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Let's talk about Horror movies we like and make fun of the bad ones we watch anyway. I'll start: I recently watched all 9 hellraiser movies and I think they are by far the worst series of horror movies that made it past 5. Hellraiser 5-9 are truly horrible and a pain to get through. Hellraiser 5: 17 seconds of pinhead in the movie. A cop is in purgatory. The end Hellraiser 6: 12 seconds of pinhead in the movie. A cop is in purgatory. The end
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Jul 19, 2017 21:37
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Hellraiser 7: a cop is in purgatory. Absolutely no pinhead in this movie. Hellraiser 8: no pinhead... it's set in an MMORPG Hellraiser 9: a 62 minute found footage hellraiser movie.
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Jul 19, 2017 21:38
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I've watched over 100 horror movies this year already
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Jul 19, 2017 21:39
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Friday 13th 1: good slasher flick. Pamela is a slay queen (YAAAaSS lol) Friday 2: bag Head retard Jason Friday 3: he finds the mask. Killing the fat kid obsessed with chocolate is an all time classic Friday 4: tommy Jarvis is a kid. I think this has crispin glover saying "Hey ted... where the hell is corkscrew!" Friday 5: it isn't Jason but a paramedic in the mask who moves and acts and kills just like Jason. Tommy is back. An autistic retard is brutally slaughtered at autism camp Friday 6: my personal favorite. Tommy is a badass and causes Jason to become immortal. Jason has a utility belt. It's really good Friday 7: Tina! Tina! Tina!!!! Friday 8: Jason punches a black guys head off a skyscraper and then gets melted by toxic New York sewage and reverts back into a child and then glows briefly, before disappearing like Star Trek. Friday 9: Jason is only in this for 10 minutes. A good opening followed by the most boring godawful Friday movie. There is a mystical "vorhees dagger" that someone sends Jason to hell. This is only introduced in the last 5 minutes Jason X: better than any movie Hollywood has made in the last 20 years Jason remake: godawful. No good kills. Not even worth watching for completionist sake
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Jul 19, 2017 21:45
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Hellraiser 4: pinhead flies an xwing. Adam Scott plays an emo vampire across time. Pinhead blows up a space ship
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Jul 19, 2017 21:46
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Hellraiser 3: pinhead is a horney statue. He demands pussy. He turns into an ice cube in a drink and flies out and stabs someone as ice. There is a cenobite who shoots cds
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Jul 19, 2017 21:47
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Hellraiser 2: Hellraiser 1, seriously it's Hellraiser 1 with uh worse story and there's some good body horror.
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Jul 19, 2017 21:48
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Hellraiser: uncle frank loves sex and pain equally and comes back as a corpse who demands blood. It's still pretty drat good and the effects still look good today. I'd say it's a must see if you haven't seen it
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Jul 19, 2017 21:49
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I agree, Jason Lives is the best of the bunch
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Jul 19, 2017 22:59
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its amazing to watch jason 1 and then jason x with none of the other movies in between
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Jul 20, 2017 00:14
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trying to jack off posted:its amazing to watch jason 1 and then jason x with none of the other movies in between lol that would be crazy, you wouldn't know who Jason was
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Jul 20, 2017 01:22
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haha
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Jul 20, 2017 03:00
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Wasn't one of the Hellraiser films released to one theatre where the cast and crew bought all the tickets for all the showings so that the studio could keep the rights
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Jul 20, 2017 14:14
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Improbable Lobster posted:Wasn't one of the Hellraiser films released to one theatre where the cast and crew bought all the tickets for all the showings so that the studio could keep the rights 5-9 were straight to video
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Jul 20, 2017 14:49
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Nightmare on Elm Street 1: Fantastic, a near perfect horror movie. Freddy says "Bitch" a lot and is a total loving freak. 10/10 also: A scene was cut in which Freddy Krueger calls protagonist Nancy Thompson "a friend of the family". [26] The scene was cut amidst a great deal of protest on the part of Craven and the producers, however the studio refused to let the movie go to screen with the slur intact. [27][28][30] It was uncommon in the 1980s for white characters to be referred to by these terms. [citation needed]
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Jul 20, 2017 17:15
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Anyone see Waxworks from 1988? It's got the guy from Gremlins in it and is a wacky Lil horror comedy but the 2nd one is pretty bad.
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Jul 20, 2017 21:42
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Liquid Drink posted:Nightmare on Elm Street 1: Fantastic, a near perfect horror movie. Freddy says "Bitch" a lot and is a total loving freak. 10/10 also: lol
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Jul 20, 2017 23:11
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Beer_Suitcase posted:Anyone see Waxworks from 1988? It's got the guy from Gremlins in it and is a wacky Lil horror comedy but the 2nd one is pretty bad. I want to see them
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Jul 20, 2017 23:17
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Liquid Drink posted:Friday 9: Jason is only in this for 10 minutes. A good opening followed by the most boring godawful Friday movie. There is a mystical "vorhees dagger" that someone sends Jason to hell. This is only introduced in the last 5 minutes Friday 9 has a good McRib commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xbe99bQUC0
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Jul 20, 2017 23:27
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Liquid Drink posted:Nightmare on Elm Street 1: Fantastic, a near perfect horror movie. Freddy says "Bitch" a lot and is a total loving freak. 10/10 also: Lmao
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Jul 21, 2017 15:52
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The last sentence with citation needed really makes it
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Jul 21, 2017 15:54
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Liquid Drink posted:Hellraiser 4: pinhead flies an xwing. Adam Scott plays an emo vampire across time. Pinhead blows up a space ship
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Jul 21, 2017 17:21
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[looking confusedly at a box] So what does it do
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Jul 21, 2017 17:21
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Hellraiser 10 should have the cube be a fidget spinner
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Jul 21, 2017 19:31
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The later Hellraisers aren't that bad, there's always at least some interesting weird things. Like in the past segment of part 4 when they summon the demon by skinning this chick alive and having it fill up the empty skin, all rendered with sick practical effects. Also part 9 does not take place in an MMO, but does have Lance Henrikson sardonically quipping while murdering teenagers.
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Jul 21, 2017 20:20
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Zartosht posted:The later Hellraisers aren't that bad, there's always at least some interesting weird things. Like in the past segment of part 4 when they summon the demon by skinning this chick alive and having it fill up the empty skin, all rendered with sick practical effects. Part 8 is the MMO one and yes it does. Part 9 is found footage. You should be banned for saying 5-9 aren't that bad. gently caress you!
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Jul 21, 2017 23:14
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Zartosht posted:The later Hellraisers aren't that bad, there's always at least some interesting weird things. Like in the past segment of part 4 when they summon the demon by skinning this chick alive and having it fill up the empty skin, all rendered with sick practical effects. I disagree, the straight-to-video Hellraisers are that bad. 5 and 6 both desperately tried to be clever thrillers and ended up feeling like cheap Jacob's Ladder wannabes, 7 was a plodding slog (or a slogging plod?) 8 was fan film level garbage and 9... well, Hellraiser 9 is just plain the worst movie I think I've ever seen. I'll agree about the practical effects in 4 being good, at least.
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Jul 21, 2017 23:33
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Pinhead was supposed to only have nails in his face but in order to keep the nails in the same positions every day the make-up artist had to draw a grid and the director saw this and was like "hold poo poo, geometry is scary" so they kept it.
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Jul 21, 2017 23:38
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Lumpy the Cook posted:I disagree, the straight-to-video Hellraisers are that bad. 5 and 6 both desperately tried to be clever thrillers and ended up feeling like cheap Jacob's Ladder wannabes, 7 was a plodding slog (or a slogging plod?) 8 was fan film level garbage and 9... well, Hellraiser 9 is just plain the worst movie I think I've ever seen. yeah the pinhead in a space ship stuff was absolutely incredible compared to 5-9
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Jul 21, 2017 23:42
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Palpek posted:Pinhead was supposed to only have nails in his face but in order to keep the nails in the same positions every day the make-up artist had to draw a grid and the director saw this and was like "hold poo poo, geometry is scary" so they kept it. That's awesome
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Jul 21, 2017 23:42
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http://theringmastersrealm.blogspot.com/2016/01/hellraiser-revelations-2011.html
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Jul 21, 2017 23:52
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I've only seen Hellraiser 1 but it fuckin whips rear end
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Jul 22, 2017 01:22
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A CRUNK BIRD posted:I've only seen Hellraiser 1 but it fuckin whips rear end It's a SSS-tier horror flick.
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Jul 22, 2017 01:47
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The drop in quality between Hellraiser 1 and ...every single other Hellraiser movie is astonishing
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Jul 22, 2017 01:48
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Nightmare on elm street is the most consistently incredible horror series
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Jul 22, 2017 02:26
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Lumpy the Cook posted:I'll agree about the practical effects in 4 being good, at least. 4 solved the Pinhead vs. Terminator debate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLLfx_GN73I&t=73s trying to jack off posted:its amazing to watch jason 1 and then jason x with none of the other movies in between 
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Jul 22, 2017 06:03
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In Training posted:The drop in quality between Hellraiser 1 and ...every single other Hellraiser movie is astonishing
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Jul 22, 2017 08:36
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phantasm is total classic indie horror phantasm 2 is fun, has some cool + grody gore and introduces the best sidekick, the four-barrel shotgun phantasm 3 is where the plot goes off the rails and introduces the worst sidekick: a precocious child phantasm 4 i think is mostly wandering around a desert for a while plus sphere boobs phantasm 5 is tall mans have taken over the world somehow, or maybe it was all just the delusions of a dying man??? every phantasm movie picks up directly where the last left off, despite the actors aging decades in the interim the most important throughline is Reggie is a simple ice cream salesman who just wants to get his dick wet
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Jul 22, 2017 15:50
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Hellraiser 2 has a badass soundtrack, and I actually liked the movie too. The big spinning diamond thing was cool even if it didn't really make sense. No clue why they named it Leviathan. Actually I mainly just liked the music and some of the visuals, come to think of it. Hellraiser 3 was where the series switched to comedy mode and was totally hilarious. CD-launching cyborg guy was my favorite cenobite in this one, though demon doggo comes close. [Edit] Wait no demon doggo was in the 4th one Hellraiser 4 cranked the absurdity to the max and was thoroughly enjoyable, especially since I first saw it after watching most of Parks & Rec. Once I recognized the guy who plays Ben as a demon-raping aristocrat, I knew poo poo was off the chain, and then it goes into SPACE. What was it about cheesy horror series in the 90s/00s going into space with the 4th installment? I swear there were like three different horror series that did that. I know Leprechaun 4 did... what else? Did Jason go into space? 5 and 6 were terrible, though. I could barely get through 7, and I gave up after that. Doesn't sound like I missed much. First was definitely the best, no doubt. I also have a replica puzzle box on my desk because I thought the design of it was super cool  It makes a great paperweight. Or uh, decoration. Who actually uses paperweights as paperweights anymore?
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Buff Skeleton posted:Did Jason go into space? ... No he did not.
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