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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

"I saw Dallas Keuchel....THERE'S A BEARD!!!!!"


National broadcasts (all times Eastern)

Monday
Nationals @ Reds - 12:35PM (MLB Network)

Wednesday
Cardinals @ Mets - 7:10PM (ESPN)

Saturday
Cardinals @ Cubs - 4:05PM (FS1)
Rangers @ Rays - 7:10PM (FS1)

Sunday
Astros @ Orioles - 1:35PM (TBS)
Cardinals @ Cubs - 8:05PM (ESPN)

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shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.

Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/TimBritton/stat...088169379868673

RIP Chris Segal. Bring on the indestructible robo-umps.

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Ump got kabonged in the head pretty hard. He should probably be wearing something kore protective than a cap.

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.

Fun Shoe

First inning runs for the Blue Jays? Well, I never.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


time to see the extent to which the cubs are cub

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

The new coffee delivery sensation that's sweeping the nation!



Honestly if Lester makes it out of the first inning this time, it's an improvement over the first-half Cubs.

e. The hell, weather delay? It's not even raining there.

Sydin fucked around with this message at Jul 17, 2017 around 23:36

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

I'm glad that this is an environment where you feel free to fail.



How Waino got out of that without a run...

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.

Fun Shoe

Pearced!

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

The new coffee delivery sensation that's sweeping the nation!



I'm too lazy to screencap it but at ESPN MLB's stacked headlines of "Rodriguez return Rx for Red Sox Rotation?", "Red Sox offense looks to get hot", and "Blue Jays 3-0 Red Sox Top 2"

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.

Fun Shoe

Sydin posted:

I'm too lazy to screencap it but at ESPN MLB's stacked headlines of "Rodriguez return Rx for Red Sox Rotation?", "Red Sox offense looks to get hot", and "Blue Jays 3-0 Red Sox Top 2"

Jays are second last in runs scored in the AL and have the second lowest run differential at -70. A 3-0 lead means literally nothing.

Your Taint
Nov 25, 2011

And there appeared a great wonder in heaven; a shitposter clothed with the sun, and the moon under his feet, and upon his head a crown of twelve cheeses.


Cubs/Braves to start at 7:30 central.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Schools are exactly designed to keep dudes from becoming kings.


Your Taint posted:

Cubs/Braves to start at 7:30 central.
Would be pissed about a delay when I have an early day tomorrow but with Teheran starting at SunTrust like three innings might be all I need to see.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Onward to pie!


Altuve is amazing

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006



My first impressions of the Red Sox announcers is making GBS threads on Stroman for quickpitching and talking about how tired they are of Aaron Judge lol

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Onward to pie!


Intruder posted:

Altuve is amazing

Reddick less so

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Uh oh, CB Bucknor behind the plate.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Onward to pie!


Hate to settle for a one spot after getting first and third with no outs and the meat of the lineup up but oh well at least they didn't come up empty

Dutchy
Jul 8, 2010


I know catchers in general take a beating but I swear god has it out for Stephen Vogt

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

The new coffee delivery sensation that's sweeping the nation!



Solid effort by Markakis, he at least robbed Rizzo of a double.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


sun trust is a strange looking park on television

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


anyone know how sun trust has played so far?

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


well that was certainly a better first inning from lester

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

The new coffee delivery sensation that's sweeping the nation!



R.D. Mangles posted:

sun trust is a strange looking park on television

The camera angles for the groundouts is an interesting choice.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

The new coffee delivery sensation that's sweeping the nation!



I liked the part where Lester didn't give up ten runs.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


man did i want that beefy oppo double to fall in

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Schools are exactly designed to keep dudes from becoming kings.


R.D. Mangles posted:

anyone know how sun trust has played so far?
Pretty hitter friendly in general, Teheran in particular pitches very poorly here

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.

Fun Shoe

I dunno if the Jays are going to hang on for the W here but Marcus Stroman's slider has been filthy tonight. He's struck out Mookie Betts with it twice tonight, giving him 7 career Ks against Betts which is apparently the most of any pitcher.

shadok fucked around with this message at Jul 18, 2017 around 01:01

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


i just watched the video of heyward's debut against the cubs and zambrano gave up six runs in the first, a truly atrocious latter-day zambrano start

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004



seager was safe but that was a drat fine play by mccullers. looked like a top tier 3b there

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008



Lester is going to homer one day and it will be glorious.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


jon "bats" lester

i really wanted that one to go, i am insanely invested in jon lester hitting one out

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

The new coffee delivery sensation that's sweeping the nation!



Lester is the king of just missing his first career homer.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003



gently caress the DH

mikeraskol
May 3, 2006

Oh yeah. I was killing you.

Judge is swinging at some garbage pitches lately. He looks terrible.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Hunt the Ball.

Champions of Swagger


Grimey Drawer

R.D. Mangles posted:

i just watched the video of heyward's debut against the cubs and zambrano gave up six runs in the first, a truly atrocious latter-day zambrano start



This is from that game. I was jumping up and down after Heywards HR and came down on the back of the chair and snapped this off

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


mikeraskol posted:

Judge is swinging at some garbage pitches lately. He looks terrible.

the home run derby claims another victim

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Onward to pie!


God damnit Lance

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

The new coffee delivery sensation that's sweeping the nation!



Aaaaaand the Cubs are back to stranding RISP.

Come on Bryant take a loving pitch or two, why are you swinging at garbage?

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008


Lol Bautista 4 k's tonight

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Onward to pie!


Now Correa leaves the game with an injury

Fuuuuuuuuuuck

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