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LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

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I forgot to post in here when I went through a DTV action movie phase a month or so ago, but I'm posting now.

I rewatched the Undisputed films and still can't recommend them enough. I was always a fan of Undisputed and Undisputed II, mostly because of Ving Rhames, Wesley Snipes and Michael Jai White, but this rewatch made it finally click for me why people love Scott Adkins. Boyka is an amazing character and while I was bummed that Boyka: Undisputed breaks the gimmick of the series I was definitely happy to spend more time with the character.

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LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

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Which, if any, of the Death Race sequels are worth watching?

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

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Thanks, I'll check them out.

Now that my 31 Horror Movies in October is done I'm back to catching up on hidden DTV action gems I've missed out on. I've got Ninja Shadow of a Tear and the 12 Rounds and Never Back Down sequels on deck, then I'll check out Death Race 2 and 3.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

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It's great watching Regeneration and Day of Reckoning back-to-back. John Hyams tricked the producers by making a really good action film with solid themes so he could then make an absolutely trippy, batshit sequel.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

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MrBling posted:

You can safely skip 12 Rounds 2 unless you really want to see Randy Orton trying to act. And if you should want that for some reason, then you should watch The Condemned 2 instead, since he apparently only gets to be in sequels that have nothing to do with the original movie.

12 Rounds 3 is pretty fun, since Dean Ambrose doesn't find it too hard to be a gruff guy and that's really his role.

The first Condemned is a hilariously mean-spirited version of Battle Royale, featuring convicts being forced to kill each other while it is being aired worldwide. You should watch it, if you haven't already.

I read this too late and already watched 12 Rounds 2 :(

I definitely didn't hate it, but it's a lesser retread of the first 12 Rounds, which was itself a lesser remake of Die Hard with a Vengeance. I'm enjoying 12 Rounds 3 though. This Dean Ambrose guy has a goofy charm.

I have the Condemneds on my too-watch list as well.

X-Ray Pecs posted:

Speaking of Peter Hyams, which of his father’s movies are worth watching? Sudden Death is a great Die Hard clone, and The Relic is also a solid Die Hard clone mixed with a goofy 50’s horror movie. I’m also interested in movies where the director is also the DP, you can get som great-looking poo poo from that match-up.

His earlier sci-fi stuff (Capricorn One, Outland, 2010) is cool. I haven't seen The Star Chamber, but I hear it's a great concept and a so-so execution. Timecop and End of Days are bonkers and worth a watch.

Avoid A Sound of Thunder at all costs.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

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1st_Panzer_Div. posted:

What are people's top action movies from the past 5 years? It seems like the comic bubble has kinda taken over the genre. John Wick 1&2, Fury Road, and that's really it? (Raid was 6 years ago already)

I've got to check out Killzone 2 apparently per some in this thread, but I'm hoping I've missed more, it feels like an action drought going on.

The recent Planet of the Apes trilogy. Hanna. Haywire. Brawl in Cell Block 99. You mentioned The Raid, but The Raid 2. Fasts 5, 6 and 7. Snowpiercer. Boyka: Undisputed. Redeemer. 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

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I did an Antonio Banderas double-feature tonight and watched Security and Acts of Vengeance. Both of them are worth a look.

Acts of Vengeance is the type of DTV action movie that takes itself seriously and it works because it's straight-faced. It also gives Banderas some really good tough-guy cliches (dead family, cage-fighting, vow of silence, befriends a dog). The seams show a bit when you realize they must have only had a few days -- or hours, in Robert Forster's case -- to shoot with some of the supporting cast. But that's okay because we're following Antonio Banderas around the entire movie and he and his voiceover can easily carry it.

Security is a goofier DTV action movie, played a little less straight. It's a classic Die Hard situation and has Ben Kingsley as the villain. He's just cashing a paycheck, but he's still putting in a little effort. There's one pretty impressively tense scene early on that's sold completely by Kingsley and Banderas's talents. The supporting cast is good, Cung Le plays a henchman and Spartacus from the Spartacus show plays another security guard. Spartacus is definitely better at playing gruff and dour than goofy douche, but he gets to show both in this, which is nice. The set look like some cheap Saved By the Bell mall but there are some good gunfights and explosions.

Antonio Banderas even gets to fire a gun a couple times in that cool, dancerly way he does as El Mariachi.

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LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

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I really liked it, but it's definitely paced a lot slower than you'd expect. I didn't really feel the length, but it's also over two hours, which is insane for a genre picture like this.

But again, I really liked it, so I say give it a watch.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

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Wheat Loaf posted:

Another movie I watched recently which really disappointed me was Machete Kills, which was a real letdown after I enjoyed the first one. I understand what Rodriguez was trying to do but it just didn't land for me.

I didn't even care for the first Machete and it's still miles ahead of that lovely sequel.

It's crazy that his last movie that was any good was Planet Terror, which is a film that gets dunked on by its own second feature. But I guess that's not really a surprise, the best scene in Sin City is easily the one Tarantino directed.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

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Wheat Loaf posted:

And soon he'll be done. Is this Star Trek movie he's doing supposed to be the one he's going out on? He's got his Manson movie coming out, then there's a Star Trek movie, then is that it? Or will the Star Trek one not count and he'll still have one more after that?

If, and I still think that's a big "if", he does end up directing Star Trek I feel like he'll say it won't count and his "10 films" will be ones he wrote and directed.

I also don't really think he'll stop at 10 anyway, maybe just take a long break.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

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Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

He'll pull a Stephen Soderbergh, absolutely.

Yeah.

He's on a different gear from Soderbergh, so I doubt he'll direct two full TV seasons back-to-back then immediately go back and do a movie. I wouldn't be surprised if he does end up doing a miniseries or something then a few years later another movie though.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

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Everyone who hasn't seen it should watch Near Dark. It's probably Kathryn Bigelow's best movie, which is saying something.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

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This is amazing.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

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Basebf555 posted:

Assuming Odenkirk is physically capable of performing the necessary action choreography, he would be absolutely perfect for a movie like this. He'd have been a much more inspired casting decision for the Death Wish remake now that I think about it.

The choreography is key though, that was a big part of what made casting Keanu such a great decision. And even he had to then go off and do intensive weapons training in addition to his previous martial arts experience.

People keep asking if he can handle the action choreography. Uh, yeah, I'm thinking he can handle it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77u30-01Asw

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

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Wheat Loaf posted:

The one I remember most keenly is actually Daniel Craig in 2005/2006 just before Casino Royale came out. It was either an image from the production of that scene where he emerges from the sea onto a beach like Ursula Andress in Dr No or just a picture of him at the beach, but I remember there was a lot of remarks about how he'd gotten into pretty good shape for the movie.

Then again, there was a lot of hostility to him when he was announced and part of that was that he didn't have the look, so maybe it played into that. In any event, I don't have the impression that any of his predecessors had that discussion around them. You look up Roger Moore on Wikipedia and it's got a picture of him with his shirt off in 1979 and he's not in bad shape for his age (he was 52) but at the same time he doesn't exactly have the physique of a stereotypical action star.

That beefcake shot of him walking out of the water in tiny shorts was pretty smart marketing.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

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Yeah, it's actually a cool series in the sense that the first 3 or 4 movies are very stylistically different from each other. It makes sense that it's Tom Cruise's pet franchise, because until recently he seemed to be all about working with a wide range of filmmakers and rarely repeating.

But to your question, it's a series worth watching. The weakest one is probably the most recent entry, Rogue Nation, and even it has some standout action set pieces. I used to be pretty down on M:I 2, but I liked it a lot more when I recently rewatched it.

The biggest selling points of the series are Tom Cruise giving it his all and an impressive supporting cast.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

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Yeah, PSH was a shockingly good heavy.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

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Snowman_McK posted:

Even the latest one is different from those that came before it. I feel like there was a bet between some people to see whether you could do a Mission Impossible movie where Ethan barely uses a gun. I think the finale is the only real shootout in the whole thing, the rest of it is chase scenes and that really elaborate opera sequence.

Hoffman was a shockingly good anything. The dude was loving amazing and he was a real loss.

Yeah, it does its own thing. I do enjoy it, but it definitely feels like it used Ghost Protocol as a template whereas the others are just "I'm gonna do my own Mission Impossible".

That opera scene rules.

sponges posted:

I miss him

His death really bummed me out. We missed out on like 30+ years of amazing PSH performances.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

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Wheat Loaf posted:

I've only ever seen one Tom Cruise movie in the cinema and it was Knight and Day. There's a movie that starts off promisingly and which I remember being pretty fun for its first half with Tom Cruise playing a seemingly cracked secret agent, but then in the second half it burns out and becomes a generic spy movie.

Yeah, the first Jack Reacher is a much better Tom Cruise action hero piss-take than Knight and Day, but it's still kind of watchable.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

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Fart City posted:

Helped out immensely by being directed by Anton Fuqua. Even when he does trash like Olympus Has Fallen, it’s “throw your hands up laughing” trash. David Ayer could learn a lot from his former Training Day collaborater in that regard.

I'd argue that Sabotage is absolutely that kind of enjoyable trash.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

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Yeah, it grew on me when I watched it recently, but there's a lot to slog through to get to some of those great scenes.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

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Combatace posted:

Does anybody have any suggestions for the better DTV movies that came out in 2016/17? I'm a big fan of technically accurate and fluid gun play. In my mind I'm thinking of something similar to Universal Soldier: Regeneration or The Hit List.

Didn't have much gunplay, but Savage Dog was fun and pulpy and had Scott Adkins, Marko Zaror and Cung Le.

Security was a "Assault on Precinct 13 in a mall" that's saved by some solid acting. Acts of Vengeance is another good DTV Antonio Banderas movie, but not much gunplay.

I heard good things about 24 Hours to Live but I haven't seen it.

12 Rounds 3: Lockdown is a Die Hard riff that isn't great but gets by on Dean Ambrose's goofy charm.

The Marine 3 and The Marine 5 are good and worth a watch.

The closest thing here to a Hit List/Universal Soldier: Regeneration vibe is probably Acts of Vengeance.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

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Combatace posted:

I should also probably mention that I think Cinemax’s Strike Back and Banshee have some of the most fun and engaging action beats around.

Speaking of, have you seen the new series of Strike Back? It feels like it's trying way too hard to capture the Stapleton/Winchester chemistry, with one of the leads being a total Stapleton ripoff.

It's still watchable in a video game cutscene/"this is cool on a cable TV budget" kinda way.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

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The Hannibal books and movies and show are all about combining a "realistic" crime procedural with classy operatics and trashy pulp. It's Grand Guignol.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

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It's really funny to me that the only Die Hard movie that was specifically written to be a Die Hard movie is the one without any redeeming aspects.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

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As much as I'm a huge fan of the entire Fast & Furious franchise, I'm weirdly down on the idea of a 9th film. I'm into the idea of the Hobbs & Shaw spinoff, for sure, but rewatching Fate of the Furious made me realize how integral Paul Walker ended up being to the team. He was kind of a humbling presence.

I think Justin Lin is back for 9 though, so I'm sure the first trailer for it will suck me back in.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

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Brawl in Cell Block 99 is absolutely depressing, grinding and nihilistic, but I disagree that it hates the audience and its main character. Definitely skip it if you can't put up with over two hours of the movie adding more and more weight to Vince Vaughn until it crushes him.

Bone Tomahawk is the happy-go-lucky S. Craig Zahler movie.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

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The Raid 2 has a deleted scene that's a better action movie than most other films released.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

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I like Winter Soldier, but the best action scenes are the shortest ones. The elevator fight and the brief chase after Bucky shoots up Cap's apartment. The ship infiltration is pretty good too.

The big CGI helicarrier takedown stuff is lame as hell, with Bucky and Cap's fight like a low-rent version of the same fight from GoldenEye. There were some okay moments when Falcon fought Frank Grillo, I guess.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

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Snowman_McK posted:

Is that the gang war shootout? Because that is amazing. I've seen very few gunfights that aim to show such chaos. Maybe the finale of Johnnie To's Drug War.

It is, and it rules.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fs_Qhmiz40E

Snowman_McK posted:

I remember that scene being a really blatant 'we don't have Falcon doing anything' scene. Where they wrote this fight scene and showed about two punches of it, just to make sure everyone's busy in the finale, which is how all Marvel finales are obligated to work. Black Panther has one that really fucks up the text of the movie.

Yeah, it just kinda gives them something to do (and Fury and Black Widow once they're done with Redford) but I enjoyed it mostly on the merits of Grillo and Anthony Mackie together. They're cool guys.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

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Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

Killzone 2 (2016, Tony Jaa) has wire-fu and loving absolutely brutal hits and poo poo, wire work and chop-socky ain't the problem.

Watch Killzone 2 y'all

drat, that movie loving rules

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

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Wheat Loaf posted:

What are the best sword fights in a movie?

Revenge of the Sith

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

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When the gently caress does Triple Threat come out?

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

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Outlaw Vern's book Seagalogy does a really good job of breaking down the different eras of Seagal and going over his obvious pet themes. It actually lays out his evolution pretty well.

I just bought Vern's Yippee Ki-Yay-Moviegoer! which is less focused but still includes a ton of writing on action cinema.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

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Logan Marshall-Green is very much a low-rent Tom Hardy, but he's done a lot of solid work lately. Prometheus, The Invitation, the TV show Quarry.

I'll always remember him as Ryan's brother from The O.C. though.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

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LORD OF BOOTY posted:

didn't that end up being mostly a red herring since they figured it out after most of the people with fillings and earrings were already dead/taken over, or am I wrong on that?

Something like that. They kinda subvert/deflate the blood test scene by doing a fillings check and I think the majority of characters just didn't have fillings.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

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Wheat Loaf posted:

What's that other Affleck action movie from that era where his co-star is Charlize Theron?

Reindeer Games?

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

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He's very good in the Undisputed and Universal Soldiers movies that he did, I also thought he was solid in Savage Dog. He's definitely kinda boring when he isn't given much to work with but he never phones in his physical performance, which is the important part.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

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Yeah, that's a really good series. Like you said, it's not terribly in depth but they're good reads and mentioned some films I hadn't seen yet.

I think they're doing a romantic films version of the feature currently, too.

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LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

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Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

But he pales next to OutlawVern

If I judge things based on what is or isn't Outlaw Vern I'd only be able to enjoy one thing.

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