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What do you know about those beautiful sailors in their ships with painted sails? Did you know that they were one of the most important civilizations in the Mediterranean? That they grew fabulously wealthy by establishing a vast trade network that connected all corners of the known world? Did you know that the invented the alphabet? Yes, this very alphabet that you use every day: And all other alphabets are descended from it, even the one for Sanskrit, and the Hebrew one, and all the others. Did you know they were the first who figured out how to navigate using the stars? Or that the ancient Greek explorer Pytheus sailed beyond the pillars of Hercules, and circumnavigated Britain, and went on to Iceland in a Phoenician Trireme in 325 BC? quote:"One day's sail from Thule is the frozen ocean, called by some the Cronian Sea." Did you know that they invented the trireme? Or that their trade network was what supplied the Mediterranean with tin, which is a key component of bronze, and helped enable all the other glorious civilizations of the Bronze Age? That they circumnavigated Africa in 600 BC, almost 2000 years before the Portuguese? And that this legend was recently verified in 2008 when a replica Phoenician ship did the same? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3H1UwnLDfg That they founded Carthage, one of the most elaborate and glorious cities in the ancient world? Or that they funded the building of the Temple Mount in Jerusalem? quote:Then Hiram sent Solomon the following message: "I have received your message and I am ready to do what you ask. I will provide the cedars and the pine trees. My men will bring the logs down from Lebanon to the sea, and will tie them together in rafts to float them down the coast to the place you choose. There my men will untie them and your men will take charge of them. On your part, I would like you to supply the food for my men." (1 Kings 5:8-10). Some even speculate that they discovered America centuries before Columbus. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gAmfT3zQn8 Tell me what else you know of those ingenious heroes who traveled far and wide! Tell me of the many splendid cities they did visit and the glorious treasure which passed through their hands! twoday fucked around with this message at 01:00 on Jul 20, 2017 |
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did they smoke weed?
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HELL YEAH quote:The Marsala Ship is the earliest warship known from archeological evidence. It is a wreck discovered in 1969 in an area called Punta Scario in the harbor of Marsala in western Sicily, Italy, near the Aegadian Islands. The Marsala Ship's "nationality" was painted on the sides with letters by its Punic builders from Carthage. quote:That the Punic sailors drank wine on board came as no surprise, and the presence of amphorae with the resinous lining associated with wine-carrying proves it. But the totally, unexpected discovery of a bundle of cannabis sticks indicates the sailors indulged in a mild form of marijuana tea as well. twoday fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Jul 19, 2017 DISCLAIMER: THIS POST DOES NOT PROVIDE MEDICAL ADVICE |
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twoday posted:this whole thread https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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cool thread |
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:did they smoke weed? They even found evidence of cocaine and nicotine in a bunch of ancient Egyptian mummies from the time when the Phoenicians were trading with Egypt. Pro-click (if you feel like watching a 40 minute documentary): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCI33iH-Zfg So they think that maybe the nicotine came from a-now extinct plant in Africa similar to tobacco, and it was present in 1000 out of 3000 mummies tested. No explanation for the coke, though one can imagine that the original plans for the pyramids were devised by someone who not only had god-like power, but was also completely high out of their mind on some ego-inflating substance. twoday fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Jul 20, 2017 DISCLAIMER: THIS POST DOES NOT PROVIDE MEDICAL ADVICE |
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gently caress ROME |
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hot drat, someone get me onto one of these Phoenician party boats cuz dat poo poo starting to sound straight up LITTY
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Darkman Fanpage posted:gently caress ROME Oh yeah, they also invaded loving Rome with god drat elephants that they brought across the loving Alps. quote:Not only did the elephants' appearance, their smell, and the noise of their trumpeting alarm both men and horses opposed to them, but they were highly dangerous when charged, fighting with their tusks and their trunks and trampling down their opponents. And they weren't only local African elephants, they were sourcing elephants from all corners of the earth: quote:Only one of the elephants survived the war, it seems. This was the elephant Hannibal himself had often ridden. Its name, according to the story, was Surus, meaning ''the Syrian.'' Because the Ptolemies of Egypt, successors to Alexander, were known to have seized some Indian elephants as booty in their campaigns in Syria, it seemed likely that some descendants of those elephants had found their way to Carthage. Egypt and Carthage enjoyed good relations in those days. Mr. De Beer, citing the story of Surus, concluded, ''It is therefore almost certain that Hannibal's elephants included at least one Indian.'' twoday fucked around with this message at 01:27 on Jul 20, 2017 DISCLAIMER: THIS POST DOES NOT PROVIDE MEDICAL ADVICE |
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What do we have iks for if not to sticky threads like this | |
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The Romans had a whole historical reason that Carthage and Rome didn't get along (and it totally wasn't fighting over dominance of the Mediterranean!). It was that the founder of Rome was just cruising around the sea and banged the Queen of Carthage (the Phoenicians) and then the gods were like "time to move on and found a city" so he just like woke up the next morning, grabbed his phone and wallet all sly, and snuck out on the first boat out of town. She was so distraught she burned herself to death and when Aeneas was looking back he was like "Wow, nice BBQ, too bad I'm missing it." Anyway the Romans destroyed these people who were basically policing the seas and then were shocked when pirates sprang up everywhere. |
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this all seems too reasonable we need some crazy conspiracy theories about this ancient civilization |
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No worries, friend: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIn6USamFEk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JOdz0OlV6o DISCLAIMER: THIS POST DOES NOT PROVIDE MEDICAL ADVICE |
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No worries, friend: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIn6USamFEk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JOdz0OlV6o [/quote] poisonpill posted:The Romans had a whole historical reason that Carthage and Rome didn't get along (and it totally wasn't fighting over dominance of the Mediterranean!). It was that the founder of Rome was just cruising around the sea and banged the Queen of Carthage (the Phoenicians) and then the gods were like "time to move on and found a city" so he just like woke up the next morning, grabbed his phone and wallet all sly, and snuck out on the first boat out of town. She was so distraught she burned herself to death and when Aeneas was looking back he was like "Wow, nice BBQ, too bad I'm missing it." Anyway the Romans destroyed these people who were basically policing the seas and then were shocked when pirates sprang up everywhere. Not bad DISCLAIMER: THIS POST DOES NOT PROVIDE MEDICAL ADVICE |
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wtf
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grt pst, vry fscntng |
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if they were so smart why didnt they invent video games or anime?? |
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Nosfereefer posted:if they were so smart why didnt they invent video games or anime?? |
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[in stereotype voice] Bye Phoenicia! |
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amazing thread
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FactsAreUseless posted:[in stereotype voice] Bye Phoenicia! |
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FactsAreUseless posted:[in stereotype voice] Bye Phoenicia!
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Mariana Horchata posted:grt pst, vry fscntng ---------------- |
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twoday posted:No worries, friend: Not bad [/quote] Was Colve a Phoenician? We just don't know. |
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did the phoenicians invent the first computer? it might be possible, says one expert... |
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twoday posted:
That's interesting. That was a famously expensive building. Solomon had to levy taxes specifically to build it as a representation of his consolidating power in southern Israel. It was so contentious that when Solomon died, a delegation from the northern tribes went to his son Rehoboam to see if Rehoboam would lower the taxes (and, implicitly, return more autonomy to the north). Rehoboam's response is one of my favorite quotes in the Bible: "My father hath chastised you with whips, but I will chastise you with scorpions." (Cue metal) In other words, gently caress off, I'm going to raise the taxes even more. This eventually led to 30 year civil war by proxy (the north allied with the king of Egypt who attacked the south). Anyway, I wonder to what extent the involvement of the Phoenicians was also a frustration for the northerners (who were led by a builder named Jeroboam. Maybe he didn't like the competition). ---------------- |
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minoan hipster looking at phoenician alphabet: "pffft, nice abjad, loser".
paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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i remember getting the impression that the phoenicians were basically chill trader ppl who didn't mess with expansionism or war but just traded with anyone who wanted to is that true e: i guess i more specifically mean thru most of their history pre the beef w rome alnilam fucked around with this message at 21:09 on Jul 20, 2017 |
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poisonpill posted:The Romans had a whole historical reason that Carthage and Rome didn't get along (and it totally wasn't fighting over dominance of the Mediterranean!). It was that the founder of Rome was just cruising around the sea and banged the Queen of Carthage (the Phoenicians) and then the gods were like "time to move on and found a city" so he just like woke up the next morning, grabbed his phone and wallet all sly, and snuck out on the first boat out of town. She was so distraught she burned herself to death and when Aeneas was looking back he was like "Wow, nice BBQ, too bad I'm missing it." Anyway the Romans destroyed these people who were basically policing the seas and then were shocked when pirates sprang up everywhere. ah thus is the lonely life of a settler unit in Civ |
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Yeah they were pretty chill. So they would trade with people, mostly for natural resources. However, sometimes when there was a place with natural resources, but no people there, they would force-migrate entire popoulations of people there. This is one of the theories of how the Guanches who are genetically related to Libyan berbers, ended up in the Canary Islands despite having no knowledge of seafaring. DISCLAIMER: THIS POST DOES NOT PROVIDE MEDICAL ADVICE |
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twoday posted:Yeah they were pretty chill. So they would trade with people, mostly for natural resources. lol Pohoenician: "Hey you, live over there, so we can trade with you! It's rich in minerals so it'll be good there." Other guy: "Uhh why don't you just set up camp there and extract the resources yourself?" P: "w....wha? huh?? " |
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Montage of the other guy trying to teach the phoenician how to mine ore, and the phoenician keeps getting confused and trying to trade the pickaxe he's holding for things |
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Phoenicjan finally swings the axe and some ore comes out, he looks at the other guy and says "ooh ooh I'll trade you this axe for that ore!!!" Other guy is all |
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alnilam posted:lol More like: Phoenician: "well, welcome to this island. I like this island, it's got lots of crazy trees and rocks and stuff, and I'm sure you'll learn to like it too. Here's some sheep and goats and a bag of grain to get you started. Now I know that farming is gonna be a bitch, because the island is littered with layer upon layer of rocks deposited by countless volcanic eruptions and you're gonna have to clear that away before you can even reach any arable soil. I'm gonna go now, but some other dudes might come back here with a ship in a year or two. Well, good luck!" *awkward handshake* *Berber stares defeatedly at departing Phoenician ship* DISCLAIMER: THIS POST DOES NOT PROVIDE MEDICAL ADVICE |
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just lolling agt the idea that they loved trading so much that when they ran out of new cultures to trade with they just made more |
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twoday posted:More like: Ah. The Art of the Deal. ---------------- |
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Phoenican kid: Pass the salt. Phoenician dad: What'll you give me for it? ---------------- |
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cda posted:Phoenican kid: Pass the salt. that's funny bc i believe the salt trade was a big part of their wealth |
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it's also funny for regular joke reasons |
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