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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > R Kelly is the new Charles Manson
 
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phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

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Buccaneer posted:

The only time he was charged with a crime he was acquitted
That probably has nothing to do with the fact that he has a lot of money.

Just like how if he was eaten by wild dogs I wouldn't assume it's because the world is just.

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phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

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Zorodius posted:

Really, what's the point of having influence if not to operate a sex cult?
Talk at him like that and he'll run for something.

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Carmant posted:

Probably got laid so much he has to do weird poo poo like this just to get off. I honestly feel bad for him and hey man you gotta do what you gotta do.

Feel bad for him when he is broke and sad, i.e. never.

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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Yeah, R&B stars are known for their financial prowess
Don't jinx it. I'm secretly hoping that five years from now I get to watch the man destroyed by webs of his own weaving.

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