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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Shiki Dan posted:

G. Gordon Liddy and Herb are your first indicators that Vince McMahon is eternally a mark for any kind of rub from anyone with anything remotely resembling mainstream press.
Even knowing that, Liddy is such a baffling "celebrity" to invite.

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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Gavok posted:

Hoping you at least get to 1990. Not only is it important to wrestling history for two very different debuts, but the overall format of the show is very unique and interesting.
Two? I know one, of course, but which other important deb- Ooooh, that one.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Gavok posted:

Their theme song "All-American Boys" is one of the most brilliant wrestling themes ever written. It's upbeat and starts off sounding like a great babyface theme, but they mention at the end of the first verse that they think long hair is dumb and the preppie look is where it's at. Then in the second verse, they say how much they hate rock 'n' roll, talk up Barry Manilow and spend the second half of it badmouthing Americans in French.
Yeah, it's great glorious fabulous!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UUe1dA3DmA

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Jerusalem posted:

80s WWF was full of weird stuff like that, particularly in main events with Hogan. Babyfaces would cheat regularly against heels, and it was always supposed to be like,"Well the heels are getting their comeuppance!" except there were plenty of times where the only "bad" thing the heel had actually done was to beat up the face during the course of the match.
The more things change...

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Rarity posted:

At this point, Shawn starts getting a bit silly. He takes an atomic drop from Shawn...
That's very silly.

And judging from (my memories of) OSWReview, you should see plenty of "Rugged" Ronnie Garvin over the next couple of shows.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Don't feel bad about that. With that ton of material you go through and write out, errors happen. This one just happened to conjure up a very funny image in my head of Shawn bumping like got that Atomic Drop from an invisible Hogan.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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You can really see that they're getting a handle on what makes the Rumble interesting in 1989, even if they overdid the "tag teams coming out conveniently close together".

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

rare Magic card l00k posted:

Best Feud, behind the winner, Jim Duggan vs. Ted DiBiase.
That would be their feud in Mid-South, right?

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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:stare: The state of Teddy Long's hair

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Rarity posted:

And also I've got to give some credit to Schiavone, he was fantastic on commentary. He sold everything like it was the most amazing thing he'd ever seen and it made a great match even better.
So he sold it like it was the greatest night in the history of our sport? :v:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Are you talking poo poo about the President from The Fifth Element?

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Marmaduke! posted:

Nah let's have the beautiful Demolition pic I mentioned earlier.

https://i.imgur.com/v6xF72I.png

Apologies if imgur link sux, it's probably best if you can't see it
I love that Ax seems to be almost the same age in both pictures.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Burtus

I'm still laughing at Burtus.

e: I really like the story of the Garvin/Valentine feud reading about it. Unfortunately, it was before I started watching, so I can't speak to the reality of it.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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rare Magic card l00k posted:

WWF (or rather, Titan Sports) finished 5th in Best Promotion.
I'm really curious who's ahead of them. Crockett Promotions, of course, but behind that? Are people already watching New Japan and All Japan enough to make them matter in these awards? Who else rounds out these top 5? AWA? World Class? CWF?

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Jerusalem posted:

Kind of like King Booker who went completely deranged for his run as King of the Ring and it absolutely ruled.
ALL HAIL KING BOOKER!

My favorite part was when he was trying to make everyone's names more classy and called Jerry Lawler "Jerome".

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Aesop Poprock posted:

It's a really good thread
I read it all the time!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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I always liked his guest appearance on Police Squad's opening credits.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Too many matches without much in stakes is a common theme with the early Wrestlemanias.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Don't apologize for liking KroniK, Rarity. I know it's en vogue making GBS threads on them, but them murdering guys with the double chokeslam was great and all that mattered about them.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

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I think we all know how it ended: Hawk will never get to the barber and get a different haircut.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Rarity posted:

It'll be fine, we all know America never puts anyone over
One of these days, they're getting their win back from Vietnam. :argh:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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An Actual Bear posted:

Also wasn't Kurosawa Manabu Nakanishi?
Yep. I saw a WCW match featuring Kurosawa a while ago and my mind was blown that that is supposedly the same man that's shambling around New Japan's undercards these days.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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sean10mm posted:

:black101: POWER WARRIOR :black101:
That's not a wrestler, that's a Manowar song. :v:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Feels Villeneuve posted:

the Nasty Boys owned, you just needed to put them with a team as unprofessional and dangerous as they were, by which I mean either the Steiners or the LOD
I think I still remember them being in WCW at the same time as Public Enemy and... well, you're wrong.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

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That sweater does make him look like a lame idiot, though.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Gavok posted:

"Ugh. What a brush."
LOD? More like DAD! :dadjoke:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Gavok posted:

It's doubly funny to me because "take a WCW champion and give him an inane gladiator gimmick" is something WWF would be guilty of years later.
:drat:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Gavok posted:

Half of them featured guys we'll know in the years to come with alternate names.
*checks Wikipedia* It's an absolute smorgasbord of those. Wow! Also, tag team titles on the pre-show. Vince, Vince never changes.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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I, like, knew the Flair/Funk I Quit Match was in 1989 as was the Flair/Steamboat trilogy, but it never hit me that they were in the same year until now. If that makes sense.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Jerusalem posted:

The only reason I remember is because I rewatched the main event of WrestleWar 89 about 1000 times and that ended with Funk losing his mind and attacking Flair after the match when he wouldn't give him an automatic title shot.
It's been a while since I watched all of this, so maybe that's why I didn't make the connect- OH GOD, THE TABLE DIDN'T BREAK :gonk: It's all coming back to me now...

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Gaz-L posted:

Good lord, at least upgrade to Civ V, woman!
Look at this! Look at this wrong opinion!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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exploded mummy posted:

also way to forget about Big Daddy
Or Giant Haystacks who even made it to WCW!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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I think the Sherri version of Sexy Boy is better just because the line "He's just my sexy boy, he's not your boy toy" makes more sense.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Rarity posted:

Bret's out first and he's traded in his old pink Sgt. Pepper jacket for a leather one. It's not as flashy but drat, he looks like the coolest fucker on the planet.
:hai:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Jason Sextro posted:

don't be hating on the Rarities, the Worst Hair Award has one of the strongest contender pools I've ever seen.
I can't decide between Warlord or Zeus. Goulet would be in the mix, but he's not a real on-screen talent here.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

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Rarity posted:

Andre's lovely horizontal suplex should have been a real contender but I forgot about it at time of writing
I think it's still the right call to give it to Hoganplex '88 because you're absolutely right about Virgil's part in this disaster.

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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Rarity posted:

And as long time Rarity followers will know I'm notorious for fizzling out on my PSP writing projects. I'm really glad that I can tie a bow on everything here and call it a complete piece of work. So let's not call it never, let's just call it not now.
Congratulations on this, truly heartfelt as someone who has trouble finishing things, too.

Also the video made me vote the thread Gold Gold again, just in case I hadn't before.

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