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G-III
Mar 4, 2001

The shootout scene in Nemesis is Pyun's gift to cinema. Just imagine what this man could have done with a 100m dollar budget.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4ORRW1qxw8

G-III fucked around with this message at 14:57 on Dec 1, 2022

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Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Just saw Stone Cold (1991). Can't believe I'd never heard of it up until now. Just great.
Sure, it drags a little in the middle but I think it's up there with a ton of other 80s/90s action films that people consider classics...it just flopped commercially. The last act is just fun action spectacle. Watching Lance Henriksen successfully mow down the entire Mississippi Supreme Court with a submachine gun all while dressed as a priest, well, that's just one of them beautiful things that makes life worth living.

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.
Action movies didn't really become "90s action movies" until around early '92. Until that point they were pretty much de-facto 80s movies with all the same sensibilities.

There are a few exceptions. Predator 2 is a big one.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Oh yeah for sure, it still feels 80s as gently caress in 1991. Similarly, the 90s ended on 9/11.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Watched the Long Kiss Goodnight for the first time and it was fun. The cast is stacked and the script is full of jokes. It also predicts 9/11.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
I started watching Ninja Assassin (2009) yesterday and was forced to stop after about 30 minutes. I might not even go back to continue because I absolutely hated the use of CGI in that movie. Not just the CGI blood, even though that all but ruined what would otherwise have been a cool intro sequence. There is also a training scene where the eponymous ninja assassin swings around his knife on a chain weapon, and they used CGI to add an extra whoosh to it. It looks so lovely and ruins the whole training sequence that would otherwise have elicited a child-like joy at watching the ninja man do sick flips and poo poo. I doubt the CGI stops so I am probably not gonna go on with this one.

Grendels Dad fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Nov 29, 2022

Big Bad Voodoo Lou
Jan 1, 2006

Chas McGill posted:

Watched the Long Kiss Goodnight for the first time and it was fun. The cast is stacked and the script is full of jokes. It also predicts 9/11.

It's so good! If you haven't seen them, do yourself a favor and follow it up with:
The Last Boy Scout
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
The Nice Guys

All four are Shane Black doing what he does best.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


G-III posted:

The shootout scene in Nemesis Pyun's gift to cinema. Just imagine what this man could have done with a 100m dollar budget.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4ORRW1qxw8

drat they just let Brion James do whatever accent he wanted, huh?

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Probably common knowledge around here but remember that The Long Kiss Goodnight is a Christmas movie. So it's the perfect time to watch it.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Lumbermouth posted:

drat they just let Brion James do whatever accent he wanted, huh?

Speaking of, this might be of interest to the thread

NoneMoreNegative posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJQqGCVYlbs

lmao when your random pick for the evening movie pulls up something you know is going to be some bullshit but you enjoy it anyway. American Ninja Michael Dudikof vs the most on point cyber villain Brion James, I've not scoffed so much in ages.

If you like your poo poo 90s cyber, this is it.

Kuvo posted:

thank you for brining this to my attention

the whole things on youtube :yeshaha:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_x_X5zsN9w

Everyone loves Cyber Action, right? :o:

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.

G-III posted:

The shootout scene in Nemesis Pyun's gift to cinema. Just imagine what this man could have done with a 100m dollar budget.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4ORRW1qxw8

This has "the juice". That POV shot of crashing through each floor is phenomenal.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
I loved watching Nemesis and i really should give Cyborg and some of pyun's other stuff a chance

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


I'm at 20 of his movies watched, should set aside some time to knock out the rest.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:
NEMESIS is loving awesome, I'm glad more people are seeing it now. There's two different cuts of it that have a very different last act, I believe only the (better imo) extended version is available on stuff now but worth double checking.

Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

Action movies didn't really become "90s action movies" until around early '92. Until that point they were pretty much de-facto 80s movies with all the same sensibilities.

There are a few exceptions. Predator 2 is a big one.

Overall I would consider Under Siege 2 (1995) to be the last 80s action movie the same way historians will sometimes write about centuries changing in terms of major events that changed human culture (i.e., the "19th century" ended when WWI began, not on the dot when the year 1900 started). Not that there were a lot of 80s action movies that late, but it feels like the last one to me.

Rad flick, but definitely pirate it so that there is zero chance of Seagal seeing any money from it.

Neo Rasa fucked around with this message at 13:54 on Dec 1, 2022

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Basebf555 posted:

Probably common knowledge around here but remember that The Long Kiss Goodnight is a Christmas movie. So it's the perfect time to watch it.

Every Shane Black movie is a Xmas movie

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Everyone loves Cyber Action, right? :o:
I've seen every Nemesis, Cyber Tracker, Cyber Tracker 2, Mars, TC 2000, Futurekick, and Virtual Combat, but somehow missed Cyberjack. I have to fix that now

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
I couldn't even finish Under Siege 1 tbh, watching Stone Cold just made me wish they'd given every Seagal role to Brian Bosworth instead

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

Halloween Jack posted:

I've seen every Nemesis, Cyber Tracker, Cyber Tracker 2, Mars, TC 2000, Futurekick, and Virtual Combat, but somehow missed Cyberjack. I have to fix that now

Future Kick rules. Here's my Letterboxd review:

quote:

gently caress yeah. This is a very solid Blade Runner/Total Recall hybrid/ripoff with a bit of Robocop mixed in for good measure

Very refreshing to watch some ambitious low-budget cyberpunk nonsense that actually bothers to build a world. Solid and engaging leads as far as things go, with that lady from Xena (and the terrible Jeff Goldblum Sleepy Hollow TV movie nobody saw), as well as a kickboxing champion who isn't a charisma vacuum and does the job. Moves at a great pace, has a lot of fun with its premise, and is never dull to look at.

This is really fun if you want a low-budget action-oriented cyberpunk flick that's still moody and visually audacious.

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

backwoods compatible
Illegal Hen
Important note: Future Kick stars Meg Foster's eyes!

dokmo
Aug 27, 2006

:stat:man

Punkin Spunkin posted:

I couldn't even finish Under Siege 1 tbh, watching Stone Cold just made me wish they'd given every Seagal role to Brian Bosworth instead

Fun fact about bosworth, he went on to make a dozen direct to video movies after stone cold that nobody watched, and all of them were irredeemable trash. Im not sure swapping the two actors would have improved anything.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Ah but dokmo, he got to work with KURT WIMMER.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
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shit wizard dad

Halloween Jack posted:

I've seen every Nemesis, Cyber Tracker, Cyber Tracker 2, Mars, TC 2000, Futurekick, and Virtual Combat, but somehow missed Cyberjack. I have to fix that now

I apologise in advance.

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

Punkin Spunkin posted:

I couldn't even finish Under Siege 1 tbh, watching Stone Cold just made me wish they'd given every Seagal role to Brian Bosworth instead

Under Siege works because of Gary Busey and Tommy Lee Jones chewing scenery. Seagal is bearable in it because of those two.

dokmo
Aug 27, 2006

:stat:man
Andrew Davis directed Under Siege and Above the Law, which I think are seagal's best performances. Which I guess isn't saying much.

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

dokmo posted:

Andrew Davis directed Under Siege and Above the Law, which I think are seagal's best performances. Which I guess isn't saying much.

You forgot Out For Limbs and/or Justice (which, admittedly, is held up by all the amazing ancillary performances)

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

Justin Godscock posted:

Under Siege works because of Gary Busey and Tommy Lee Jones chewing scenery. Seagal is bearable in it because of those two.
Both Under Siege movies work almost despite Seagal, because they play to his strengths at the time (being physically imposing, doing fast and brutal martial arts moves) and let the supporting cast ramp up their performances to 110% to carry everything else.

BTW, I was today old when I learned that Matt Reeves was one of the writers on Under Siege 2. (I also hadn't twigged until now that director Geoff Murphy made the cult New Zealand road/chase movie Goodbye Pork Pie, and that he took on several what he considered audience-insulting Hollywood actioners like Freejack and Young Guns 2 purely to pay off a tax bill.)

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
I remember liking Freejack when I saw it 30 years ago so that worked out OK.

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"

Payndz posted:

Both Under Siege movies work almost despite Seagal, because they play to his strengths at the time (being physically imposing, doing fast and brutal martial arts moves) and let the supporting cast ramp up their performances to 110% to carry everything else.

BTW, I was today old when I learned that Matt Reeves was one of the writers on Under Siege 2. (I also hadn't twigged until now that director Geoff Murphy made the cult New Zealand road/chase movie Goodbye Pork Pie, and that he took on several what he considered audience-insulting Hollywood actioners like Freejack and Young Guns 2 purely to pay off a tax bill.)

Watching the last fight in Under Siege 1, Seagal absolutely refuses to get hit, and he's also terrible at the fight choreography so the foley man is desperately trying to make Seagal's "aikido" sound impactful while they look like they're just playing patty cake. Tommy Lee Jones does his best but it's kinda brutal once you look for it.

Under Siege 2's last fight is even more comical because it makes Everett McGill's character look like an absolute doofus. Seagal refused again to ever get hit during the fight so there's absolutely no back and forth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf206nMfkJI&t=139s

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014

I never understood Seagal's appeal. No charisma, can't act, can't sell a joke, not ripped (even his arms looked weak), can't run. And even his martial arts poo poo looked lame (see clip above).

dokmo
Aug 27, 2006

:stat:man
As someone old enough to have seen seagal movies in the theater, his appeal was the fights. Hollywood fights were still in the era of wild haymakers and if you were lucky maybe a high round kick. Then comes this guy who puts his man down in 2 seconds with cool throws and joint locks, and I'd never seen that awesome poo poo before.

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"

dokmo posted:

As someone old enough to have seen seagal movies in the theater, his appeal was the fights. Hollywood fights were still in the era of wild haymakers and if you were lucky maybe a high round kick. Then comes this guy who puts his man down in 2 seconds with cool throws and joint locks, and I'd never seen that awesome poo poo before.

It does work a lot better when he's beating up mooks- aikidoing through random goon #2 actually works pretty well. Doing the same thing against the big bad at the end of the movie does not.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Seagal was just different when he debuted. His martial arts style was different from the karate/taekwondo people were used to in Hollywood martial arts movies. In Above the Law, his inability to act came across as more subdued and serious than, say, Ahnold or Van Damme; it wasn't yet apparent that he just had no range. His overall persona was "no nonsense," and it helped that a lot of reporters swallowed his ridiculous lies about being a special forces commando assassin.

Regarding the fights, in his early movies he usually either had an opponent who could at least land a hit on him, or faced overwhelming odds. (That's why, in my opinion, his best pure action movie is Marked for Death, which is still not well-paced when it comes to the action scenes.) Once he started producing his own movies, starting with On Deadly Ground, everything immediately went down the loving toilet. After that, not only does he never face a competent enemy, he never gets hit or appears to be in trouble for even a second.

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

Payndz posted:

Freejack and Young Guns 2
At the time i thought Young Guns 2 was better than the original, and genuinely affecting due to the wraparound structure, but gently caress if I’ll spend hours confirming this. Free Jack was good too IIRC.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:
One good side effect of how Seagal's movies play out is that the direction his character goes in in Executive Decision was legit genuinely shocking, it ruled.

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

Justin Godscock posted:

Under Siege works because of Gary Busey and Tommy Lee Jones chewing scenery. Seagal is bearable in it because of those two.

It also has the most awkward ending kiss of any action movie ever. It used to be funny but since Seagal moved from 'creepy' to 'complete monster' it's just extraordinarily uncomfortable.

Grendels Dad posted:

I started watching Ninja Assassin (2009) yesterday and was forced to stop after about 30 minutes. I might not even go back to continue because I absolutely hated the use of CGI in that movie. Not just the CGI blood, even though that all but ruined what would otherwise have been a cool intro sequence. There is also a training scene where the eponymous ninja assassin swings around his knife on a chain weapon, and they used CGI to add an extra whoosh to it. It looks so lovely and ruins the whole training sequence that would otherwise have elicited a child-like joy at watching the ninja man do sick flips and poo poo. I doubt the CGI stops so I am probably not gonna go on with this one.

That movie had no idea what it wanted to be. The parts where she's tracking the ninjas through history or spotting their activity because of a bank transfer that is the exact value of 100 pounds of gold were cool in a 'Da Vinci Code' kind of way. The parts where the ninjas operated like Aliens in 'Aliens' were cool in a completely over the top "A child wrote this scene" kind of way. There were also some legit good martial arts in there, but these all clashed in a really ugly and kind of boring way.

Punkin Spunkin posted:

I couldn't even finish Under Siege 1 tbh, watching Stone Cold just made me wish they'd given every Seagal role to Brian Bosworth instead

Bosworth is great. There's a terrific 30 for 30 documentary on him and he's a pretty interesting and self aware guy. He also cameoed as 'Hollywood action star' in the ending montage of Three Kings.

Gargamel Gibson posted:

I never understood Seagal's appeal. No charisma, can't act, can't sell a joke, not ripped (even his arms looked weak), can't run. And even his martial arts poo poo looked lame (see clip above).

Stephen Tobolowsky's story about working with him is great though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cUNU8GkMso


Neo Rasa posted:

One good side effect of how Seagal's movies play out is that the direction his character goes in in Executive Decision was legit genuinely shocking, it ruled.

Apparently up to the day they shot it they weren't sure if he was going to do it. He wanted to come back at the end, like he'd been holding on to the outside of the plane or something.

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"

Remulak posted:

At the time i thought Young Guns 2 was better than the original, and genuinely affecting due to the wraparound structure, but gently caress if I’ll spend hours confirming this. Free Jack was good too IIRC.

Yeah i think both of those movies are fine.

forest spirit
Apr 6, 2009

Frigate Hetman Sahaidachny
First to Fight Scuttle, First to Fall Sink


Ninja Assassin had tons of potential. The opening is really fun, then it does lose focus like you're saying

I liked how they would literally disappear into shadows, but the concept needed better locations than what we were given. It happens in a small apartment living room and inside of a dojo in the end. The apartment scene is from the POV of the investigator so there is motivation for the incoherence, but it's too heavy handed.

And the 3D hero frames were a little too much, it's very much of it's time. I can't imagine how dark it would have been in theatres in 3D back then

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

CeeJee posted:

Xtremo was good fun, great soundtrack too.
How Finito managed to survive being hit by a car without even a small limp is the most puzzling thing of the whole movie. He was an A-tier henchman with that 80's ponytail, good to have him survive to go out to his own death punch.

Just caught this one, was good fun even though the camera work wasn't as confident as it should have been - the lead and all the bads were all great. Especially Finito. Did he look a lot like younger Mickey Rourke? I kept feeling he looked familiar for some reason.

The best part of xtreme is that despite being a Wick ripoff, the final act is a ton better since wick 1s villain showdown falls completely flat



And yes, ninja assassin sucked. Since I got back into action movies a few years back it's probably one of the worst I've seen.

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

Halloween Jack posted:

Seagal was just different when he debuted. His martial arts style was different from the karate/taekwondo people were used to in Hollywood martial arts movies. In Above the Law, his inability to act came across as more subdued and serious than, say, Ahnold or Van Damme; it wasn't yet apparent that he just had no range. His overall persona was "no nonsense," and it helped that a lot of reporters swallowed his ridiculous lies about being a special forces commando assassin.

Regarding the fights, in his early movies he usually either had an opponent who could at least land a hit on him, or faced overwhelming odds. (That's why, in my opinion, his best pure action movie is Marked for Death, which is still not well-paced when it comes to the action scenes.) Once he started producing his own movies, starting with On Deadly Ground, everything immediately went down the loving toilet. After that, not only does he never face a competent enemy, he never gets hit or appears to be in trouble for even a second.

He also came at a point in time where Hollywood was throwing their marketing muscle behind big action stars so the sheer inertia of that helped him early on. Every studio wanted to be the one to find the next Arnold (just in terms of action blockbuster box office success not anything else) and say he was theirs.

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Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
An underreported aspect of Seagal's career is that he was the result of a bet. A producer bet a casting agent that he could make anyone a star and they picked this wooden, impressively unathletic guy who was running a martial arts school in LA.

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