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FactsAreUseless posted:Yeah, who wants to gently caress their family? I have some disturbing news about the popular videos on pornhub, which I have researched extensively
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 16:55 |
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Secular Humanist posted:outright stating you just want to gently caress a woman is more respectable than pretending to be their friend while just wanting to gently caress them. and they can tell, and you look like a weirdo pervy creepy sociopath more than the guy who is just like "duhhh chicken wings are good lets gently caress"
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 17:23 |
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Pick posted:Women will prefer a man who is honest about not giving a poo poo about women over men who are dishonest about actually not giving a poo poo about women. Because men don't give a poo poo about women, it's just a matter of whether or not they're willing to admit it. How's the rebound with the autistic cripple going?
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 17:34 |
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lol wixzard master threads:
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 17:35 |
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Secular Humanist posted:uh yeah it's hard earned thanks Wasn't that GetFiscal's avatar? Or some other LF superstar?
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 17:40 |
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Dr Strangepants posted:Wasn't that GetFiscal's avatar? Or some other LF superstar? anuv
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 17:48 |
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Interesting.
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 17:49 |
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Terrific Accident posted:I have some disturbing news about the popular videos on pornhub, which I have researched extensively Those videos just have the hottest girls. It's not my fault!
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 17:57 |
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Why is this thread so mean to me. I'm a nice guy.
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 18:25 |
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scott zoloft posted:lol wixzard master threads: Where's the "like" buttone
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 18:39 |
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Nice guys are the result of the feminization of young boys. Our youth are not taught that it is healthy to want to smash pussy, Instead they are taught that it is wrong. However they still have sexual urges. Combine that with the mixed messages on how to treat a woman or be sexually attractive, they try to pretend they dont have sexual attraction to women. This can lead to other sexual issues as they find other out lets for their hornyness like anime.
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 18:49 |
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Ups_rail posted:Nice guys are the result of the feminization of young boys. Our youth are not taught that it is healthy to want to smash pussy, Instead they are taught that it is wrong. However they still have sexual urges. Combine that with the mixed messages on how to treat a woman or be sexually attractive, they try to pretend they dont have sexual attraction to women. Japan was nuked, forced to surrender, and basically had its entire way of life castrated by the Americans, and now produces nothing but overworked, undersexed, and underpaid salarymen, and anime. Makes sense.
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 18:52 |
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Ups_rail posted:Nice guys are the result of the feminization of young boys. Our youth are not taught that it is healthy to want to smash pussy, Instead they are taught that it is wrong. However they still have sexual urges. Combine that with the mixed messages on how to treat a woman or be sexually attractive, they try to pretend they dont have sexual attraction to women. Ups_rail posted:Our youth
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 19:40 |
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wit posted:Something about this hot take screams "I don't actually have any children, but a refrigerator filled with mason jars of my own semen". I was speaking more from my experience of growing up, with out a father. And real talk when i honestly reflect on some of the more goony things i did. I pray to god thankful we didnt have social media. and I do honestly wish there was a strong male role model who coulda sat me down and explained that harsh not so nice reality about those matters. point one being that young relationships are naturally short and people being lovely to eachother. That there is a standard of behavior for both parties and if its not gonna be met it best to walk away. etc. gently caress I remember over a decade ago with some of the goon romace threads and inbetween the sever post a few people would offer good insights. etc. Nice guys wanna get their dick wet, they dont want to admit they wanna get their dick wet, and our society doesnt teach them how to get their dick wet. So they go on r\redpill or r\mybodypillowaifu and become in more sad and pathetic
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 19:53 |
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I liked the part where Russell Crow breaks Ryan Gosling's arm and Ryan Gosling is like "No! Nnnnnno!" super funny delivery imho.
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 20:46 |
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I feel like Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is superior in terms of laughs but Nice Guys definitely has a more refined plot and its more rewatchable because there's all kinds of little details you don't catch at first. Same with Kiss Kiss Bang Bang but nice guys is chock full of subtle nuance. Also there's some class A tits in it.
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 20:49 |
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Pick posted:Women will prefer a man who is honest about not giving a poo poo about women over men who are dishonest about actually not giving a poo poo about women. Because men don't give a poo poo about women, it's just a matter of whether or not they're willing to admit it. Thank you, Pick, but maybe, here's a thought - and hear me out here - you could actually stop posting on this website.... ??
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 20:50 |
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Pretty accurate imho
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 20:51 |
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Minimalist Program posted:Thank you, Pick, but maybe, here's a thought - and hear me out here - you could actually stop posting on this website.... ?? Something has to fill the void in her life caused by being born to genetically defective and mentally retarded parents.
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 20:52 |
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a NICE GUY meets a NICE WOMAN what happens???....
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 20:56 |
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dk2m posted:a NICE GUY meets a NICE WOMAN woman gets bored and wants to know what a bad boy is like
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 21:03 |
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dk2m posted:a NICE GUY meets a NICE WOMAN Impossible. All women are by their very nature not nice. - A man going his own way.
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 21:04 |
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Pick is right the Bill cosby thread, the guy who drugged and molested over 50 women and got away with it, was a good time for rightwing gbs posters to unironic post about false rape accusations and how rape kits arent good for anything so thousands being untested is just as well U'll get hated more for being a feminist than being a serial rapist and that's a fact u can slurp on....
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 21:13 |
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FogHelmut posted:Pretty accurate imho lol
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 21:14 |
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afeelgoodpoop posted:i admit it, i used to be a nice guy. one day i decided, hey, what im doing is wrong. the world used to have grandmothers decide your mate, more recently people would be expected to socialize and save themselves for marriage. if a woman wants to get banged by three dudes at once while saying they love you over the phone and that theyr'e grocery shopping, its fine. if a woman uses all her emotional support welfare after getting an abortion to feed her cats, that's fine too. the modern world is a great place.. to be a woman.
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 21:21 |
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I hav met many snakes in human form in may time. They were all "nice" people, very sucessful with a wife and a couple of kids. So being a "nice guy" clearly can work. But like any strategy it takes skill to execute properly. It will also never hurt if you manage to not be hideous. Nice guys pretend to be better at being moral, decent and caring then they really are. Other guys pretend to be cooler and better at loving then they really. But in the end all relationships are built on lies and mutual deceit. Just do whatever works for you.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 00:21 |
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The last time I met a snake I left it alone bc it was curled up on the hiking trail. I almost stepped right by it but this girl i was with saw it first and stopped me. Thank u snake seeing girl
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Kuato posted:This just in. Water is wet. Why don't you Ride this gun barrel Kuato you loving bitch whore oval office fuckwad dirty rear end in a top hat oval office face MORON, cos im about to pull the trigger on your dumb rear end
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 00:32 |
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Wizard Master posted:Even though "Nice Guys" spend most of their time ranting about how women just want to "date jerks", they are oblivious to the fact that they are just as misogynistic and self-centered as the so-called jerks they gripe about. They also tend to befriend women with the expectation that the women will have sex with them because they are a "Nice Guy" even though women don't owe them anything. That's so last decade. Now the nice guys have discovered a much more surefire method that women will bang them while basically doing the same exact shtick I know GBS hates South Park but a broken clock can be right twice a day
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 00:32 |
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I love South Park
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 00:37 |
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look I'm dick dastery and I'm twirling my handle bar mustache with one hand and I got this bitch tied up just rdy for the train tracks and then duddly doright gets in the way and mucks it all up.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 00:55 |
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"Which Friends character are you most like?" I ask my date. I'm a witty guy who uses humour as a disarming mechanism (and, some might say, as a tool to masking my crippling insecurity), so I'd most likely be Chandler. But I'm smart like a scientist, so I could also be Ross. Finally, I'm klutzy and adorable--just like a Golden Retriever--so there are certainly hints of Joey inside of me. "I'm basically Chandler, Ross, and Joey." I loudly proclaim this fact, because confidence is an aphrodisiac. Every six months, Staples performs an employee review on me and gives me anywhere between a $0.30 and $0.50 raise. This last review, my "upsells" were so high that the manager bumped me up $0.65. The trick is to target older customers and mislead them on their purchases. Thus, it only took me seven weeks to afford a pair of Toto elevator shoes, which added five more inches to my height. The problem is that the shoes don't do much once you sit down, so I've also been growing my hair out and using Axe molding clay to stand it straight up, which adds several more inches. All-in-all, I'm pretty close to my goal of adding another foot to my height. Women love it. "These are really great breadsticks," I complement the breadsticks. I keep eating them because, hey, free food. "Nom nom nom...hah!" She doesn't get it. Actually, I can't help but notice that my date sits a little straighter (and therefore higher) than me. As I try to fit an entire breadstick into my mouth and chew it without also biting my tongue, I carefully eyeball the top of her head. She follows my eyes and touches her hair. "What?" she asks. I squint and chew harder. Louder. Faster. I lean in. She smells like...cinnamon? No, nutmeg. It's hard to tell. My nose is stuffed up so I have to keep my mouth open while I chew. I suddenly imagine the ball of bread rolling around in my mouth like a load of dirty laundry and it makes me want to throw up. "I'll be right back," I jump up from my seat and jog to the restroom. When I get there, inspiration strikes me like a bolt of divine lightning. "Eureka!" I start balling up paper towels and stuffing them into the back of my pants--I think I fit half of a roll down there. Then I waddle back to the table and quietly take a seat. She looks mildly shocked. Or perturbed? I don't know, women are hard to read. "Are you...are you alright?" she asks. "Who? Me? Yeah. Of course." My rear end crunches softly on stiff brown paper towels while I use her forehead as a ruler and try to estimate the height that they have added to my position. Maybe an inch--not bad, not bad. I lean forward. "Do you think there's a difference between, like...anime and manga?" Suddenly a sharp pain hits my stomach. The breadsticks. They're interacting with the pot of lukewarm coffee I drank earlier. I wince as I feel a burning sensation running through my intestines like a G-scale model train. An "uh oh..." escapes my lips before I can stop it at the proverbial gates. I don't think I'm going to make it to the bathroom. But the paper towels. "...spaghettiooooos..." I force a smile. I imagine a beleaguered General Adama facing down a whole Cylon army with nothing but a handful of fighters and flak guns. He meditates on the coming battle before finally saying, Alright, here goes nothing, Colonel Tigh. I close my eyes, hesitantly relax my rear end, and immediately feel a warm burbling rise up between my legs, just like I sat down in a pool of sun-baked mud or bread dough. The sensation persists for what feels like an eternity--the duration of which I am entirely silent. When it ends--mercifully--I let out a soft sigh. When I open my eyes, I realize something very strange: I have risen another inch or so and am now looking slightly downward at my date. It is the most shocking and beautiful thing I could ever conceive of. They say, "When god closes a door, he opens a window." I don't believe in god, but if I did, I'd swear he was with me that day.
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Ups_rail posted:I was speaking more from my experience of growing up, with out a father. And real talk when i honestly reflect on some of the more goony things i did. I pray to god thankful we didnt have social media. and I do honestly wish there was a strong male role model who coulda sat me down and explained that harsh not so nice reality about those matters. point one being that young relationships are naturally short and people being lovely to eachother. That there is a standard of behavior for both parties and if its not gonna be met it best to walk away. etc. Ok.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 05:52 |
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Ein cooler Typ posted:Is "strong, confident woman" the female version of Nice Guy? No, the opposite of this is an incel. There is no female version of hiding your sexual intentions to the one you like and thinking that you could slowly unlock the levels to get inside their panties.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 06:05 |
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i like that posted:Pick is right the Bill cosby thread, the guy who drugged and molested over 50 women and got away with it, was a good time for rightwing gbs posters to unironic post about false rape accusations and how rape kits arent good for anything so thousands being untested is just as well I still can't tell if Pick is a subtle role reversal gimmick being run by a stupidly sharp radfem, or if she's actually a creep.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 06:35 |
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Dear GBS, I used to be a nice guy but now i'm a cool alpha male who treats girls like poo poo. Women don't use me for emotional support anymore but I still don't get laid. What am I doing wrong? Am I not negging enough or am I sending dick pics too late in the game? TIA.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 07:05 |
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wid posted:No, the opposite of this is an incel. There is no female version of hiding your sexual intentions to the one you like and thinking that you could slowly unlock the levels to get inside their panties. Pallid Mask posted:I still can't tell if Pick is a subtle role reversal gimmick being run by a stupidly sharp radfem, or if she's actually a creep. Broken people are everywhere. I think a lot of the 'Nice Guy' core comes from people whose entire idea of relationships comes from TV shows, where if you spend lots of time and have wacky adventures with your Love Interest you will eventually be rewarded with a romantic relationship mostly from sheer proximity, but you have to wait for the Right Moment to reveal your romantic intentions or be declared a creep forever. The opposite is more the women who think Beauty and the Beast is a beautiful love story.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 11:41 |
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Pallid Mask posted:I still can't tell if Pick is a subtle role reversal gimmick being run by a stupidly sharp radfem, or if she's actually a creep. I'm pretty sure its a little column a and a little column b. Probably more heavily weighted to b though.
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good movie, the ending felt added on but i enjoyed it over all
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