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Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010
Last one got archived so here's a new thread for our nonsense. Football starts soon so It's time to see who's in for the year

:siren:Year 4 is on:siren:
http://hbtd.league.fantasy.nfl.com/

Log in and start setting keepers! The deadline is August 20th.



YEAR 4 IMPORTANT DATES & INFO
The current draft date for year 4, 2017 is set for August 27th, at 8:00PM EASTERN.

It is a live non snaking draft, and participation is recommended but you can be auto drafted if you don't make it.
The keeper set deadline is August 21stth end of Day. If you fail to set your keepers, your first 15 picks will be kept.

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Scoring & Format -Pretty Standard scoring but;
.5 PPR with .1 awarded to QB for completions
200$ Waiver budget for the season

Yardage Bonuses
Passing
300-399yds +2
400 or more yds +5

Rushing and Receiving bonuses (counted separately)
100-199yds +2
200 or more yds +5

No Penalty for missed Field Goals
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Roster Sizes

Full Roster 22 Players 15 Keepers kept regardless of round.
Starters
1 QB
2 RB
3 WR
1 TE
1 DF
1 K
1 W/R/T/ Flex
BN 12

So if you want to join and have some extra FREE fun it's right here

https://www.hbtd.league.fantasy.nfl.com
Pass: HBTD REGISTRATION CLOSED

Current Slots
Marshmallow Blue - Garropolypse Now - BACK FOR MORE!
pubic works project - Kicker 1.01 - CLAIMED -
Forever_Peace - Ground Control - BACK FOR MORE!
KettleWL - KettleWL is bad at team names - BACK FOR MORE!
Oldskool - Tecmo Bowling for Columbine - BACK FOR MORE!
Ben Nevis - Johnny Foosball - BACK FOR MORE!
RCarr - Last Place - BACK FOR MORE!
Azhais - Jerry Jones' Bathroom Orgy - BACK FOR MORE!
MrBru - Eili's Attack Bears - BACK FOR MORE!
Felter Chesthard - xxx - BACK FOR MORE!
Gobias Ind. - Eifert 65 - BACK FOR MORE!
CompeAnansi - Sunnyvale Shithawks - - BACK FOR MORE!


Keeper rules and pick trading. Draft order will be determined by worst team to best team using these conditions.

code:
Regular season wins (Least to most) With ties being broken by,
Playoff wins (Least to most) With Ties being broken by, 
head to head record (least to most) With ties being broken by,
Regular season points (Least to most) With ties being broken by,
Coin flip

Other addendums
• Keeper submission deadline is 1 week prior to the draft
• Pick trade deadline is end of day Friday before the draft (not timezone specific)
      - Pick trades MUST swap an equal number of picks due to Software limitations. (Player X and Pick X for Pick Y)[i] EX: Bob's Julian Jones and Round 7 —for— Ted's Round 2. [/i]
      - Pick trades may be made mid-season (prior to the determination of draft order) by round, and may not be "protected" or include other additional clauses. Pick trades can be made for the two nearest drafts, 
        but not beyond.

[i]Thanks to Forever_Peace / Ground Control for hashing out some details[/i]

Marshmallow Blue fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Aug 14, 2017

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Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010
I'll figure out draft order in a bit so forever peace can trade a bunch of picks and screw it up royally.

Cheers

Gobias Ind.
Apr 5, 2007

If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc
Count me in again!

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
I'm still in

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

Staying in for another year. Love this league.

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010
Excellent

Time to fire up the ole' NFL Fnatasy site and send out reminder emails with new SA links

Forever_Peace
May 7, 2007

Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
I'm in.

Have we always had points per completion for QBs or is that new?

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010

Forever_Peace posted:

I'm in.

Have we always had points per completion for QBs or is that new?

Always been there. It's only 0.1 though so not a huge bonus.

CompeAnansi
Feb 1, 2011

I respectfully decline
the invitation to join
your hallucination
Back for another year. I'm almost certain MrBru is back for another year as well. I'll link him to the thread, but you should post a message on the league homepage linking to this thread so everyone knows where to find it.

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010

CompeAnansi posted:

Back for another year. I'm almost certain MrBru is back for another year as well. I'll link him to the thread, but you should post a message on the league homepage linking to this thread so everyone knows where to find it.

Yeah for sure. Also going to send an e blast before aug 1

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010
E-Blast sent.

MrBru
Mar 10, 2006

Mandrake, have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water?
I'm in! Winning record this year.

Felter Chesthard
Sep 11, 2001
In it to win it. Or finish in the top 10 at least.

Ben Nevis
Jan 20, 2011
I'm in it to make the playoffs and crap out early to lock up a disappointing draft spot again.

KettleWL
Dec 28, 2010
Back for the very (second) time

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010
:siren:Important Dates:siren:


KEEPER LOCK DATE:August 20th.

DRAFT DATE: August 27th, at 8:00PM EASTERN.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Last Place here, I'm in for this year.

Forever_Peace
May 7, 2007

Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
Sounds good

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010

RCarr posted:

Last Place here, I'm in for this year.

Updated. thanks! Glad to have you back.

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010
We are full for the year!

pubic works project has taken Chris de Sperg's Spot.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
Hi guys! I am ready to come in last place this year!

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

pubic works project posted:

Hi guys! I am ready to come in last place this year!

You shall not take that bottom spot from me you cad!

Forever_Peace
May 7, 2007

Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
Welcome!

Ben Nevis
Jan 20, 2011
I am cautiously optimistic.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

pubic works project posted:

Hi guys! I am ready to come in last place this year!


Azhais posted:

You shall not take that bottom spot from me you cad!

Ummm unless I change my team name, I will always be the true last place.

CompeAnansi
Feb 1, 2011

I respectfully decline
the invitation to join
your hallucination

pubic works project posted:

Hi guys! I am ready to come in last place this year!

I hope Fournette breaks out this year for you. That team really needs the help.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
So is this 7 round draft just rookies or all unselected players? Do I have to keep things like a defense? Or can I keep 15 players, do the 7 round draft, and then pick up a defense after?

I'm sorry if these are dumb questions. I've just never done a dynasty league before.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
It's anyone available iirc. Keep a defense if you want to, there will be lots available I'm sure, but if your team is as bad as mine there's not really 15 things worth keeping anyway so I'll probably end up with a defense if any of mine are good :v:

Ben Nevis
Jan 20, 2011

pubic works project posted:

So is this 7 round draft just rookies or all unselected players? Do I have to keep things like a defense? Or can I keep 15 players, do the 7 round draft, and then pick up a defense after?

I'm sorry if these are dumb questions. I've just never done a dynasty league before.

All unselected players. I got CMike, Gillislee and Crowder last year.

You don't have to keep Kicker or Defense, I haven't kept one yet. I don't know if NFL forces you to draft a complete roster or not.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Ben Nevis posted:

All unselected players. I got CMike, Gillislee and Crowder last year.

You don't have to keep Kicker or Defense, I haven't kept one yet. I don't know if NFL forces you to draft a complete roster or not.

I'm about 99% sure that NFL.com fantasy will require you draft a valid team

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010

Azhais posted:

I'm about 99% sure that NFL.com fantasy will require you draft a valid team

Correct, your last picks will need to fill minimum roster requirements if they haven't been yet.

Keep any 15 you want.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
Okay well I'm really bored at work, so I determined my keepers. Good GOD this team needs a lot of work. I'll come up with a new team name later.

Kicker 1.01 Keepers

QB - Andrew Luck, Andey Dalton
RB - Jonathan Stewart, Jordan Howard, Giovani Bernard, Javorius Allen
WR - Dez Bryant, Chris Hogan, Mike Wallace, Torrey Smith, Brandon LaFell
TE - Jared Cook, Austin Hooper
K - Chris Boswell
D/ST - Buffalo Bills

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010
Reminder: Keeper deadlines are FRIDAY End of Day.

Also you can set your keepers my blogging in, no need to post them in thread. I will also be releasing everyone's keepers next week in a list so you can plan for draft.

Cheers.

Ben Nevis
Jan 20, 2011
Nothing like trying to pick your last keeper and seeing CMike sitting there staring at you.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Ben Nevis posted:

Nothing like trying to pick your last keeper and seeing CMike sitting there staring at you.

Lmao. I'm torn between wanting you to do it and wanting you to not to because I want CMike.

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010

Azhais posted:

I'm still in

Please set your keepers by end of day tomorrow.

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010
:siren: TURBO UPDATES::ducksiren:

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Okay > One change - Draft time changed from 8:00 to 8:30pm, EST because apparently 8:00PM disappeared as an option? Hopefully shouldn't be an issue since I think the draft took maybe 45 minutes last year?

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DRAFT ORDER LOOK NO FURTHER

For tie breaker rules please refer to the OP.

1. Kicker 1.01 / Team 4 - Worst regular season record, no tiebreakers
2. RIP Harambe - Next Worst record, no tiebreakers

3. Ground Control - 5-8, 1 Playoff win, 0-2 ve Eli Attack bears
4. Eli's Attack bears - 5-8, 1 Playoff win, 2-0 vs Ground Control
5. Jerry Jones Bathroom orgy- 5-8, 2 Playoff Wins

6. Tecmo Bowling - 6-7, Had more playoff wins but it was in the consolation bracket so I gave him the better pick over Last Place.
7. Last Place - 6-7, Had Less playoff wins but it was in the winners' bracket so I gave him the lower pick over Tecmo.

Note: If anyone wants to challenge the commissioner's decision, you'll have to take it to the supreme court where my ruling will ultimately be upheld despite having no hard evidence of being able to make good decisions.

8. Garrapolypse Now - 7-6 No Tiebreakers

9. Johnny Foosball - 8-5, 0 Playoff Wins, 1-1 record vs Sunnyvale Shithawks, 1562 points
10. Sunnyvale Shithawks - 8-5, 0 Playoff Wins, 1-1 record vs Johnny, 1660 points

11. Kettle WL is bad at team names - 11-2, 1 Playoff Win
12. Grand Budapest Odell - 11-2, 2 Playoff Wins

Gobias Ind.
Apr 5, 2007

If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc
Can't make a Sunday night draft :( I'll be at a cottage with no internet or data access. Will certainly pre-rank though.

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010

Gobias Ind. posted:

Can't make a Sunday night draft :( I'll be at a cottage with no internet or data access. Will certainly pre-rank though.

Notes for those not attending:

In the Pre-draft rankings - Make sure to select players but then got to "EDIT PREFERRED POSITIONS" in the pre-draft rankings page, which is a small link under the paragrph on the rankings page. Then make sure kickers and defense are not checked for rounds 1-7 (or 1-5 if you didn't keep a K and / or D). This should help prevent Kicker 1.01 .
version 2.


In previous drafts keepers took up rounds 1-15. But it's now rounds 1-7 since RIP Harambe only kept 14 players, which with the old method, would have given him the first pick. So in your preferred positions make sure to uncheck K / D for everything.


Cheer,
Dave

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Gobias Ind.
Apr 5, 2007

If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc

Marshmallow Blue posted:

Notes for those not attending:

In the Pre-draft rankings - Make sure to select players but then got to "EDIT PREFERRED POSITIONS" in the pre-draft rankings page, which is a small link under the paragrph on the rankings page. Then make sure kickers and defense are not checked for rounds 1-7 (or 1-5 if you didn't keep a K and / or D). This should help prevent Kicker 1.01 .
version 2.


In previous drafts keepers took up rounds 1-15. But it's now rounds 1-7 since RIP Harambe only kept 14 players, which with the old method, would have given him the first pick. So in your preferred positions make sure to uncheck K / D for everything.


Cheer,
Dave

Oh man, thank you for this. Heaven forbid they make it easy to find such a feature.

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