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Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

echinopsis posted:

yeah my sleep has been poo poo lately

i totally gave up drinking after a disasterous night for about two months and only recently started again

the 9 standard drinks a night situation is something i've done and am capable of but sont want to go back to. it's just the prospect of being sober in the evening is so life drainingly depressing :lol:

Have you considered operating a YOSPOS swingers BBS service?

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

qhat posted:

i don't trust a person who is already mentally impaired to be able to accurately judge their own ability to function when they're mentally impaired.
fair enough

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

qhat posted:

i don't trust a person who is already mentally impaired to be able to accurately judge their own ability to function when they're mentally impaired.

if you're always hosed up is it impairment or normalcy?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
mentally impaired :rolleyes:

but yes alcohol definitely has a factor that inhibits you from telling if you're intoxicated while you're intoxicated. some signs are obvious i guess :/ why drink driving is such a thing. get people too stoned to drive safely and they'll admit it and not feel safe driving

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Salt Fish posted:

Have you considered operating a YOSPOS swingers BBS service?

it's so crazy it might just work

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

echinopsis posted:

i was doing it prolly 4 or 5 nights a week? and then maybe a bit more on weekends? i don't really like getting trashed and i never aim for it like when i was younger, but still end up falling into those situations because when i start sribking it's like i have blinders on and just want to drink more and never stop to consider what i'm doing
if you have a drink or two then feel like a fat kid with a cake in front of him, the key is to not put a whole cake in front of yourself

Jimmy Carter
Nov 3, 2005

THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE
I got me a couple of pints of bourbon for taking the computing situation at a local distillery from 'chromebook with USB-Ethernet adapter held together with sugru' to 'Ubiquiti Nanostation enveloping the stills with wifi' and now I get to hang out with the distillery cat whenever i want.

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


echinopsis posted:

mentally impaired :rolleyes:

but yes alcohol definitely has a factor that inhibits you from telling if you're intoxicated while you're intoxicated. some signs are obvious i guess :/ why drink driving is such a thing. get people too stoned to drive safely and they'll admit it and not feel safe driving

just because you're not shitfaced doesn't mean your reaction times are not severely impaired. reaction time is one of the things people are most likely to underestimate when they've had a few drinks because you don't notice it at all because your goalposts have shifted. honestly i feel stupid having to explain this to a grown man.

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

stop nerdsplaining to the pharmacist

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


OldAlias posted:

stop nerdsplaining to the pharmacist

it's not nerdsplaining, it's basic common knowledge that every grown up human being, let alone a pharmacist, should be aware of

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
I know this is going to be a controversial opinion, but drunk driving is actually really safe.

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Salt Fish posted:

I know this is going to be a controversial opinion, but drunk driving is actually really safe.

it helps me get to work faster

Jimmy Carter
Nov 3, 2005

THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE
I would say I drive BETTER when buzzed since im relaxed

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
fun fact: if you're drunk when you pass your driving test then you're allowed to drive up to that drunk afterwards too

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

So you and Shaggar drink the same thing?

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


who here passed their driving test with 0 faults

i think technically you should be allowed to do whatever you want to on the road in that case, up to and including being drunk, stoned, and driveby shootings

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe
oh cool i can post my current scotch lineup

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

Salt Fish posted:

I know this is going to be a controversial opinion, but drunk driving is actually really safe.

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Salt Fish posted:

I know this is going to be a controversial opinion, but drunk driving is actually really safe.

it's good for the planet because it kills humans

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

qhat posted:

it's not nerdsplaining, it's basic common knowledge that every grown up human being, let alone a pharmacist, should be aware of

when did i ever propose anything that opposed what you're saying?

i guess i took offence to the implication that i personally was mentally impaired, didn't realise you meant, while intoxicated lol. of course i know about alcohol and impairment

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Mr SuperAwesome posted:

what does this taste like? i see lots of people drinkingit here

mate (pronounced mat-eh) is a type of tea, so it's kind of like a carbonated not-green-tea-ish taste. it's pleasant

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
fuckin barf

i just earlier said i detest any kind of alcohol
snobbery but this is an exemption

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

Kuvo posted:

oh cool i can post my current scotch lineup

ardbeg rules

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

Advanced
Computer Touching


Toilet Rascal

this isn't alcohol in the usual sense

it's garbage first and foremost, that coincidentally happens to contain alcohol

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

echinopsis posted:

yeah my sleep has been poo poo lately

i totally gave up drinking after a disasterous night for about two months and only recently started again

the 9 standard drinks a night situation is something i've done and am capable of but sont want to go back to. it's just the prospect of being sober in the evening is so life drainingly depressing :lol:

I thought you were having fun getting sucked off by grannies.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i have a doz beers in my car waiting for the wns of the day/ my wife is running a sex roy party tonight and i have someone coming over and we will drink and then wife's party will end and socialise will continue

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

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Toilet Rascal

Kuvo posted:

oh cool i can post my current scotch lineup


you're missing the lagavulin to complete the southern islay holy trinity. get on that right away fucko

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Knuc U Kinte posted:

I thought you were having fun getting sucked off by grannies.

lady who is coming over tonight she's 46 and actually without child

haven't had sex with a legit grandma yet :( life goals tho

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

echinopsis posted:

a sex roy party
m
o
d
s

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

you're missing the lagavulin to complete the southern islay holy trinity. get on that right away fucko

ill look for it next time im buyin scotch

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


it's me. i am Sex Roy

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

u can make chloroform with it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37m_kMK7Po0

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

echinopsis posted:

i have a doz beers in my car waiting for the wns of the day/ my wife is running a sex roy party tonight and i have someone coming over and we will drink and then wife's party will end and socialise will continue
Sex Roy
Isn't it nice
Leading chicks named Doris
To a life of vice
We can play canasta
in my little playroom
With one Doris and my plaid jumper

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
i grew up a stoner kid and never learned to drink. two beers will give me a mini hangover if the context is right.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i used to detest drinking when i was a stoner, now i realise the reality that no one is immune to the addictive nature of depressants

Mr SuperAwesome
Apr 6, 2011

im from the bad post police, and i'm afraid i have bad news

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:


it's garbage first and foremost, that coincidentally happens to contain alcohol

:same:

Mr SuperAwesome fucked around with this message at 15:05 on Jul 21, 2017

Mr SuperAwesome
Apr 6, 2011

im from the bad post police, and i'm afraid i have bad news

big scary monsters posted:

(brouwerij ‘t ij is the superior amsterdam brewery)
yupp

Salt Fish posted:

I know this is going to be a controversial opinion, but drunk driving is actually really safe.

drunk driving is bad. drunk cycling on the other hand, owns

Mr SuperAwesome fucked around with this message at 15:06 on Jul 21, 2017

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


agreed, sippin that campfire owns

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