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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

dromal phrenia posted:

braun should be champ

Yep, but Joe also.

HOLY gently caress THAT CATCH!

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ICR
Dec 31, 2008

Wow a this is awesome chant holy gently caress I am living in the tesseract.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Should have slammed Joe onto Roman.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


it turns out that when you make giant men crash into each other and also reveal jason jordan as a secret son, people like your showe

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!
If Braun isn't gonna be champ send him to Smackdown to destroy Jinder, he deserves a belt

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Didn't this Raw basically cross off my entire list except the Kurt reveal which was even better? :allears:

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

Look at that awareness of joe moving his arm when strowman power slammed so he wouldn't bust his arm open.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Accident Underwater posted:

If Braun isn't gonna be champ send him to Smackdown to destroy Jinder, he deserves a belt

You're right. Braun should join the Miztourage.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dragging Roman around like a lion with its kill :hellyeah:

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Thank you, Braun

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
This match is good.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
This is a terrible security team!

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

Call the Fashion Police. We about to see a murder.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

braun should have both world championships

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I'm the crew members cowering as Braun walks by.

Blast Fantasto
Sep 18, 2007

USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Kurt has died, Kurt is risen, Kurt will come again

John Dudebro
Dec 3, 2013

if security can't stop braun strowman's rampage, maybe he'll listen to his dad...kurt angle

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
So we don't have a winner? I didn't hear the ref ring the bell for DQ

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

I really want Kurt to rush the ring and grovel at the feet of his sons in the ring. Just yelling NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

dromal phrenia posted:

braun should have both world championships

Just tell Brock that Braun is going to carry it around for him between appearances, then after 3-4 years Brock goes,"Huh I'm getting paid a million a year and not even showing up.... oh well :shrug:"

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

if only there were a couple of guys that roman used to run with, who needed back-up earlier in the night that could have owed him a favor.

:thunk:

nah can't think of anyone

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


This raw was awful until the Kurt segment and than it was very good and Braun is doing everything a baby face should do

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Braun follows Pac-Man rules and comes from the other side of the ring yelling "I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU YET!"

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
lol that brauny sign

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Kurt has a bit of a pointy head.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

I like how it's the "Kurt Angle Exclusive Interview" and JJ is a complete afterthought.

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
See Renee this is better than Talking Smack isnt it

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

What's real hosed up is how happy Jason Jordan-Angle is to be next to his dad but hasn't his daddy Kurt not been around for like, 26 years of his life and not acknowledging him?

I mean what the gently caress I'd be pissed! I AM PISSED because Kurt is also my daddy and he didn't acknowledge me on TV.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Watch as the talking points now become about how Braun should be punished for interfering in the main event, unlike when certain people have attempted to perform a murder act.

John Dudebro
Dec 3, 2013

Dango Bango posted:

I like how it's the "Kurt Angle Exclusive Interview" and JJ is a complete afterthought.

cause they announced this before the reveal and if it had been titled KURT ANGLE AND JASON JORDAN INTERVIEW it would have spoiled the whole dang thing

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Rogue Copter Pilot posted:

if only there were a couple of guys that roman used to run with, who needed back-up earlier in the night that could have owed him a favor.

:thunk:

nah can't think of anyone

Roman is not going to be involved. He's going to be in a Fatal Four Way at Summerslam and it's going to be awesome.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Jerusalem posted:

KILL 'IM, JOE!

Wait.... KILL 'EM, JOE!



KILL, JOE! KILL, JOE!

KILL JOE! KILL JOE!

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Honestly just put the loving belt on Braun and run with it

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

Kurt: Jason's my son.

Jason: What the gently caress you weren't there for me at all I grew up daddyless.

Kurt: I announce on tv you my son let's interview with Renee. ^^

Jason: *smiles* *hugs* my dad!!!!! :) :) :)

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Jason Jordan: *breathes heavily*

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
my boy, clonfroggio

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

SUN GOD AVATAR posted:

Kurt: Jason's my son.

Jason: What the gently caress you weren't there for me at all I grew up daddyless.

Kurt: I announce on tv you my son let's interview with Renee. ^^

Jason: *smiles* *hugs* my dad!!!!! :) :) :)

You realize in storyline maybe Jason's mom didn't tell him right?

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

This is so bad.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
Jason being overwhelmed is a good way to cover for Jason being an awful promo

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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

SamuraiFoochs posted:

You realize in storyline maybe Jason's mom didn't tell him right?

He hasn't realized anything since 2015.

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