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HELLO THE FORUMS FAVORITE WRESTLER TOURNAMENT IS GOING ON NOW: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3826085  ____________________________  BATTLEGROUND July 23rd WWE Championship Punjabi Prison Match Jinder Mahal(c) w/ The Singh Brothers vs. Randy Orton WWE Smackdown Tag Team Championship Match The Usos(c) vs. The New Day Flag Match John Cena vs. Rusev US Championship Match AJ Styles(c) vs. Kevin Owens #1 Contender's 5 Woman Elimination Match Charlotte Flair vs. Natalya vs. Tamina vs. Becky Lynch vs. Lana Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Baron Corbin Breezango close the case so they'll probably have an unscheduled match. Pre-Show Kick-Off Match Aiden English vs. Tye Dillinger ____________________________ Raw Results Dean Ambrose comes down to the ring and has a steel chair with him. He demands Miz and his cronies come out for a fight tonight. He sits down in the chair called "steely dan" and demands to fight. For some reason they are teasing a Shield reunion between only Dean and Seth. Seth comes out instead of Miz and asks why Dean is starting a fight he can't win. He says Dean said last night he wanted Seth to stay out of his business but last night Dean saved Seth from Miz and his cronies. Dean says that wasn't about Seth and he does what he wants, and he wanted to take Miz's head off with a chair. Seth said that Miz started this with him and dragged him into the fight but he wants to know if Dean will be in his way or by his side like the brothers they were. Dean says he had brothers in the Shield but Seth doesn't look familiar. He says a guy similar to him was in the Shield but he stabbed him in the back. Dean says he isn't his brother and never will be. Seth shouts that it was 3 years ago and he's sorry. He says he's sorry yet again and said they went through hell and Dean bested him so he thought this was over. Dean says he sees Seth's lips moving but nothings coming out of them. Seth looks at the chair in Dean's hands and tells him to hit him with the chair like he did 3 years ago. Seth demands to be hit so that Dean can put this all behind him. Dean slides the chair out of the ring instead and chats up Seth. Miz and the Miztourage come out and say they can never trust each other and that's why Miz will always be better. Miz and th miztourage lay out Dean and Seth with chairs. Miz hits Seth with a skull crushing finale on an open chair. We come back from commercial and Miz and the Miztourage are in a hurry to leave the arena before facing Seth and Dean's wrath. Bayley defeated Alexa Bliss. Nia Jax came down and Sasha then came down to save Nia from the two on one. Kurt Angle is panicking about revealing the truth. Corey Graves left the commentary booth earlier and is backstage. He's telling Kurt that with social media like it is today that his secret would leak out eventually. He says everyone loves Kurt and they'd be understanding this way. Kurt thanks Corey for his friendship in this trying time. Titus World Wide are backstage and I'm positive they film these segments with Titus sitting down so he doesn't dwarf Tozawa and Apollo. Titus says Apollo got his block knocked off against Braun a couple weeks ago but everyone does so its okay. He said That Tozawa has another title match and that Neville will feel the powah of tozawa. Ariya Daivari comes in and says that Tozawa is a cheater and he was going to beat him last week on 205 Live. Titus makes them have a match tonight. Mustafa Ali & Gentleman Jack Gallagher defeat The Brian Kendrick & Drew Gulak. Enzo Amore comes out and gives a heart felt promo about how he isn't done with Big Cass. He says Cass apparently believed Enzo was the weak one in the the team, but Cass' big rear end never won a title for them and last week his rear end couldn't cash the check its mouth wrote. Enzo says he's a fighter unlike Cass and that is proof because he's still standing. He shows Cass getting his rear end kicked by Big Show last week and says he couldn't even look a man in the eyes. Big Cass comes out and blames Corey for this yet again. Cass says Enzo is still running his mouth so he's gonna kick it down his throat. Enzo bails out the ring and says he's smarter than the average bear and knows Cass likes a fight and everyone wants to see one, but he's gonna watch from the crowd with the fans. Big Show comes out and him and Cass brawl around the ring. Cass throws Big Show into the turnbuckle and beats him down until Enzo tries to make the save but gets laid out with a big boot. Roman Reigns is interviewed and reminds everyone that he beat the Undertaker at Wrestlemania and performs the best under pressure. Joe having beat him twice before doesn't worry him because he's going to beat Joe, beat Brock at Summerslam and be the next Universal Champion. Rollins and Ambrose were recovering and arguing when Kurt Angle tells them next week they will face two people of the Miztourage next week. Ambrose says he wants all three, Seth agrees so next week its 3 on 2. Finn Balor defeats Elisa Sampson by DQ when Sampson shatters his guitar on Finn. The Bray Wyatt and Finn Balor feud is back on as Bray appears on the tron and cuts a promo about how he is going to hurt Finn Balor or some bullshit. Kurt Angle is on the phone saying he's feeling less nervous about the announcement. Bayley and Sasha walk in and they ask him to settle a friendly disagreement. Bayley says she's number 1 contender and Sasha says she is. Kurt says they'll have a number 1 contenders match next week to decided. Revival are interviewed about why they attacked the Hardyz last week. The Revival say why wouldn't they? Laying out a legendary tag team like the Hardyz is an easy way to make a name. They say the Hardyz big leagued them and pretended they had no idea who they were but from now on they'll remember the Revivla. Ariya Daivari defeats Akira Tozawa via forfeit when Titus called off the match due to Tozawa having a hurt shoulder. Kurt Angle comes and reveals that he has a child with a college sweetheart. The child was also given up for adoption. Kurt says this child is just like him. A three sport star and is a current WWE superstar. His son is Jason Jordan. Kurt cries and they hug in the ring and celebrate. By the way Jordan is now on Raw and American Alpha is dead. The Revival defeats The Hardy Boyz after Jeff gets crotched on the top rope and Dash pins Jeff with a handful of pants. Samoa Joe is interviewed and Joe puts over Roman well but then says he's meeting Roman for the third time in a row and it will be the same as last two times. Tozawa and Titus are arguing backstage about Titus calling the match off. Tozawa's arm is all iced up. Titus says he's thinking about Tozawa's future not a singular match that doesn't matter. Tozawa says he wants Daivari on 205 Live tomorrow and storms off. Titus was sitting down again. Roman Reigns vs. Samoa Joe is a no contest when Braun Strowman returns and brawls with both Roman and Joe. All three are fighting but Braun lays them both out. Security comes down and try getting Braun off them, Braun lays Roman out twice with his running powerslam in revenge before storming off to end Raw. ____________________________ Smackdown Results
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Skip the first 2 hours cause it was awful but the last hour was pretty good. Also they're going to 50/50 Finn and than have him face Bray good job with the Club!
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Jul 18, 2017 04:07
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I loving love that Kurt Angle is Jason Jordan's secret dad, it rules. Also VJeff lost his bet and now he has to produce a tribute (powerpoint preferred) to the Architect and Sole Creative Force behind the Women's Revolution: Stephanie McMahon.
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Jul 18, 2017 04:08
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Lol wwe is so bad.
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Jul 18, 2017 04:08
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Jason Jordan, probably the best wrestler, is Kurt's Secret Son
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Jul 18, 2017 04:08
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I also love Kurt Angle's son and it's sad this is going to lead to Triple H going on a tirade about white genocide
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Jul 18, 2017 04:09
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That Vjeff powerpoint better be half as good Tanahashi's DDT powerpoint!
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Jul 18, 2017 04:09
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Kurt is all our dads. 
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Jul 18, 2017 04:10
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I think they are doing a four way at Summerslam and are having Braun pin Roman to win the title
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Jul 18, 2017 04:11
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projecthalaxy posted:I think they are doing a four way at Summerslam and are having Braun pin Roman to win the title If they don't take this opportunity to get the title on someone regularly active I will... Not be surprised I guess but still find it quite dumb.
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Jul 18, 2017 04:12
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Has Brock been beaten by anyone that isn't a part-timer since he came back The only one I can think of is Seth and he didn't pin Brock
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Jul 18, 2017 04:12
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I can't believe Kurt and Heath are our dads. I've felt so close to all of you.
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Jul 18, 2017 04:14
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Just letting you know, I don't have Photoshop and I don't know how to use Powerpoint, so this is going to be a trainwreck! But I hope I can make it a fun trainwreck, in the spirit of that Kurt segment.
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Jul 18, 2017 04:14
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CubsWoo posted:Has Brock been beaten by anyone that isn't a part-timer since he came back Cena, 3 years ago. By DQ. Before that would be Triple H at Wrestlemania 29, if he wasn't already a part timer by then? If not that, Cena at Extreme Rules 2012.
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Jul 18, 2017 04:15
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I'm not sure Braun is ready for a run with the title but he's also the most over guy right now and they need the Belt off Brock so getting him a run is probably for the best
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Jul 18, 2017 04:16
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 American Alpha hopes of Emma and Summer Rae sticking around long-term Finn Talking Smack
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Jul 18, 2017 04:17
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CubsWoo posted:Has Brock been beaten by anyone that isn't a part-timer since he came back Do you count HHH in 2013 as a part-timer? If so, Cena in 2012. Besides that, his losses are: Goldberg at Survivor Series, Roman Reigns at Fastlane (wasn't pinned), the Undertaker at Summerslam, Rollins at Wrestlemania 31 (wasn't pinned) and John Cena by DQ when Rollins walloped Cena with the briefcase.
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Jul 18, 2017 04:17
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Also CubsFan says WWE hasn't given Gran Metallik a match in 28 days WWE literally sitting on one of the most talented modern luchadores just so nobody else can have him 
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Jul 18, 2017 04:17
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VJeff posted:Do you count HHH in 2013 as a part-timer? If so, Cena in 2012. I don't count either of those as full-timers but I guess Cena? I can't remember if he was full time back then but if he wasn't he was well on the way
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Jul 18, 2017 04:18
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You have to give WWE credit, if they run with Reigns/BRAUN/Joe/Lesnar, they've done an incredible job with everyone involved recently. It feels like a big deal. Also glad to see Balor is (maybe?) getting a real feud with Bray. Can't believe I'm saying that about a Bray Wyatt feud in this, 2017, the year of our Lord.
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Jul 18, 2017 04:19
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Kurt Angle came
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Jul 18, 2017 04:19
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CubsWoo posted:I don't count either of those as full-timers but I guess Cena? I can't remember if he was full time back then but if he wasn't he was well on the way If you don't count Cena, then he hasn't been beaten by a full-timer in this run.
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Jul 18, 2017 04:20
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Chad Gable and Jason Jordan were a treasure. I want Angle to be my dad.
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Jul 18, 2017 04:20
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Chris James 2 posted:Also CubsFan says WWE hasn't given Gran Metallik a match in 28 days Are we past Okada in TNA levels misuse now? It feels that way
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Jul 18, 2017 04:20
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Aphrodite posted:Cena, 3 years ago. By DQ. triple h was totally a part timer in 2013, as was hbk who helped him win
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Jul 18, 2017 04:21
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SatoshiMiwa posted:Are we past Okada in TNA levels misuse now? It feels that way Okada was actually given stuff to do in TNA, it was just almost always "get his rear end kicked so Joe could get pissed and save him or get his own rear end kicked trying"
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Jul 18, 2017 04:21
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Chris James 2 posted:WWE literally sitting on one of the most talented modern luchadores just so nobody else can have him it would be funnier if they haven't been doing this since vince jr got the company in the 80's, kind of an old joke tbh
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Jul 18, 2017 04:21
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I fell in love with Metalik during the CWC and my heart breaks at his current state.
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Jul 18, 2017 04:22
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Brock's two best matches since coming back were vs. CM Punk and vs. Goldberg at 'mania this year, which makes sense because both completely own
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Jul 18, 2017 04:23
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Kurt Angle and Jason Jordan in: My Black Son
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Jul 18, 2017 04:23
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Chris James 2 posted:Okada was actually given stuff to do in TNA, it was just almost always "get his rear end kicked so Joe could get pissed and save him or get his own rear end kicked trying" Also Okada was on loan whereas Metalik is actually signed by the WWE lol
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Jul 18, 2017 04:23
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Big Coffin Hunter posted:Brock's two best matches since coming back were vs. CM Punk and vs. Goldberg at 'mania this year, which makes sense because both completely own imo Cena at ER '12, SS '14 and NoC '14 tells an awesome story and I really wish we could get one more match between them, especially now that Cena's evolved into PWG Cena.
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Jul 18, 2017 04:25
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Table for 3 has Simmons, Mark Henry and Godfather on and Rock sent them all gifts. Henry and Godfather got watches and Ron got a picture of Dwayne, all as a callback to a former Nation promo spot
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Jul 18, 2017 04:26
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VJeff posted:imo Cena at ER '12, SS '14 and NoC '14 tells an awesome story and I really wish we could get one more match between them, especially now that Cena's evolved into PWG Cena. The Extreme Rules match is great and I'd put at number 3 or 4, SS is notable for Lesnar creating the style he runs with today, I have no memory of NoC other than it ended in a fart
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Jul 18, 2017 04:27
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Big Coffin Hunter posted:Brock's two best matches since coming back were vs. CM Punk and vs. Goldberg at 'mania this year, which makes sense because both completely own VJeff posted:imo Cena at ER '12, SS '14 and NoC '14 tells an awesome story and I really wish we could get one more match between them, especially now that Cena's evolved into PWG Cena. Wasn't Lesnar/Cena/Rollins at Royal Rumble a couple years back pretty rad or am I misremembering that
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Jul 18, 2017 04:28
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Professor Funk posted:Wasn't Lesnar/Cena/Rollins at Royal Rumble a couple years back pretty rad or am I misremembering that Cena/Rollins/Lesnar is loving incredible and my personal favorite Lesnar match. It doesn't particularly advance the Cena/Lesnar story but it's still loving awesome. Big Coffin Hunter posted:The Extreme Rules match is great and I'd put at number 3 or 4, SS is notable for Lesnar creating the style he runs with today, I have no memory of NoC other than it ended in a fart Basically Cena still gets his rear end kicked but fights through it and hits a million AAs on Lesnar throughout the match. It's the match where they feel closest to "equal", but it ends inconclusively, so we don't know who the true better man is. Which is why I want a final match. 
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Jul 18, 2017 04:34
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Professor Funk posted:Wasn't Lesnar/Cena/Rollins at Royal Rumble a couple years back pretty rad or am I misremembering that It's one of the best matches in Wwe history
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Jul 18, 2017 04:34
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The_Rob posted:Lol wwe is so bad.
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Jul 18, 2017 04:35
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Excited for Drifter vs Demon III next week. Its no DQ so Elias can win after a Sister Abigail
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I just pulled up Cena/Lesnar at NoC '14. Dear lord, the crowds then to the crowds now. 
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