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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Rarity's PPV Retrospective: Everything You Loved As A Child Is Terrible - NO SPOILERS
 
dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

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:cop: Boss Man :cop:

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dsriggs
May 28, 2012

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Rarity posted:

Rude brings up Philly's history of Rocky Balboa against Apollo Crews

:laugh:

* # ¿ Feb 8, 2018 17:37
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dsriggs
May 28, 2012

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Rarity posted:

Addendum:

poo poo.

This is Rick Rude's last PPV appearance.

gently caress everything.

Ok, ok, I'm composing myself. gently caress.

So when this thread started I was watching these shows from a very detached position. I wanted to critique and appreciate in equal measure but it was from a distant perspective. Rick Rude changed all that. From the first time he walked out with a lady's face on his butt I was hooked. He was entertaining in a very modern way. Then with every appearance he got better. His ringwork improved, his character became more realised and he kept on delivering. It wasn't long before he was the highlight of my show and with that being gone it's going to leave a hole.

I feel like Rude's impact on the business and his legacy have been sadly forgotten in the last 25 years. Here is a guy who pushed the boat out so much and was one of the stars of the 80s and yet these days nobody would know him. That is such a shame to me. Velveteen Dream put in a huge tribute to Rude at NXT Takeover War Games and it delighted me so much to see that someone out there still sees and recognises the fantastic talent that this man possessed. So here's to Rick Rude, may his muscular medley live on forever.

...you can always try :wcw:

* # ¿ Feb 10, 2018 16:50
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dsriggs
May 28, 2012

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Takuan posted:

Before becoming Goldust, Dustin Rhodes was one of the blandest, whitest meat babyfaces to ever make it on to TV. He wasn't bad, he was just kinda there. That being said, Dusty and Dustin did one of my all-time favorite segments in all of wrestling in WCW in 1994. It's from the future, but it's not from WWF, so I don't believe it qualifies as a spoiler. If it does, I apologize.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOli1iSjr7s&t=136s

The context is Dustin is falling in with a bad crowd, and Dusty is trying to get him to see the error of his ways.

That's a hell of a shirt Dustin's got on.

* # ¿ Mar 8, 2018 15:00
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dsriggs
May 28, 2012

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Junpei Hyde posted:

Someone post the THAT'S TONY ATLAS clip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG5LI168rBo

* # ¿ Mar 10, 2018 13:34
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dsriggs
May 28, 2012

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Jerusalem posted:

This isn't difficult guys, if Rarity says something and you know that something later will contradict that... just don't say anything because Rarity will get to it themselves and talk about it when it happens.

But how are people supposed to let you know how much they know about wrestling if they can't spoil everything?

* # ¿ Mar 17, 2018 13:31
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dsriggs
May 28, 2012

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4NlQbUmyJA

Seems pretty popular to me, I guess :shrug:

* # ¿ Mar 30, 2018 23:21
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dsriggs
May 28, 2012

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Rarity posted:

MOST HOMOEROTIC MOMENT

Big Bossman: “He's going to be the one that spends a long, hard night in jail”

:thejoke:

Trust me, it is.

* # ¿ Apr 28, 2018 09:57
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dsriggs
May 28, 2012

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Rarity posted:

First up is Skinner who I'm vaguely familiar with. He's an Aussie and I think his gimmick is basically Steve Irwin but evil?

Nope. Billed from the Florida Everglades, I believe. His gimmick is that he kills alligators and... umm... skins them? Also he chews tobacco, so that's fun.

* # ¿ May 18, 2018 08:58
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dsriggs
May 28, 2012

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Oh man, I can’t wait to see what Rarity has to say about Jake Roberts after THIS show! :dance:

* # ¿ May 30, 2018 07:42
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dsriggs
May 28, 2012

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How difficult can it be to NOT say stuff?

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dsriggs
May 28, 2012

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Rarity posted:

*unneccesary bashing of Lex Luger*

Hey, Lex Luger's one of the biggest legendstars ever in this... GAH!!! :colbert:

dsriggs fucked around with this message at 17:47 on Jul 22, 2018

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dsriggs
May 28, 2012

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Thank you for the thread, thank you for the reviews, and thank you... for Hulkamania!

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