Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
It only sounds bad because of the framing. Minneapolis is so progressive, you can euthanize yourself by dialing a phone, no questions asked!

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Universe Master posted:

It's very progressive of the police to start murdering blonde white women along with young black men.

One step closer to the equal opportunity murder utopia we all hope for.

Throw in a millionaire being shot by police and it's basically heaven on earth!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

fruit on the bottom posted:

Where do good cops go when they die?
They don't go to heaven where the angels fly
They go to a lake of fire and fry
And that's why they always go and shoot the black guy

A wild pack of family dogs came running through the yard

And then the cops shot 'em

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Fog Tripper posted:

White woman shot
*GBS launches into D&D mode*

Was she fat though? I feel like this is an important question, in GBS.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

CharlestonJew posted:

people were laughing about the bridezilla that died in a helicopter crash until they found out she was hot

If only she had the wherewithal to install an airframe parachute!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Jolo posted:

Maybe a dingo ate your stepson!

I'm sorry, I don't know any Somali stereotypes.

A hyena ate your aids baby.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
She stole a candy bar. The LP had every reason to take her down.

  • Locked thread