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Les Os
Mar 28, 2010


whether you've quantum leaped or body swapped and somewhere Pope Francis has to deal with being you, you wake up in the body of gods best friend. you can understand all languages and speak a lot of them. old ladies are selling your image on the side of the road around the world. suddenly you hear a knock on the door. it's your assistant. it's time for your day to begin.

what do you do?

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


"oh hi there assistant. cancel my meetings for the day, let's sort out this paedophilia problem and get all the corrupt priests prosecuted"

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004



play video games

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

pro hobo

Silent Majority
THE DON


get really loving drunk, and then kill myself after posting an utterly worthless, stupid, unfunnny thread

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

pro hobo

Silent Majority
THE DON


not that anyone has done that before, im speaking hypothetically

Velisarius
Nov 1, 2009


i start washing and kissing some muslim feet as we are all one while they look upon me with superiority and victory but also vast amounts of disdain

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.


New rule: No man may enter the Kingdom of God unless his soul first be purified by weed

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012

YOU DON'T DESERVE
A BREAK TODAY


Lipstick Apathy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmbyWGCwX90

Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm, You smell like Lysol Wipes.


Feel my boobs.

Robot Cuttlefish
Apr 6, 2016


Zorodius posted:

New rule: No man may enter the Kingdom of God unless his soul first be purified by weed pope dick

Ftfy

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

pro hobo

Silent Majority
THE DON


i'm sorry that i posted such a mean-spirited, angry thing. I should not have posted that and I'm sorry

im just super hosed up on vodka ands some drugs and i apologize

Les Os
Mar 28, 2010


Zippy the Bummer posted:

i'm sorry that i posted such a mean-spirited, angry thing. I should not have posted that and I'm sorry

im just super hosed up on vodka ands some drugs and i apologize

hey dont feel bad I love you and youre still a good pope

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

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crusade against the state of israel

yogizh
Oct 12, 2015

Whose face you're wearing today ?


Allow priests to get married, death sentences for pedos, repatriation of stolen gold, immidiate withdrawal from Africa, disbandment of Vatican Bank.

Switch from myrt to weed for better god experience.

schmuckfeatures
Oct 27, 2003



Clapping Larry

One morning, when Pope Francis woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a horrible vermin. He lay on his armour-like back, and if he lifted his head a little he could see his brown belly, slightly domed and divided by arches into stiff sections. The bedding was hardly able to cover it and seemed ready to slide off any moment. His many legs, pitifully thin compared with the size of the rest of him, waved about helplessly as he looked.

His pope hat fell off while all this was taking place.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010



change my title to Dope Francis and start DJing at big church events

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006
MAGNUM

Find a forest in which to relieve myself.

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003


Oh boy. Better ask Ziggy what we are supposed to be doing here.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.


Nice. Should I watch this?

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE


schmuckfeatures posted:

One morning, when Pope Francis woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a horrible vermin. He lay on his armour-like back, and if he lifted his head a little he could see his brown belly, slightly domed and divided by arches into stiff sections. The bedding was hardly able to cover it and seemed ready to slide off any moment. His many legs, pitifully thin compared with the size of the rest of him, waved about helplessly as he looked.

His pope hat fell off while all this was taking place.

Was that Kafka?

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Aug 22, 2004

Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.

Blub

> inventory

tardwrangler
Oct 2, 2003

the world is my ashtray

Have George Pell cast into the Lake Of Fire

Also play Russian roulette with the ruby encrusted revolver they issue Popes

Pac-Manioc Root
Jan 3, 2013

It's a little bitty place.

...Okay, I'll just wipe it off, that's all. Just a little town.

I'm retarded?

Stranger Danger Ranger
Jul 21, 2007
There are lizards coming out of my tv.

invite all world leaders for a summit and then kill them all

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!


Excommunicate Trump.

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007

Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015


Change name from Francis to Urbanus

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

Kane is 100% correct, the GDI's instigation has some of the blame here.
-Some Nod sympathizer


Well we haven't had a good crusade in a while....

Putty
Mar 21, 2013


Dope Francis the weed smokin leader of the Catholic world

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

We will no longer surrender this country or its people to the false song of globalism.

Diversity
is Disunity
is Weakness.


I got this avatar for being a giant shithead on ANZAC day.

Les Os posted:

whether you've quantum leaped or body swapped and somewhere Pope Francis has to deal with being you, you wake up in the body of gods best friend. you can understand all languages and speak a lot of them. old ladies are selling your image on the side of the road around the world. suddenly you hear a knock on the door. it's your assistant. it's time for your day to begin.

what do you do?

Check the game menu for the control configuration.

Horrible Lurkbeast
Jul 17, 2007

IT WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL ALONG!


Panamaniac posted:

Was that Kafka?

Pope Kafka is my favorite religious figure.

Mein Kampf Enthusiast
Jul 30, 2003

happy birthday mega man


>Pick up Pope Hat

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007


Grimey Drawer

"Ay yi yi! I'ma da pope-a now!

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

0.00 posts per day


I put on my robe and wizard hat

moose face
Jun 7, 2009

For he goes birling down a-down white water

That's where the log driver learns to step lightly


I'd do another line of ketamine and ask the sexy brazillian cardinal with a boi pussy like a vise who bottoms for me what he's making for breakfast.

pope francis loves that mulatto rear end

Eastbound Spider
Jan 2, 2011



Ban crossbows

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015


Eat glowing mushroom to become giant Pope.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!


announce that now doing bad things actually makes it so you can't go to heaven for realsies.

Joe Mama Poonana
Sep 12, 2014



Les Os posted:

whether you've quantum leaped

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weak wrists big dick
Dec 17, 2012

good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.


your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

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jerk off, sell semen to poor Latin American farmer for his entire networth of $500, excommunicate from the Latin American farmer for possessing my Holy Seed of the Holy See

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