Zahgaegun posted:

wit posted:

very plumpy navel and sweet balls here is my telephone number babbi

SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

I would probably still have sex with mariah carey

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Nah wouldn't even bone skinny Mariah srry man.

COMRADES posted:

She got roasted by Eminem pretty bad huh

Cephalectomy posted:

Lol if making fun of Mariah carey makes Eminem somehow scary rappers are the biggest pussies on the planet

Detective No. 27 posted:

You sure they weren't talking about Dschingis Khan? They were white af.

ruddiger posted:

Game is an industry ho who was at one point on the same label as Em, of course he's going to dick ride the wave.

Grown men attacking women in songs is some bitch made little kid poo poo, and the only reason why Em went so hard on the females in his life is because he knew he couldn't play that tough talk poo poo with real dudes in the street. Game is also constantly getting his card pulled by other rappers for talking out of pocket. Little kids in Chicago had that grown man tucking his chain into his shirt when they flexed on him in Cali.

White dudes always gotta bring up Eminem when talking about anything involving rap music, poo poo's loving embarrassing.

Zahgaegun posted:

Aww yeah baby, that's what I like.

Imagine being a Mariah Carey impersonator and thinking "what the gently caress" as she slowly circles the drain, Fat Elvis style.

Zahgaegun posted:

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Nah wouldn't even bone skinny Mariah srry man.

ruddiger posted:

Game is an industry ho who was at one point on the same label as Em, of course he's going to dick ride the wave.

Grown men attacking women in songs is some bitch made little kid poo poo, and the only reason why Em went so hard on the females in his life is because he knew he couldn't play that tough talk poo poo with real dudes in the street. Game is also constantly getting his card pulled by other rappers for talking out of pocket. Little kids in Chicago had that grown man tucking his chain into his shirt when they flexed on him in Cali.

White dudes always gotta bring up Eminem when talking about anything involving rap music, poo poo's loving embarrassing.

Ron Darling posted:

hell yeah i too act hard on something awful dot com

Fog Tripper posted:

Best you watch out or you're going to get a vicious flexing from r-dog.

ruddiger posted:

Game is an industry ho who was at one point on the same label as Em, of course he's going to dick ride the wave.

Grown men attacking women in songs is some bitch made little kid poo poo, and the only reason why Em went so hard on the females in his life is because he knew he couldn't play that tough talk poo poo with real dudes in the street. Game is also constantly getting his card pulled by other rappers for talking out of pocket. Little kids in Chicago had that grown man tucking his chain into his shirt when they flexed on him in Cali.

White dudes always gotta bring up Eminem when talking about anything involving rap music, poo poo's loving embarrassing.

ruddiger posted:

Game is an industry ho who was at one point on the same label as Em, of course he's going to dick ride the wave.

Grown men attacking women in songs is some bitch made little kid poo poo, and the only reason why Em went so hard on the females in his life is because he knew he couldn't play that tough talk poo poo with real dudes in the street. Game is also constantly getting his card pulled by other rappers for talking out of pocket. Little kids in Chicago had that grown man tucking his chain into his shirt when they flexed on him in Cali.

White dudes always gotta bring up Eminem when talking about anything involving rap music, poo poo's loving embarrassing.

ruddiger posted:

Game is an industry ho who was at one point on the same label as Em, of course he's going to dick ride the wave.

Grown men attacking women in songs is some bitch made little kid poo poo, and the only reason why Em went so hard on the females in his life is because he knew he couldn't play that tough talk poo poo with real dudes in the street. Game is also constantly getting his card pulled by other rappers for talking out of pocket. Little kids in Chicago had that grown man tucking his chain into his shirt when they flexed on him in Cali.

White dudes always gotta bring up Eminem when talking about anything involving rap music, poo poo's loving embarrassing.

Garcin posted:

What the gently caress?

People who become famous all-of-a-sudden have to put up with a class of human being that delights in picking them apart to their bare bones and taking a massive poo poo over the burning remnants of their earlier self. And woe is they, who took a chance when they were young and used their talent to move forward and make a difference. Because they become old, and their bodies change, and if they are women - we make fun of them as this is their lot in life. Why isn't Mariah in the kitchen?

quote:

And I'm thankful for every fan that I get
But I can't take a poo poo in the bathroom
Without someone standing by it
No, I won't sign you an autograph
You can call me an rear end in a top hat, I'm glad

quote:

And I'm the bad guy, ‘cause I don't answer my door
Like, "Hey, hi! You guys wants some autographs?
Okay, form a straight line!"

ruddiger posted:

Game is an industry ho who was at one point on the same label as Em, of course he's going to dick ride the wave.

Grown men attacking women in songs is some bitch made little kid poo poo, and the only reason why Em went so hard on the females in his life is because he knew he couldn't play that tough talk poo poo with real dudes in the street. Game is also constantly getting his card pulled by other rappers for talking out of pocket. Little kids in Chicago had that grown man tucking his chain into his shirt when they flexed on him in Cali.

White dudes always gotta bring up Eminem when talking about anything involving rap music, poo poo's loving embarrassing.

ruddiger posted:

Game is an industry ho who was at one point on the same label as Em, of course he's going to dick ride the wave.

Grown men attacking women in songs is some bitch made little kid poo poo, and the only reason why Em went so hard on the females in his life is because he knew he couldn't play that tough talk poo poo with real dudes in the street. Game is also constantly getting his card pulled by other rappers for talking out of pocket. Little kids in Chicago had that grown man tucking his chain into his shirt when they flexed on him in Cali.

White dudes always gotta bring up Eminem when talking about anything involving rap music, poo poo's loving embarrassing.

ruddiger posted:

I can't wait for goons to come in here and tell us that white people actually created rap also, and black people actually appropriated it off of them, not the other way around.

Zahgaegun posted:

Aww yeah baby, that's what I like.

Imagine being a Mariah Carey impersonator and thinking "what the gently caress" as she slowly circles the drain, Fat Elvis style.

Zahgaegun posted:

Domestic Amuse posted:

I knew this reminded me of something....

rio posted:

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ruddiger posted:

Game is an industry ho who was at one point on the same label as Em, of course he's going to dick ride the wave.

Grown men attacking women in songs is some bitch made little kid poo poo, and the only reason why Em went so hard on the females in his life is because he knew he couldn't play that tough talk poo poo with real dudes in the street. Game is also constantly getting his card pulled by other rappers for talking out of pocket. Little kids in Chicago had that grown man tucking his chain into his shirt when they flexed on him in Cali.

White dudes always gotta bring up Eminem when talking about anything involving rap music, poo poo's loving embarrassing.

ruddiger posted:

White dudes always gotta bring up Eminem when talking about anything involving rap music, poo poo's loving embarrassing.