i tickle that idiot human's ribs but like actually this time
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ToastGhost posted:no, only a beautiful skeleton looking at you i don't believe you. i jump through to mirror to search the mirror zone for humans |
# ? Jul 21, 2017 23:53 |
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AverySpecialfriend posted:i tickle that idiot human's ribs but like actually this time d100 = 80, which is over your Funnybone score. The dumb human is unamused! He starts drooling like the gross fluid filled creature he is. Olive Garden tonight! posted:i don't believe you. i jump through to mirror to search the mirror zone for humans You dive into the mirror, and by that I mean you break the mirror and collapse into a pile of bones much to the delight of everyskeleton
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 23:59 |
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heck. i try to put myself back together but I do it wrong cause I'm not very smart |
# ? Jul 22, 2017 00:41 |
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I put on the red wig and start voguing
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# ? Jul 22, 2017 00:47 |
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ToastGhost posted:You find not only clothes in the pile but a FILTHY HUMAN as well!! I place my hands on either side of the human's head, and then start screaming at him. |
# ? Jul 22, 2017 01:20 |
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I put on the friggin shoes and start to dance for no one in particular cause i gotta be MEEEEEE |
# ? Jul 22, 2017 01:27 |
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(you're doing great don't overwork yourself nobody will mind if u take a break) |
# ? Jul 22, 2017 01:28 |
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:heck. i try to put myself back together but I do it wrong cause I'm not very smart You have a left leg for a right arm now and vice versa City of Glompton posted:I put on the red wig and start voguing You look like this only without the disgusting human bits, suit, coffee, and also the wig is much more voluptuous and less Skully. Lizard Wizard posted:I place my hands on either side of the human's head, and then start screaming at him. He starts screaming back, "AHH, AHHH, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" (d100 = 24, well under Lizard Skeleton's Death Causing) He gets so spooked that his skeleton takes the chance to leap out of his open mouth, leaving behind a gross pile of human skin but more importantly, a brand new skeleton!! Everyone in the room laughs and cheers for today is a glorious day, a day in which a skeleton was liberated from a human. He didn't have a magic key though so it looks like you'll have to find on average 60 more humans.
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# ? Jul 22, 2017 17:07 |
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I'm a necromancer skeleton.
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# ? Jul 22, 2017 17:19 |
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Hello. *Bones rattle.*
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# ? Jul 22, 2017 17:19 |
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drilldo squirt posted:Hello. *Bones rattle.* Ribbone Squirt the Necromancer Skeleton BB - 24 FB - 48 DC - 99!!! Armor - 27 SC - 98!! You are the skeleton that just popped out of the dumb human. Welcome to the skeleforce. There are two exits in this room (the hole in the wall and the door) and you think you hear humans from one of them!!
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# ? Jul 22, 2017 17:24 |
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I....I try on the skin |
# ? Jul 22, 2017 22:25 |
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I knock 'shave and a haircut' on the door using the hand at the end of my leg |
# ? Jul 22, 2017 22:35 |
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Lizard Wizard posted:I....I try on the skin You rip the skin in half. Olive Garden tonight! posted:I knock 'shave and a haircut' on the door using the hand at the end of my leg "D-don't come in, someone's in here!" You think you hear moaning from the other room, and not pleasant skeleton moaning either! Unfortunately the door is locked, someone might have to put their backbones into it!
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# ? Jul 23, 2017 00:26 |
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ToastGhost posted:"D-don't come in, someone's in here!" You think you hear moaning from the other room, and not pleasant skeleton moaning either! Unfortunately the door is locked, someone might have to put their backbones into it! "THAT IS NOT THE ACCEPTED RESPONSE" and I kick in the door with my foot hand |
# ? Jul 23, 2017 01:10 |
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:"THAT IS NOT THE ACCEPTED RESPONSE" Backbones d100 = 4, Success! You have broken into A CRAMPED BATHROOM done in dark blue, painted to look like you're under a night sky. The room is also stuffed with 30 HUMANS!!! They come spilling out and piled atop of each other, it's uncertain how long they were in there. About half of them are naked, and I'll start determining what kind of humans they all are once you start scaring or killing them. Or you can always make 'em laugh. The choice is always yours in skeletonworld™, the game of horrendous random generation and utterly unbalanced mechanics.
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# ? Jul 23, 2017 06:27 |
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! ! ! i want to play the loudest note I can on the loudest instrument I have! e: and hold it for as long as I can! eardrums are the weakest human meat! Olive! fucked around with this message at 07:02 on Jul 23, 2017 |
# ? Jul 23, 2017 07:00 |
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I vogue sexily at the nearest human in hopes that the skeleton inside will pop out. pop a boner, if you will
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# ? Jul 23, 2017 07:19 |
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Sorry for the delay I may've been stuck inside some sort of SKELETON DIMENSION or perhaps you could say BONE ZONEOlive Garden tonight! posted:! ! ! City of Glompton posted:I vogue sexily at the nearest human in hopes that the skeleton inside will pop out. pop a boner, if you will Also odds say these humans have some keys on them!
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 04:12 |
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I am a musical skeleton. I play the ondes martenot. I am very irascible. Other skeleton musicians refuse to work with me. They say I am a diva. I say they are talentless percussionist hacks who don't understand the purity and brilliance of Maurice Martenot's electronic vision. |
# ? Jul 26, 2017 16:05 |
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The only one of my stats that doesn't completely blow is charisma... I will use my power of speech to convince these humans to unleash the true skeletal potential within themselves and remove their useless flesh |
# ? Jul 28, 2017 00:25 |
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:The only one of my stats that doesn't completely blow is charisma... I will use my power of speech to convince these humans to unleash the true skeletal potential within themselves and remove their useless flesh I do an interpretive dance along with this #teanwork |
# ? Jul 28, 2017 01:52 |
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alnilam posted:I do an interpretive dance along with this #teanwork H*ck yeah |
# ? Jul 28, 2017 03:09 |
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Now would be the right season to bring this back, OP. |
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