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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

"I CANT WAIT FOR VID-CON!!!!"

*walks through parking lot holding giant camera pointed at own face*

*is hit by car and dies and everyone laughs*

*checks adsense stats page every 5 minutes*

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Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012



College Slice

Hey, do you want to collab with me on my next video? I'm a huge fan of yours.
Hey, do you want to collab with me on my next video? I'm a huge fan of yours.
Hey, do you want to collab with me on my next video? I'm a huge fan of yours.
Hey, do you want to collab with me on my next video? I'm a huge fan of yours.
Hey, do you want to collab with me on my next video? I'm a huge fan of yours.
Hey, do you want to collab with me on my next video? I'm a huge fan of yours.
Hey, do you want to collab with me on my next video? I'm a huge fan of yours.
Hey, do you want to collab with me on my next video? I'm a huge fan of yours.
Hey, do you want to collab with me on my next video? I'm a huge fan of yours.
Hey, do you want to collab with me on my next video? I'm a huge fan of yours.
Hey, do you want to collab with me on my next video? I'm a huge fan of yours.
Hey, do you want to collab with me on my next video? I'm a huge fan of yours.
Hey, do you want to collab with me on my next video? I'm a huge fan of yours.
Hey, do you want to collab with me on my next video? I'm a huge fan of yours.

Pallid Mask
Apr 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless


HEY WHATS UP GUYS AND TODAY

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014


Buglord

DON'T FORGET TO LIKE, FAVORITE, AND SUBSCRIBE, CLICK THE DING-A-LING BELL TO KNOW WHEN MY VIDEOS ARE UP!

FOLLOW ME ON ALL SOCIAL MEDIA, YOUTUBE, FACEBOOK, TWITTER, TUMBLR, INSTAGRAM, SNAPCHAT, GOOGLE PLUS, VIDME, TINDER, GRINDR, PORNHUB, REDTUBE, XVIDEOS!

PLEASE SHARE MY CONTENT WITH YOUR CO-WORKERS, FRIENDS AND FAMILY! RETWEET AND REBLOG THEM!

I'M A CONTENT CREATOR, I'M A SOCIAL MEDIA INFLUENCER, I AM POPULAR!

NOTICE ME! FOLLOW ME!! STALK ME!!!

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAASSSSSEEEEE WORSHIP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*face and body melts into a puddle of fleshy goo*

Junior Jr. fucked around with this message at Jul 17, 2017 around 23:08

Putty
Mar 21, 2013


Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014


Buglord

also please give me your money on patreon, I need to pay my rent and it's due this week. k thanx <3

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

.


Be sure to smash that like button, if we hit 5000 likes we're gonna have an extra long video on Friday~~!!

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW

Clapping Larry

gently caress off Gurf

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012



College Slice

Hey guys, you know that 'challenge' that every other vlogger has done a video of? I'm going to do it, too, and I'm going to make the same wacky faces and noises everybody else has.

I could be like LA Beast and stick a feeding tube down my throat and pump bottles of hot sauce into me while I give myself a greek yogurt enema and at the same time snort lines of ground cinnamon into my nostril that doesn't have the feeding tube in it. And by all rights I should be as I have zero dignity. But today I'm going to eat this spicy pepper and then exaggerate all my reactions.

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014


Buglord

I'm going to play video games, because streaming video games and making funny faces while playing them is now super trendy on the internet. All I need to do is register a steam account, buy rocket league or a couple of spooky horror games and watch the easy money roll in.

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

expect attention, newbie


Please support me on patreon, twitch, youtube and use my amazon referral link!! Follow me on social media, hit the like button, hit the alarm bell, follow me, subscribe and donate!! I don't want to get a real job!!!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

food vloggers are the loving worst lol

dk2m
May 6, 2009


WHAT UP GOOD PEOPLE you asked for it and WERE DOING IT LIVE, DRINKIN THE PISS YALL hit like subscribe and keep it pissy folks

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


hi everybody, it's me, borat. take my wife, please!

like, share and subscribe

ghost emoji
Mar 11, 2016

oooOooOOOooh


jump cuts every three seconds

Neurotic Roleplay
May 20, 2005

i like you


i wish i could make money doing this wacky poo poo. working is for the birds

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...

Grimey Drawer

"Guys...for real...guys....look, my boy Niggerstomper56 brought up some crazy good points about Fatbl0ggah, but I'm going to tell you how their conversation really went down."


0:07-1:16:43

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011



Hey guys
*jumpcut*
I just got back
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from
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comic-con! and
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you won't believe the type of
*jumpcut*
stuff I saw the
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re such a
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s beau
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tifu
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l cos
*jumpcut*
pla
*jumpcut*
y.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006


Jacking In
Jacking Out


my gf watches all these rich bitch british blogging chicks talk about opening packages and going to dinner or some fancy trip to greece all the time

idgi, i would say seems like a waste of time and just going to make yourself feel bad comparing your life to rich britchicks, but then again i play videogames and shittpost so i cant judge her hobbies

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012



College Slice

Man, that Pulse shooting - I've gotta get my blog in on that sweet clickbait. I know, I'll fake a hate crime. I'm so brilliant.

Just as long as I don't steal a bottle of liquor from a bar, vandalize somebody's car, start a brawl, get caught and go to jail, beat myself senseless with an old style payphone, be taken to the hospital by the police for medical care and psychiatric observation, then lie about it in the most unconvincing way, then change my story to a best-fit version of the pity and attention I want to receive everything is sure to go great and increase my subscribers. And even if I do get caught, just as long as I don't skip out on a legal hearing to vacation in Spain, I'm sure to be able to fix everything with a tearful apology video.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...

Grimey Drawer

I loving love the stupid drama between other vloggers.

crabf
May 29, 2015


So I just learned about feminism and it's...like...the best thing ever.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011



crabf posted:

So I just learned about feminism and it's...like...the best thing ever.

*2 years later*

Wow so after spending my whole life as a feminist, I can definitely say I'm redpilled now.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


Here I am in Alaska should have brought a jacket it's a cold one

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

expect attention, newbie


Wicker Man posted:

I loving love the stupid drama between other vloggers.

It's all made up for views. They get together and manufacture drama like a loving reality show.

Mokbek
Dec 19, 2014

STOP KICKING ME IN THE WEINER


*20 seconds long lovely 3D username intro thing*
*Dubstep music in the background*

YO WHAT'S UP YOUTUBE! Today I posted on this really CRAZY thread on an INSANE forum and you would not BELIEVE what happened after that!
Before we begin, don't forget to SMASH that like button, subscribe to my channel and check out my Patreon!

*20 minutes of jumpcuts, lies about own life, and bad jokes*

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.

Grimey Drawer

dk2m posted:

WHAT UP GOOD PEOPLE you asked for it and WERE DOING IT LIVE, DRINKIN THE PISS YALL hit like subscribe and keep it pissy folks

gently caress yeah subscribed can't wait #1 pis pis pis

flerp
Feb 25, 2014



hi i vlog

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009


*posts screen cap of Adobe Premiere timeline*

"This is my life now, LOL"

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014


Buglord

I AM A PROFESSIONAL CONTENT CREATOR!

I HAVE MASTERED EVERY PROGRAM IN THE ADOBE CREATIVE SUITE AND KNOW ALL THE KEYBOARD SHORTCUTS!

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."

The best thing is that it makes googling videogame or current PC hardware related stuff an exercise in futility.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

drak cornfields of the earht, my dearest moths

Unregistered Hypercam

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

drak cornfields of the earht, my dearest moths

"Now I'm gonna shoot myself in the head with a desert eagle .50 let's do th

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup


Pillbug

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

She said real life
sucks losers dry
If you want to fuck with the eagles
you have to learn to fly




College Slice

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so yeah anyways

Pac-Manioc Root
Jan 3, 2013

It's a little bitty place.

...Okay, I'll just wipe it off, that's all. Just a little town.

Deselducy here with another elevatorb review

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

and now I have to give a shout out to my sponsor Fisticuffs Mustache Wax. This stuff is just the best, seriously.

dev286
Nov 30, 2006

Let it be all the best.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X6VoFBCE9k

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

We are all of us in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.


Pac-Manioc Root posted:

Deselducy here with another elevatorb review

That poo poo is the most autistic thing on the whole entire internet.

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Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


"Hey Snatcharoos! In this video im going to eat an entire family bag of Doritos Cool Ranch covered in real ranch dressing!"

*5 minutes of talking with 45 seconds of puking*

"Remember to like and subscribe if you enjoyed the video"

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