop my orgasm as in horror I watched the screen get crystal clear long enough for me to see Hulk Hogan win the Undisputed WWE Championship at Backlash.

I've never been to a Hooters. I figure any resturant who's entire business model is "come look at tits" probably doesn't care about the quality of its food.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!


Streak posted:

i wish you'd get escorted off the somethingawful dot com forums


I have been, and I tried to offer the Hooters bouncers :tenbux: to let me back in, but they refused

FisheyStix
Jul 2, 2008

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you got owned by ladies whose only skill is having enormous honks what is it living living like you do jesus christ

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013
Probation
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they have more skills than I do

fruit on the bottom
Oct 15, 2012



That's nice dear

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

56k was what you had to download your porn with and by the time it buffered you just weren't horny any more.
I was helpless to stop my orgasm as in horror I watched the screen get crystal clear long enough for me to see Hulk Hogan win the Undisputed WWE Championship at Backlash.

FisheyStix posted:

you got owned by ladies whose only skill is having enormous honks what is it living living like you do jesus christ

That's my skill too

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013



Hooters don't have bouncers lol.

my dog died im sad
Jun 29, 2015



Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013
Probation
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Telephones posted:

Hooters don't have bouncers lol.


they do in my neighborhood


congrats to you for living in safe neighborhood

FisheyStix
Jul 2, 2008

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

Telephones posted:

Hooters don't have bouncers lol.

But you have to be a bouncer to work at hooters???

Streak
May 16, 2004

SUCK

THE

SHIT

STRAIGHT

OUT

OF

MY

OWN
ASSHOLE


there's a lot of bouncers at hooters. 2 for every female employee! (im talkin about their tits)

fruit on the bottom
Oct 15, 2012



Telephones posted:

Hooters don't have bouncers lol.

OP doesn't live in your town.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



There's no bouncer at hooters but i still enjoy your posts

Xtra Innings Lovin
Nov 11, 2016



Streak posted:

i wish you'd get escorted off the somethingawful dot com forums

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



I live in an extremely white and safe place though and actually we don't even have a Hooters or equivalent exploitation restaurant unless you actually just count the one strip joint in town because you can get wings there.

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013



For the record I've never been to hooters, nice honeypot thread tho.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001


Ride The Gravitron posted:

I've never been to a Hooters. I figure any resturant who's entire business model is "come look at tits" probably doesn't care about the quality of its food.

Yes, you go in with that attitude, but then when you get there you will find the food surprisingly okay and the tits disappointing.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



Yelp review for a place with ok food and underwhelming tits.

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

and they had real big eyes.
large, dark eyes.

numberoneposter posted:

Yelp review for a place with ok food and underwhelming tits.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008



Hooters seems very...early 90s to me. There have always been restaurants you can go to ogle waitresses, but Hooters made it a chain. Great wings! Yes, that's why everyone goes to Hooters. Amazing wings.

When I think of Hooters, I envision tons of Kathy Irelands. And wings. Great wings!

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009


Don't put up with this OP. Do whatever it takes to get a job there and then bring them down from the inside.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



Who here among us cast the first wing?

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

expect attention, newbie


Does Hooters have a champagne room?

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!


Pawn 17 posted:

Does Hooters have a champagne room?


if you have to ask, you can't afford it

Salem Saberhagen
Feb 23, 2009


Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Don't put up with this OP. Do whatever it takes to get a job there and then bring them down from the inside.

Dale Gribble tried this already. It didn't work well if I remember correctly.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PTmp6Zodxk

Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm, You smell like Lysol Wipes.


I.C. posted:

Hooters seems very...early 90s to me. There have always been restaurants you can go to ogle waitresses, but Hooters made it a chain. Great wings! Yes, that's why everyone goes to Hooters. Amazing wings.

When I think of Hooters, I envision tons of Kathy Irelands. And wings. Great wings!

A strip club for the whole family.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Thank You,
Thank You,
Thank You GOD!


CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Your next post will be "im gay"


Illegal Hen

Hooters was always the place where dads would take their gay sons that have yet to come out of the closet in a last ditch effort to confirm their heterosexuality. Which is why I've never been to one

Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm, You smell like Lysol Wipes.


CharlestonJew posted:

Hooters was always the place where dads would take their gay sons that have yet to come out of the closet in a last ditch effort to confirm their heterosexuality. Which is why I've never been to one

I'm confused. Are you saying that you came out of the closet early, or that your dad had sex with you?

Over There
Jun 28, 2013



https://i.imgur.com/fpRgFVc.jpg

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CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Your next post will be "im gay"


Illegal Hen

Frankenstyle posted:

I'm confused. Are you saying that you came out of the closet early, or that your dad had sex with you?

Why not both?

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