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krnpfunch
Aug 24, 2004

Ribbit!


Anybody ever heard of this? https://www.alibaba.com/product-det....59c67041ru3kLp

or this? https://www.alibaba.com/product-det...371402.html?s=p

How the hell does this stuff work? It comes from like China or something.

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Putty
Mar 21, 2013


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKY5p7IkKq0

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.



Canned Ferret

The F Plus has you covered.

krnpfunch
Aug 24, 2004

Ribbit!



It has accreditation from some places, is this actually real? I can't get the video of how it works to load.

Raspberry Jam It In Me
Oct 29, 2011



I hear that if your strap that to your balls you can travel through time

my dog died im sad
Jun 29, 2015



What the hell is skrinnig and why does it need to be monitored?

Raspberry Jam It In Me
Oct 29, 2011



my dog died im sad posted:

What the hell is skrinnig and why does it need to be monitored?

It measures J (0) which mirrors the change of the describing parameter, and the entropic potential relative to its initial value;

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

~~~~~Carl~~~~~


Quantum teleport a faberge egg into my rear end in a top hat you loving goober

Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm, You smell like Lysol Wipes.


This is just what I need. My harmonic vibration is all hosed up and making my actualization of my universe weird as poo poo. In my reality Trump is president, and France is badass.

BRISTOL PALINS BABY
Aug 25, 2005

By Crom! These instruments are AMAZING!


'im sorry, were in the timeline where your medicine didn't do anything. but somewhere there is a timeline where you're all better now. that'll be $500k'

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Hey you hear they are classifying a bunch of those new antacids as proton pump inhibitors now?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



man in op has a tiny penis. also i shot my bioplasm into your mom and cured her case of horniness

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Is this why everyone in mass effect is fit as heck

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017


The Vanguard of the Revolution!


Idk but lol if you're gonna let some Ali Baba Chinese make product gently caress with your brain.

krnpfunch
Aug 24, 2004

Ribbit!


COMRADES posted:

Idk but lol if you're gonna let some Ali Baba Chinese make product gently caress with your brain.

Probably not the best idea. But I think I accidentally got put on one of these things by being an idiot.

Raspberry Jam It In Me
Oct 29, 2011



COMRADES posted:

Idk but lol if you're gonna let some Ali Baba Chinese make product gently caress with your brain.

that's libel. they have all the best certification. nobody has better certificae

Putty
Mar 21, 2013


Toadvine posted:

Is this why everyone in mass effect is fit as heck

the inevitable side effects of quantum sex pills take their toll in ME Andromeda

krnpfunch
Aug 24, 2004

Ribbit!


There's also this: https://www.alibaba.com/product-det...17115.89.3jVf1I

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


disappointed in the lack (so far) of quantum healing crystals

krnpfunch
Aug 24, 2004

Ribbit!


Mozi posted:

disappointed in the lack (so far) of quantum healing crystals

I have no idea if those work.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

She said real life
sucks losers dry
If you want to fuck with the eagles
you have to learn to fly




College Slice

this is for enhancing sexual pleasure yes yes??

*strokes beard*

put me in for 5%

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

expect attention, newbie


I'm using this nonlinear system to diagnose my posting.

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

It works like Star Trek with the tricorder than scans you and then heals you but instead of that it's Chinese heavy metals that kills you

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE


Oh boy...

AbusePuppy
Nov 1, 2012

BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!! so far.

krnpfunch posted:

I have no idea if those work.

They simultaneously do and do not work, obviously.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014



Schrodinger's...stethoscope...or something.

yoloer420
May 19, 2006


krnpfunch posted:

I have no idea if those work.

Get the analyser and the crystals and find out!!!

Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm, You smell like Lysol Wipes.


The Dennis System posted:

Schrodinger's...stethoscope...or something.

Schrodinger's rear end Cancer. Every day you go out and are actualized as being alive by another person, it's just one more day that the Crystals of Garbatron have kept the rear end cancer at bay.

krnpfunch
Aug 24, 2004

Ribbit!


yoloer420 posted:

Get the analyser and the crystals and find out!!!

If i could afford it

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010


Isn't all medicine Quantum Medicine ?? Since all pills, scalpels, sutures and doctors are made of atoms - protons- gluons- up/down quarks etc ?

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006



Fallen Rib

First you must must buy high quality Analizer to get quality anal samples for quantum spectral analysis. The Analizer process takes approximately one hour but it only hurts a little at the start with the insertion.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010


If you can't beat 'em, quantum!!!!

The Big Word
Apr 16, 2007



As far as Babylon 5 subplots go this one was pretty fuckin wack/weak

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.


Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

It measures J (0) which mirrors the positive change in a J (0) crystal's charge while J (0)ing

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.


COMRADES posted:

Idk but lol if you're gonna let some Ali Baba Chinese make product gently caress with your brain.

You mean spice products?

Zeniel
Oct 18, 2013


Take three pills in the morning, taking anymore will violate the Pauli exclusion principle.

Rub the ointment on your chest to apply the Hamiltonian operator, rub twice if you are using the Time dependent Schrodinger equation.

If pain persists, cease measuring the result until h-bar approaches zero.

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Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is


anybody need some snake oil?

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