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Wizgot
Apr 25, 2014


I have 2 25oz cans of bud and a pack of Winstons. As soon as I start drinking those 5 days are going down the shitter. Give me a reason not to smoke.

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Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces


smoking is cool

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

56k was what you had to download your porn with and by the time it buffered you just weren't horny any more.
I was helpless to stop my orgasm as in horror I watched the screen get crystal clear long enough for me to see Hulk Hogan win the Undisputed WWE Championship at Backlash.

Wizgot posted:

I have 2 25oz cans of bud and a pack of Winstons. As soon as I start drinking those 5 days are going down the shitter. Give me a reason not to smoke.

My nigga, have you tried LSD

Putty
Mar 21, 2013


If you smoke i will detonate the explosives under my jacket

mystery fluid
Feb 12, 2017

by Lowtax


because im on day 1 and it sucks rear end and you dont want to go through another day 1

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004



College Slice

I just cracked a beast ice, your move OP

Wizgot
Apr 25, 2014


mystery fluid posted:

because im on day 1 and it sucks rear end and you dont want to go through another day 1

Can I have just one cigarette?

mystery fluid
Feb 12, 2017

by Lowtax


Wizgot posted:

Can I have just one cigarette?

ok but soak the rest of the pack in water so you cant smoke it

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014



mystery fluid posted:

ok but soak the rest of the pack in formaldehyde so you can smoke it

Ftfy

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

She said real life
sucks losers dry
If you want to fuck with the eagles
you have to learn to fly




College Slice

just smoke (or more of it) and chew nicotine gum for any breakthru shiet...werks 4 me!

krnpfunch
Aug 24, 2004

Ribbit!


I just got some of this new Zonic fruit flavored nicotine gum. Much better than the usual flavors. $5 for a 10 pack of 4mg at my local 7-11 (this is in Washington state).

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017


you're gonna die anyway OP so you might as well go out swinging

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

how can i listen to my pirated albums? oh wait.

good on you op!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



smoke a dick

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010



I haven't ever smoked for 5 days

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

HELLO MY BABY
HELLO MY HONEY
HELLO MY PERNELL-KARL
♪ ♩ ♪ ♩ ♩





If you've gone five days so far, keep going. The first three days are really the worst of it and after a month you're pretty much in the clear.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

Nothin' but lint.

I haven't smoked in about 8 years man. Chuck that poo poo. Sucked at first, but I am glad I did it. No if I could just stop being fat.

I was thinking, other poo poo you can quit cold turkey, but not eating. It's like being forced to smoke just three a day. gently caress It, now I'm all depressed. Do whatever the gently caress you want, rear end in a top hat.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



im gonna smoke some ham

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

dont quit, just cut back. drink one of those tallboys and save the other for tomorrow

and smoke, just less

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013


"I'm gonna quit smoking!"

*eventually dies regardless*

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007



College Slice

The Dregs posted:

I haven't smoked in about 8 years man. Chuck that poo poo. Sucked at first, but I am glad I did it. No if I could just stop being fat.

I was thinking, other poo poo you can quit cold turkey, but not eating. It's like being forced to smoke just three a day. gently caress It, now I'm all depressed. Do whatever the gently caress you want, rear end in a top hat.

lol quitting eating has all the benefits of quitting smoking and it actually makes you cooler instead of lamer nice choices my dude

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007



College Slice

ph right stay strong op

or have just one cant hurt right?

...and the pitch!
Jul 13, 2007



Find that reason within yourself asshopper.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Lowtax


Wizgot posted:

I have 2 25oz cans of bud and a pack of Winstons. As soon as I start drinking those 5 days are going down the shitter. Give me a reason not to smoke.

Because you have already done the hardest part. Dont do it

...and the pitch!
Jul 13, 2007



Myrddin_Emrys posted:

Because you have already done the hardest part. Dont do it

Man I wish I said that instead of calling you asshopper.

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces


just get a vape then you can have all the delicious nicotine your dumb broke brain can handle without all the other toxic poo poo

Jihad Me At Hello
Apr 23, 2002


Eventually you can smoke just one but you're far from it. If you have a problem with 5 days you need to keep going. You're still in the once you have one you're smoking all the time again phase.

Wizgot
Apr 25, 2014


BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:

ph right stay strong op

or have just one cant hurt right?

RIght?

Wizgot
Apr 25, 2014


Fart Puzzle posted:

just get a vape then you can have all the delicious nicotine your dumb broke brain can handle without all the other toxic poo poo

They don't know if those give you cancer yet. I want to be sure before I start putting unknown stuff in me.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013

by Lowtax


Don't drink the beers.

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

Kane is 100% correct, the GDI's instigation has some of the blame here.
-Some Nod sympathizer


I haven't smoked in 32 years. Why do people smoke?

Space Race Riot
Jun 4, 2014

They are bad people.

They should suffer.


Grimey Drawer

You know those Winstons will fix you right up. Smoke them. Now

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007



College Slice


i think drunk you is gonna have the answer

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces


Wizgot posted:

They don't know if those give you cancer yet. I want to be sure before I start putting unknown stuff in me.

yeah i guess if you are buying juice from loving china or something but we know for sure cigs will give you the cancer. plus you'll get your sense of smell and taste back. when my lung collapsed my heart doc suggested I vape instead of smoke and that's gotta count for something right?

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004



College Slice

You should get in the dreaming, then you can drink all the beers and smoke all the cocks

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


You should try jenkem instead

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

i got something you can smoke on OP!

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004



Why smoke when you can snort cocaine.

Wizgot
Apr 25, 2014


Bareback Werewolf posted:

Don't drink the beers.

Quitting smoking is one thing man. Making me quit beer is just plain inhumane.

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Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004



stick the cigarettes in your butthole so if you want to smoke youd have to taste your own butt juices

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