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Squashing Machine posted:Star Wars is my favorite product, it's up there with Head and Shoulders and the Nintendo Switch, hell yeah I love the product it makes my dick hard
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BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:i would empty quote this but lmao at using facebook for anything other than the messaging app in 2017 I'd delete it, but it's how everyone schedules events and birthdays now. Scrolling through the feed is seriously soul-crushing, it's all ads and even the ads have ad breaks, and it's just people you friended back in college or some poo poo sharing that recipe video from Frank's Red Hot where they literally use up four bottles of their lovely hot sauce trying to make a sandwich
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it was never good and that kid alec guiness met who saw star wars 30 times was patient zero for the loving nerdling disease that wiped out an entire generation of men and turned them into weak rear end bitch boys
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I'm mildly fascinated about how they did some of the special effects back in 1977 and that's about it.
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This post is sponsored by Popeye's so I have to make this joke. Uh if you think these takes are spicy, you'll love Popeye's spicy fried chicken with a biscuit and a coke for 4.99 on memorial day this copy is outdated
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Terrific Accident posted:This post is sponsored by Popeye's so I have to make this joke. Uh if you think these takes are spicy, you'll love Popeye's spicy fried chicken with a biscuit and a coke for 4.99 on memorial day this copy is outdated Is your account owned by disney too?
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Squashing Machine posted:I'd delete it, but it's how everyone schedules events and birthdays now. Scrolling through the feed is seriously soul-crushing, it's all ads and even the ads have ad breaks, and it's just people you friended back in college or some poo poo sharing that recipe video from Frank's Red Hot where they literally use up four bottles of their lovely hot sauce trying to make a sandwich Ey i dunno how people can live with it now i had to quit twitter last year cause i spent more time scrolling past the same ad for that movie split than reading dumbass hot takes on it
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Terrific Accident posted:This post is sponsored by Popeye's so I have to make this joke. Uh if you think these takes are spicy, you'll love Popeye's spicy fried chicken with a biscuit and a coke for 4.99 on memorial day this copy is outdated
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Jul 17, 2017 23:26
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Star Bores. People in space talking to and killing cgi monsters. 1,768 days until the Chewbaca the sasquach and beep boop robot one off movie!
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Ride The Gravitron posted:The original trilogy sucked The original trilogy is good overrated but good but yeah this
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KillerJunglist posted:Star Bores. People in space talking to and killing cgi monsters. The beep boop robot is called IG-88 and he has an elaborate and heartbreaking backstory, show some respect
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How can a movie suck more than the phantom menace? Just wait
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Grill yourself and ascend to the Stars
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The old movies had that spark of oddball originality. Let's go on a space adventure with a gay robot, barking dog man, and Frog Einstein. The new movies are just dragging out old corpses to spray down with Febreeze and a fresh coat of paint.
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im glad everyone died at the end of the last movie
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What I don't get is why Disney bought this like massive universe which people have been coming up with stupid poo poo to throw in it for like what, 30 years and then proceed to just copy the original films or make stupid films relating to the original films or characters. They could have hosed off with that stupid Han Solo movie and legitimately had their Star Wars version of Guardians of the Galaxy or whatnot and done very, very well with it. But they keep harping on the same 10 concepts. Their Marvel movies are trying to evolve but they just aren't doing that with this. ED: Here Disney, you know how people like bounty hunters and Boba Fett? Well people don't want more loving Boba Fett, but they sure do want more "badass Bounty Hunter going around loving poo poo up," so there you go. A better Star Wars movie than anything planned. Hell just rip off the original story from Prey 2 and stick it in Star Wars. Tell me a Star Wars version of that wouldn't be at least different: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufikwk7_AD0 Blazing Ownager fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Jul 17, 2017 |
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I disliked the force even back when it was magic.
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Who is going to see all these super hero movies too? Even my kids basically say 'meh' if I ask if they want to see them
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Force choking is stupid and too complicated to explain away why they can or can't choke people (weakness to the force must suck) but on the other hand force pushing/pulling is badass and way way underused. The poo poo Count Duku Lee does with all the heavy poo poo towards Yoda is only scratching the surface. I'd have a bag of sharp poo poo on hand to force throw 24/7.
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Star Wars makes good video games sometimes. Really the only thing the franchise has going for it anymore imo.
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RaceBannon posted:Who is going to see all these super hero movies too? Even my kids basically say 'meh' if I ask if they want to see them in my experience its solidly the 20-30 demo ive even never noticed a kid in a theater for one kids seem to like star wars tho
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astral jihad galactic crusades
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Chomp8645 posted:Star Wars makes good video games sometimes. Really the only thing the franchise has going for it anymore imo. This
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Les Os posted:astral jihad sweet doom metal band name
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And now Disney will have their own Star Wars theme park, with jizz guzzlers and twileks.
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Colonel Cancer posted:And now Disney will have their own Star Wars theme park, with jizz guzzlers and twileks. There is a definite market for a theme park that boasts they have jizz guzzlers
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Les Os posted:astral jihad That's no moon (god)...
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Staaaaar waaaars Nothing but Star Waaaars
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what kind of gullible normie falls for such obvious marketing tripe shallowly pandering to their nostalgia and sense of community *starts hooting an hollering for the 27th Plinkett movie to come out whilst watching Season 3 of Twin Peaks*
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Junior Jr. posted:Star wars used to be super cool in the 80's, then they got hosed up in the early to mid 2000's, then it got cool again 2 years ago...and now the hype's just died out...it's gotten boring. Now there's gonna be a new star wars movie every year, a poo poo ton of merch that'll likely end up in landfills and dumpster fires, and it'll never ever go away because it's always in your face. Agreed.
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star wars always be boring
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Cosmic QuibblesBlazing Ownager posted:There is a definite market for a theme park that boasts they have jizz guzzlers - Jellyroll Fett, "Doctor Jizz"
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ROFLburger posted:Rogue One was way better than The Force Awakens
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Avirosb posted:I disliked the force even back when it was magic. i disliked the force when it was just the mass and the acceleration
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its poo poo and it will never die and go away now that disney owns it
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Could use more nudity imo. Ideally some on screen full penetration
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I don't feel like George Lucas hit his prime until the late 90s
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i saw episode one with my dad at a theater when i was like 10 or 11 i thought it was p cool but i had no reference for it. i didn't watch the first one whatever it's now called until about a year ago and while it was good it didn't really impress me or anything so i have no context for the obsession with star wars and i haven't seen any other ones. i did like those little scrapper guys that's what i'd want to be in a Star War. by being exposed to mass media i pretty much get the gist for the all of the ones i haven't seen. i knew exactly what was going to happen in the first one already just by having watched television and could probably suss out the plots of the rest without watching.
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