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ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

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Illegal Hen

FancyMike posted:

Hell yeah Chow Yun-Fat is the best and most charismatic action star


Nah, his twin brother is cooler.

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ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

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Illegal Hen
I'd say one of the prototypical roots of the 80s action movie are those over-the-top, cartoonish war adventure films starring crowd-pleasing larger than life characters dodging ridiculous quantities of blanks (before they die nobly in order of ascending fame).

The Dirty Dozen, Kelly's Heroes, The Wild Geese, etc.

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

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Illegal Hen
Yeah, absolutely.

The one (good?) man against an army concept possibly has roots in westerns. I'm under-educated in that genre, but the Django films sure taste similar to me.

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

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Illegal Hen

Payndz posted:

Can anyone recommend something recent (and good) that would satisfy my itch for some 80s/90s-style squib-and-bloodbag action, preferably with a lone hero facing a small army of bad guys?

Have you checked out Brawl in Cell Block 99? It's a strong love letter to gritty, ultra-violent pulp.

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

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Illegal Hen
Yeah, I suppose it fails if the small army requirement is primary. But for me, it's the long slow burn into series of acutely escalating sprees of intense violence, soundtrack, and joyful use of practical bone & splatter bag effects to show the consequence of the action that gave me an incredible deja-vu to the action films of my youth.

Your nostalgia may vary. :)

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

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Illegal Hen

X-Ray Pecs posted:

I rewatched Riki-Oh over the weekend, and man that movie loving rips and tears, it’s a live action version of The Doom Comic.

:eng101:

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

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Illegal Hen
No Escape can't escape from it's comrade in 90s prison sci-fi shlock, Fortress.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U6oLx3xy8s

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

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Illegal Hen

Fart City posted:

I think the MVP of this for me is Demolition Man, where the apocalyptic hellscape it opens with is set a mere three years after the year of its release.



Back in 1985, Max Headroom was set 20 minutes into the future.

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

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Illegal Hen
Whilst you're on this unholy spree, be sure to check out Warlock (1989) also.

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

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Illegal Hen
"Grounded" rarely means anything. It's predominantly a marketing incantation used to diffuse knee-jerk reactions to concepts that could too easily be seen as silly, outdated, or camp.

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

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Illegal Hen

Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

Hans is a piece of poo poo but he's still a human being.

Not anymore, he ain't! :clint:

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

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Illegal Hen
Maybe Hans Gruber has a twin named Ken who serves rice in a NY Chinese restaurant?

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

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Illegal Hen

Olympic Mathlete posted:

Another here, Pearce is an enjoyable dickhead in it and the two lead bads are also highly entertaining. I feel like Americans may need subtitles though because they're both Scottish... :v:

We watched Lockout here last night and it was great fun. Thanks, thread friends, for reminding me of it.

As well as the aforementioned opening gag of the punch bending the cigarette, which nicely set up the tone of cartoon-ish violence to come, I also really appreciated the payoff to the ring of lockable explosives "for bulk... heads". :v:

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

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Illegal Hen
Eight Diagram Pole Fighter might scratch your itch or smash your teeth.

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

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Illegal Hen

mllaneza posted:

Jeeja Yanin has Chocolate and Raging Phoenix on YouTube's paid side.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwutdRZWNEM

I will shut up about this movie when I see other people talking about how awesome it is.

I love Chocolate but didn't know of Raging Phoenix. Thank you for bringing it to my attention!

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

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Illegal Hen
There's lots of bits to like in Rothrock's stuff, but you also won't be missing much if you liberally fast-forward through much of their rote nonsense.

But yeah, as you say that's just how 80/90s DTV things were.

Gravy Jones posted:

(Also damnnnn, that smash from Sammo at 1:35! Is that her or a double?)

That's her, with an rear end-load of padding, preparation/practice, maybe a rubberised floor, but still... :stonk:

ynohtna fucked around with this message at 19:05 on Jun 1, 2020

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

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Illegal Hen
Oh, god, yeah. Tetsuo: The Bullet Man is such a let down. :(


It's not quite that Every Frame a Painting video but this is very good, particularly for considering Jackie Chan as a combat arena in himself:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPjG6fe-eTQ

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

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Illegal Hen
Yesss...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNrZriuHKpU

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

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Illegal Hen
Yeah, Shoot'em Up would've been greatly improved with a Robocop level of splatter. But then again, I suppose few things wouldn't. There's lots of fun ideas in there, but it all feels somehow constrained.


Anyway, who's up for some Samo Hung? Featuring a dirty head, colourful costumes, a fanciful villain, a stampede, much facial emoting and possibly more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkKdJdKvLhs

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

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Illegal Hen
Who fancies some Yuen Biao of a friday?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFtr4ckzb4U

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

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Illegal Hen
You're confusing Hard Target with Double Impact, friend. Hard Target is super enjoyable!

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

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Illegal Hen

dokmo posted:

this popped up in my recommendations, a 15 minute short in the style of 70s shaw brothers kung fu movies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjvRxhmfroI

Very good. Thank you for sharing!

e: Here's their 80s HK action riff. I've been on an early Yeoh/Rothrock kick recently, and this certainly hits the right notes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-xUOQD7kZ4

ynohtna fucked around with this message at 15:42 on Dec 16, 2020

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

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Illegal Hen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STyhoKG23b4

He takes them In the woods alongside all the bears, duh.

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

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Illegal Hen
I've a big soft spot for some of the "pre-fame" Donnie Yen police-fu procedurals. He used to allocate energy to his facial muscles back then!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JelWs5Taia4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k2NnAHTrtY&t=485s

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

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Illegal Hen
I can't stop laughing at this poster:


Apparently, Christopher Lambert was considered for the lead role before Hauer. Because, of course.

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

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Illegal Hen

Terror Sweat posted:

How do you make a sequel to it lol

Simple: introduce identical twins of the first film's main characters (they have opened a restaurant in New York city).

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

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Illegal Hen
Robot Jox fills me with glee.

As does as this slice of vintage Sammo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J53DYPaAm44

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

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Illegal Hen
Who's in the mood for some Yuen Biao, the man made of springs? me, always and forever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B970IhbbMbU

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

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Illegal Hen

Basebf555 posted:

I see it as a necessary trade-off because the CG blood is mostly used to show gnarly headshots, and with squibs you really can't do that.

I love noticing goons in martial arts films wearing hats and caps. Guess where they're getting hit? :D

Basebf555 posted:

Yea I mean if we're now going to compare gunplay in every action movie to John Wick we're gonna be forever disappointed. I kinda knew going in that the action wasn't going to be quite up to that level but Odenkirk brought a whole different element to the table that made it entertaining aside from just the action(and the action was very good, it just wasn't John Wick).

Yeah, I felt the third act got a bit ragged (and the coda didn't fit) but Odenkirk's dark comedy seasonings and punctuations were what elevated it for me above the standard bloke-sploitation power fantasy flick.

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

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Illegal Hen

dokmo posted:

I enjoyed this, this is much better than the usual martial artists react to movie fights videos.

Yeah, I really enjoyed that too. Especially the extended dive on the veracity of claw hammer unzippering! :buddy:

e: Some Iko for new page!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp1xEIYckj0

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

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Illegal Hen

Basebf555 posted:

Another good one to double feature with Virtuosity is Ricochet. It's a Denzel vs. absurd scenery chewing villain double feature.

Hell yeah, definitely!

Check out how pumped up it's trailer is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDAJI-z7l_c
:drat:

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

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Illegal Hen
Seems good timing for Accented Cinema to throw out this overview of sleaze:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVZ3duVORbo

I have simultaneously seen far too many, but also far too few of these.

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

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Illegal Hen
I hope it comes out good, but the tone of the scenes in that trailer are way too forcibly over-stylized for my taste.

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

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Illegal Hen
Bang bang! Your dead, bad CGI impacts. :ocelot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH17Zh09rGY

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

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Illegal Hen
Yeah, they're demonstrating a really keen eye for movement and editing. Big respect!

If you still hunger for intense whip-pans, zooms, smash cuts and a dash of Bruce-sploitation here you go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-cZ6l-oDBM

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

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Illegal Hen
If only the MCU fights had as much kinetic energy and fun as this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5biEyfN7IY

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

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Illegal Hen
I really gotta get around to Barry.

In the mean time, what you need is...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqvGP47gflY

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

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Illegal Hen
"No big deal, just treating my centre of mass like a yo-yo."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J8tRFJg3t0

Such an incredible athlete and performer.

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

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Illegal Hen

Holy poo poo! :prepop:

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ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

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Illegal Hen
Just please no more scenes where John fights his way to have a conversation with someone we've never seen (but who has VIP poise) who monologues for ages about how they can't help him because of how important the rules are and you can't ever break the rules or the entire world will come falling down because the High Table and their rules are oh-so very important and unbreakable.

John mentions some off-screen favour or obligation.

"Oh, okay then."

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