Interesting observation I had about "Nice Guys"

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Wizard Master: Mar 25, 2008; I am the Wizard Master

Even though "Nice Guys" spend most of their time ranting about how women just want to "date jerks", they are oblivious to the fact that they are just as misogynistic and self-centered as the so-called jerks they gripe about. They also tend to befriend women with the expectation that the women will have sex with them because they are a "Nice Guy" even though women don't owe them anything.

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FisheyStix: Jul 2, 2008; This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

Interesting is a pretty strong word

# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:04

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

drat perceptive my friend. you piece of poo poo. you loving moron.

# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:04

Bareback Werewolf: Oct 5, 2013; ~*blessed by the algorithm*~

I thought this was gonna be about the movie.

# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:05

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

Maybe anakin thought the Jedi were evil cause they kill children

# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:05

Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Nice guys are willing to split a cold Barq's root beer float with their ladyfriends

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# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:05

Genderfluent: Jul 15, 2015

Guys, I think he finally cracked the code

# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:05

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

I'm not like that nice guy thou

# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:07

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

Smythe posted:

drat perceptive my friend. you piece of poo poo. you loving moron.

# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:08

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

This just in. Water is wet.

Please ban op along with that loving retard "Ride the Gravitron" please.

# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:08

Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

#GBS hates A&W

# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:09

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

nice guy... I think I'll take it!

# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:10

Luxury Communism: Aug 22, 2015; by Lowtax

Don't be a nice guy take the blackpill

# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:10

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

Kuato posted:

This just in. Water is wet.

Please ban op along with that loving retard "Ride the Gravitron" please.

It's so cute how you & Comfy Fleece Sweater keep buying each other avs :allears:

# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:12

my kinda ape: Sep 15, 2008; Everything's gonna be A-OK; Oven Wrangler

Bareback Werewolf posted:

I thought this was gonna be about the movie.

It was a good movie IMO. I liked it a lot.

# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:14

ElectricSheep: Jan 14, 2006; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

I remember when it used to be called the Ladder Theory

wonder what frustrated virgins will come up with a decade from now to delude themselves into thinking the problem isn't with them

# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:14

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Mind blown.

# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:14

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

#WizardMasterHatesWomen

# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:16

Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

im putting you in the friend zone now op

# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:17

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

ElectricSheep posted:

to delude themselves into thinking the problem isn't with them

Yeah, but everyone does this. It's what psychologists call the "fundamental attribution error".

# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:18

Luxury Communism: Aug 22, 2015; by Lowtax

Femgoon here.

I just tricked this pathetic pussy into the friendzone.

I'm a little disappointed at how easy it was. I like a challenge and this one was like putty in my hands. He tried to do the nice guy routine, pretending he didn't want to have sex with me, which really turned me off. Its disingenuous, dishonest and obvious. So I flipped the script on him. If he was going to be fake with me by hiding his true intentions and try to trick me into a relationship, why shouldn't I be fake with him so that I can exploit him for emotional support?

I told him I just wanted to be friends. He said he was fine with that (I still laugh with my girlfriends when I mimic the facial expression he made). Then I waited. After about two weeks of us talking about my sex life with ex-boyfrieds in facebook chat, I invited him to come over and drink beers with me at my place. I had invited some other guys (who had girlfriends, some of them there, or were genuinely good friends) over and they were already there when he got there. After he arrived, I put on some music and started dancing seductively while constantly staring at him. I ignored the other guys in the room and I treated him like a king. I constantly brought him beers when the one he was drinking was empty. I sat in his lap and touched him a lot. I laughed at all his jokes. Basically, I gave his ego a hand job.

I repeated this process two more times, and by the third, he made a move on me. I shot him down of course, which was the plan all along, feigned surprise at his sexual attraction to me and apologized for giving him mixed signals. He accepted my apology and left.

Now he goes shopping with me, always answers the phone when I need some advice, helps me repair my car, and buys me flowers from time to time. He's a good little beta boy, who knows exactly how to please me. He's my pathetic little emotional tampon.

# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:18

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Luxury Communism posted:

Femgoon here.

I just tricked this pathetic pussy into the friendzone.

I'm a little disappointed at how easy it was. I like a challenge and this one was like putty in my hands. He tried to do the nice guy routine, pretending he didn't want to have sex with me, which really turned me off. Its disingenuous, dishonest and obvious. So I flipped the script on him. If he was going to be fake with me by hiding his true intentions and try to trick me into a relationship, why shouldn't I be fake with him so that I can exploit him for emotional support?

I told him I just wanted to be friends. He said he was fine with that (I still laugh with my girlfriends when I mimic the facial expression he made). Then I waited. After about two weeks of us talking about my sex life with ex-boyfrieds in facebook chat, I invited him to come over and drink beers with me at my place. I had invited some other guys (who had girlfriends, some of them there, or were genuinely good friends) over and they were already there when he got there. After he arrived, I put on some music and started dancing seductively while constantly staring at him. I ignored the other guys in the room and I treated him like a king. I constantly brought him beers when the one he was drinking was empty. I sat in his lap and touched him a lot. I laughed at all his jokes. Basically, I gave his ego a hand job.

I repeated this process two more times, and by the third, he made a move on me. I shot him down of course, which was the plan all along, feigned surprise at his sexual attraction to me and apologized for giving him mixed signals. He accepted my apology and left.

Now he goes shopping with me, always answers the phone when I need some advice, helps me repair my car, and buys me flowers from time to time. He's a good little beta boy, who knows exactly how to please me. He's my pathetic little emotional tampon.

hosed up if true.

# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:20

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Luxury Communism posted:

Femgoon here.

I just tricked this pathetic pussy into the friendzone.

I'm a little disappointed at how easy it was. I like a challenge and this one was like putty in my hands. He tried to do the nice guy routine, pretending he didn't want to have sex with me, which really turned me off. Its disingenuous, dishonest and obvious. So I flipped the script on him. If he was going to be fake with me by hiding his true intentions and try to trick me into a relationship, why shouldn't I be fake with him so that I can exploit him for emotional support?

I told him I just wanted to be friends. He said he was fine with that (I still laugh with my girlfriends when I mimic the facial expression he made). Then I waited. After about two weeks of us talking about my sex life with ex-boyfrieds in facebook chat, I invited him to come over and drink beers with me at my place. I had invited some other guys (who had girlfriends, some of them there, or were genuinely good friends) over and they were already there when he got there. After he arrived, I put on some music and started dancing seductively while constantly staring at him. I ignored the other guys in the room and I treated him like a king. I constantly brought him beers when the one he was drinking was empty. I sat in his lap and touched him a lot. I laughed at all his jokes. Basically, I gave his ego a hand job.

I repeated this process two more times, and by the third, he made a move on me. I shot him down of course, which was the plan all along, feigned surprise at his sexual attraction to me and apologized for giving him mixed signals. He accepted my apology and left.

Now he goes shopping with me, always answers the phone when I need some advice, helps me repair my car, and buys me flowers from time to time. He's a good little beta boy, who knows exactly how to please me. He's my pathetic little emotional tampon.

Source?

# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:20

Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

you sound like you have a low sexual market value OP

# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:21

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

Luxury Communism posted:

Femgoon here.

I just tricked this pathetic pussy into the friendzone.

I'm a little disappointed at how easy it was. I like a challenge and this one was like putty in my hands. He tried to do the nice guy routine, pretending he didn't want to have sex with me, which really turned me off. Its disingenuous, dishonest and obvious. So I flipped the script on him. If he was going to be fake with me by hiding his true intentions and try to trick me into a relationship, why shouldn't I be fake with him so that I can exploit him for emotional support?

I told him I just wanted to be friends. He said he was fine with that (I still laugh with my girlfriends when I mimic the facial expression he made). Then I waited. After about two weeks of us talking about my sex life with ex-boyfrieds in facebook chat, I invited him to come over and drink beers with me at my place. I had invited some other guys (who had girlfriends, some of them there, or were genuinely good friends) over and they were already there when he got there. After he arrived, I put on some music and started dancing seductively while constantly staring at him. I ignored the other guys in the room and I treated him like a king. I constantly brought him beers when the one he was drinking was empty. I sat in his lap and touched him a lot. I laughed at all his jokes. Basically, I gave his ego a hand job.

I repeated this process two more times, and by the third, he made a move on me. I shot him down of course, which was the plan all along, feigned surprise at his sexual attraction to me and apologized for giving him mixed signals. He accepted my apology and left.

Now he goes shopping with me, always answers the phone when I need some advice, helps me repair my car, and buys me flowers from time to time. He's a good little beta boy, who knows exactly how to please me. He's my pathetic little emotional tampon.

# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:21

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

The Dennis System posted:

Mind blown.

Great first post, username.

# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:22

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

OP, I'm glad you're developing some self insight.

# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:26

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

I can't wait until libido suppression medication is mandatory for all boys. They don't get to have their first erection until they prove they understand the most basic sexual dynamics.

# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:30

FisheyStix: Jul 2, 2008; This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

In contrast I will work tirelessly to ensure that all men are fully erect from their fourteenth birthday onward

# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:33

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Nice guys finish last because they're so loving goddamn fat.

# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:34

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

Interesting observation I had about "Wizard Master threads"

They generally suck.

# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:35

SalTheBard: Jan 26, 2005; I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!; Fallen Rib

Nice guys are really assholes? Why I never!

# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:36

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

Das Boo posted:

Nice guys finish last because they're so loving goddamn fat.

Lol

# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:36

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

For hands of gold are always cold!

# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:37

My Rhythmic Crotch: Jan 13, 2011

Luxury Communism posted:

Femgoon here.

I just tricked this pathetic pussy into the friendzone.

I'm a little disappointed at how easy it was. I like a challenge and this one was like putty in my hands. He tried to do the nice guy routine, pretending he didn't want to have sex with me, which really turned me off. Its disingenuous, dishonest and obvious. So I flipped the script on him. If he was going to be fake with me by hiding his true intentions and try to trick me into a relationship, why shouldn't I be fake with him so that I can exploit him for emotional support?

I told him I just wanted to be friends. He said he was fine with that (I still laugh with my girlfriends when I mimic the facial expression he made). Then I waited. After about two weeks of us talking about my sex life with ex-boyfrieds in facebook chat, I invited him to come over and drink beers with me at my place. I had invited some other guys (who had girlfriends, some of them there, or were genuinely good friends) over and they were already there when he got there. After he arrived, I put on some music and started dancing seductively while constantly staring at him. I ignored the other guys in the room and I treated him like a king. I constantly brought him beers when the one he was drinking was empty. I sat in his lap and touched him a lot. I laughed at all his jokes. Basically, I gave his ego a hand job.

I repeated this process two more times, and by the third, he made a move on me. I shot him down of course, which was the plan all along, feigned surprise at his sexual attraction to me and apologized for giving him mixed signals. He accepted my apology and left.

Now he goes shopping with me, always answers the phone when I need some advice, helps me repair my car, and buys me flowers from time to time. He's a good little beta boy, who knows exactly how to please me. He's my pathetic little emotional tampon.

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# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:37

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Smythe posted:

drat perceptive my friend. you piece of poo poo. you loving moron.

Y r u so rude

# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:38

Ein cooler Typ: Nov 26, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Is "strong, confident woman" the female version of Nice Guy?

As a result of a lunch conversation with a female friend recently, who was bemoaning her recent breakup and lack of success on the dating front.

Lots of "nice guys" are in reality clingy, annoying, assholish, entitled creeps. Which is why they don't make much headway; women (and men) can see who is polite, courteous and gentlemanly and if you have to call yourself a "nice guy" you probably are none of these things.

Likewise, my friend is loud-mouthed and obnoxious, a harpy if there ever was one. She likes to use the old "men are intimidated by strong confident women, like me" trope. Which, IMHO, is bollocks. She is no great catch, she is a lousy partner, which is why no one stays with her (seriously, she demanded that one guy go with her to the opera, as opposed to go to the hospital to be with his mother who had just had a coronary artery stenting, since he had a sibling who could be there and she really did not want to go alone or with a friend..

I have known many women who are strong and confident; they don't usually need to say that they are, you see it in their actions and the way they carried themselves. Ditto with real "nice guys".

So any validity to this hypothesis?

# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:39

Bareback Werewolf: Oct 5, 2013; ~*blessed by the algorithm*~

I think that all people are gay.

# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:42

ElectricSheep: Jan 14, 2006; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

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# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:43

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afeelgoodpoop: Oct 14, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

i admit it, i used to be a nice guy. one day i decided, hey, what im doing is wrong. the world used to have grandmothers decide your mate, more recently people would be expected to socialize and save themselves for marriage. if a woman wants to get banged by three dudes at once while saying they love you over the phone and that theyr'e grocery shopping, its fine. if a woman uses all her emotional support welfare after getting an abortion to feed her cats, that's fine too. the modern world is a great place.. to be a woman.

# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:45

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