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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

56k was what you had to download your porn with and by the time it buffered you just weren't horny any more.
I was helpless to stop my orgasm as in horror I watched the screen get crystal clear long enough for me to see Hulk Hogan win the Undisputed WWE Championship at Backlash.

1: you know they put out
2: they let you nut in them
3: there's a chance they can't get pregnant again
4: if she does get knocked up she'll just abort again.

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Sintax
Aug 2, 2002

Let's drink until our hearts stop.

macdonal hamborkles
Mar 29, 2010
text

Over There
Jun 28, 2013



BRISTOL PALINS BABY
Aug 25, 2005

By Crom! These instruments are AMAZING!


but is ur dong big enough to CAUSE ABORTIONS?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



my fetish is infertile women because i fantasize about using african sexual power magic (example: 69ing a toilet) and managing to get them pregnant because of how strong my penis becomes

Dr. Gojo Shioji
Apr 22, 2004
"Hi, kids, I'm Gojo Shioji, but all you kiddies out there can simply call me Uncle Sugar."

Hell Yeah posted:

my fetish is infertile women

You should steer clear of these women because their infertility is a divine punishment for the grevious sins of their ancestors.

Alternatively, it's a great way to rules lawyer God about the whole "no contraception" thing.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

56k was what you had to download your porn with and by the time it buffered you just weren't horny any more.
I was helpless to stop my orgasm as in horror I watched the screen get crystal clear long enough for me to see Hulk Hogan win the Undisputed WWE Championship at Backlash.

5: she's probably not a Bible thumper

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

one stripe on the sleeve means lieutenant moose to you, asshole

when's the last time you got checked for dickrot

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

56k was what you had to download your porn with and by the time it buffered you just weren't horny any more.
I was helpless to stop my orgasm as in horror I watched the screen get crystal clear long enough for me to see Hulk Hogan win the Undisputed WWE Championship at Backlash.

6: she more than likely a feminist

Jose
Jul 24, 2007


When did you last have sex and did that relate to you trying to kill yourself with a circular saw op?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015


Ride The Gravitron posted:

5: she's probably not a Bible thumper

You'd be surprised.

like a cigarette should
Oct 26, 2004

DOCTOR'S ORDERS!


everyone's got a type

Jose
Jul 24, 2007


Maybe using a circular saw to slice your neck open is why you like women who have had an abortion

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

56k was what you had to download your porn with and by the time it buffered you just weren't horny any more.
I was helpless to stop my orgasm as in horror I watched the screen get crystal clear long enough for me to see Hulk Hogan win the Undisputed WWE Championship at Backlash.

7: if she can afford an abortion she can pay for her half of dinner.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

56k was what you had to download your porn with and by the time it buffered you just weren't horny any more.
I was helpless to stop my orgasm as in horror I watched the screen get crystal clear long enough for me to see Hulk Hogan win the Undisputed WWE Championship at Backlash.

8: she don't want kids

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot


I wish I was aborted

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3MKSqUTr-A

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

56k was what you had to download your porn with and by the time it buffered you just weren't horny any more.
I was helpless to stop my orgasm as in horror I watched the screen get crystal clear long enough for me to see Hulk Hogan win the Undisputed WWE Championship at Backlash.


I'm not a furry

BRISTOL PALINS BABY
Aug 25, 2005

By Crom! These instruments are AMAZING!


her poo poo is prolly still real tight too

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004


Maybe you will have sex someday and then get even more turned on.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.

I wiah OP's mother had had an abortion.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007


BigBadSteve posted:

I wiah OP's mother had had an abortion.

He tries real hard using a circular saw and still failed lol

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

56k was what you had to download your porn with and by the time it buffered you just weren't horny any more.
I was helpless to stop my orgasm as in horror I watched the screen get crystal clear long enough for me to see Hulk Hogan win the Undisputed WWE Championship at Backlash.

9: is emotionally mature enough to handle things

BRISTOL PALINS BABY
Aug 25, 2005

By Crom! These instruments are AMAZING!


10. prolly knows how to get drugs

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

Oh gee oh golly oh god fucking damnit


Ride The Gravitron posted:

6: she more than likely a feminist

ruh roh

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN


Lipstick Apathy

Some women get one and hate it and swear to never do it again though.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Hell Yeah posted:

my fetish is infertile women because i fantasize about using african sexual power magic (example: 69ing a toilet) and managing to get them pregnant because of how strong my penis becomes

Men can get pregnant from cumming in their own rear end but it has to be a whole lot of cum to take and make a Golgotha.

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's

Does your...mom!!! turn you on??

Mammal Sauce
Apr 26, 2004

My Mammal Sauce is the best Mammal Sauce
I spread Mammal Sauce on my wang
We make Mammal Sauce in Bill William's loft
And we eat a bucket of Tang

Fishy Joe posted:

Does your...mom!!! turn you on??

Unfortunately, the op was not aborted.

jfood
Jan 21, 2015


Light Gun Man posted:

Some women get one and hate it and swear to never do it again though.

i say the same thing about tequila

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN


Lipstick Apathy

jfood posted:

i say the same thing about tequila

ayyyy

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

56k was what you had to download your porn with and by the time it buffered you just weren't horny any more.
I was helpless to stop my orgasm as in horror I watched the screen get crystal clear long enough for me to see Hulk Hogan win the Undisputed WWE Championship at Backlash.

Light Gun Man posted:

Some women get one and hate it and swear to never do it again though.

11: willing to swallow

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007

Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please

i'm beginning to think you have an unhealthy attitude towards women, OP

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010



the ghost of the baby that died in her pussy 18 or more years ago might give you an extra hand job while you're in there.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

56k was what you had to download your porn with and by the time it buffered you just weren't horny any more.
I was helpless to stop my orgasm as in horror I watched the screen get crystal clear long enough for me to see Hulk Hogan win the Undisputed WWE Championship at Backlash.

12:

Sponge Baathist posted:

the ghost of the baby that died in her pussy 18 or more years ago might give you an extra hand job while you're in there.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

56k was what you had to download your porn with and by the time it buffered you just weren't horny any more.
I was helpless to stop my orgasm as in horror I watched the screen get crystal clear long enough for me to see Hulk Hogan win the Undisputed WWE Championship at Backlash.

13: she's pro choice

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

We are all of us in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.


Jose posted:

He tries real hard using a circular saw and still failed lol

Wait what's the backstory on that because lmbo if true

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007


berth ell pup posted:

Wait what's the backstory on that because lmbo if true

The op tried and failed o kill himself slicing his neck open with a circular saw

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