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ICR
Dec 31, 2008

projecthalaxy posted:

JJ and Corey were friends in NXT and Jason told him about his secret dad

So he immediately said it was Kurt Angle? Why not Trey Songz that dude is all about the ladies.

Jason: Corey, I have a secret dad. His name is Kurt Angle I am going to will it into existence.

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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Jerusalem posted:

Since childhood, Corey has just happened to ask every single person he meets,"Is Kurt Angle secretly your dad?" and so far less than 2 dozen people have answered in the affirmative.

Corey's signature STAY DOWN finger tattoos were to cover his older KURT DAD? finger tattoos

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Jesus, Roman

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
Kurt Angle is WWE Discussion's Secret Dad for 7/17

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Dango Bango posted:

Jesus, Roman

SPEAR

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Aphrodite posted:

Bastards don't get to inherit their father's name.

His father is from Pittsburgh so his traditional name would be Jason Wawa.

The tag team of Jason Wawa and Sami Wow-Wow, while Chad Gable just weeps in the darkness wondering what else they can take from him.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Kurt Angle is my secret dad, and I don't know how to accept that

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

projecthalaxy posted:

" hello yes is this daniel bryan"

"moshi moshi bryan desu"

"listen i need to sign jason jordan. he came out of my balls he did"

"do i get anything"

"no"

"wait, you can have Sami."

"he's already here"

*click*

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

All right goons, I mean, brothers. Let's send our new dad a Father's Day card.

Do you want me to just go ahead and sign this card with all your names? I'm happy to do this.

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!
Owwwww

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

SUN GOD AVATAR posted:

All right goons, I mean, brothers. Let's send our new dad a Father's Day card.

Do you want me to just go ahead and sign this card with all your names? I'm happy to do this.

Heath and Kurt are all our dads?

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Writer Cath posted:

Heath and Kurt are all our dads?

very progressive of us, to all have at least two dads

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

Writer Cath posted:

Heath and Kurt are all our dads?

Just re-wrote the Bible and I have the new edition hitting Barnes & Noble on August 1, 2017.

I changed the parts about Adam and Eve to simply "Kurt and Heath".

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

My Bible that I wrote will be a NYT Bestseller. In honor of you, daddy Kurt.

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Roman and Joe didn't watch Shibata/Okada!

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!
Uhhhhhh

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

SUN GOD AVATAR posted:

My Bible that I wrote will be a NYT Bestseller. In honor of you, daddy Kurt.

I worry about nepotism, since all the reviewers are Kurt's kids.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I hope America wins because I don't want to see a world where Bulgaria wins at wrestling.


Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Joe sold the gently caress out of that Superman Punch.

Still not enough gun :clint:

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


kurt's a secret dad
oh its true its drat true yeah
jordan is his son

haiku

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

Jason Jordan new theme song just got released to celebrate the news of finding his daddy.

https://youtu.be/6AtyvHwoJvo

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
joe is carrying this match so hard

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

BRAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh thank God here comes one of Kurt's bastards to save the day!

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

BRRRRRAAAAAUUUUUNNNNNN

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
oh, thank god.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

he pulled joe out! thats a DQ!

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

DEAR RICHARD posted:

joe is carrying this match so hard

well yeah, it is a roman match

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
gently caress

YESSSSSS

BEST RAW IN A LONG LONG TIME

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Braun wasn't born he was built by hillbilly scientists.

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

Roman gonna bury the gently caress out of Braun and Joe.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Tossed him right through the second rope, nice.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
That coward Roman attacked him before he could get in the ring!

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Of course Roman's going to main event SS :hitler:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

KILL 'IM, JOE!

Wait.... KILL 'EM, JOE!

John Dudebro
Dec 3, 2013

i'm at raw next week and if they give me a roman/joe/braun triple threat i will never ask for anything else out of wrestling

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Owns owns owns

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

braun should be champ

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TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
I like Braun's psycho from Borderlands color scheme.

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