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Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

nope just me lain


watched man of tai chi. great fight scenes but the lead has zero charisma. keanu is awesome as the bad guy.

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Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

nope just me lain


PunkBoy posted:

Wait, what happened with Christopher Lambert?

he's connected to epstein

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

nope just me lain


does stallone not realize he's old

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

nope just me lain


And eyes wide shut happened because Kubrick found out about the Epstein cabal

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

nope just me lain


how is there a sequel to spl anyways considering how that film ended?

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

nope just me lain


Why y'all giving the bourgeois the benefit of the doubt

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

nope just me lain


the debt collector was pretty bad rear end im curious how they made a sequel without it undermining the first film tho

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

nope just me lain


im sorry you must give the raid 5 stars or you will be arrested

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

nope just me lain


also in the opening interview someone says "we live in a society" which caused me to lose my mind

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

nope just me lain


Taintrunner posted:

Gonna try to not spam too much but One Night in Bangkok is essentially Collateral in Thailand, lmao.

gently caress yeah!!!

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Edit 2: I gave it 2.5 stars. Was hoping for way more action and they totally chicken out on the climax when youíre expecting a big fight scene. You could skip it, but itís not a complete waste of time.

gently caress!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

nope just me lain


watched Eliminators and scott adkins certainly does do cool flip kicks but the underlying story is kind of dull. You need a lot more to get me to engage with family court bs. 2.5/5

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

nope just me lain


i saw the battle roar to victory and it was loving badass

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

nope just me lain


i finally got around to watching ip man 3(2015) and it's like wow why did you even bother making four when you had a final boss like that

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

nope just me lain


I tried watching it and didn't make it past twenty minutes (because the audio cut out and I couldn't be added to find a better version)

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

nope just me lain


the establishing shot of the crime ridden city with massive explosions going on was a pretty good gag tho

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

nope just me lain


bob odenkirk is john wick now??????????


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8j6P8QtAYw

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

nope just me lain


I tried watching revenger(2019) but dropped it after like 50 minutes. really weak rip off of the raid

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

nope just me lain


Taintrunner posted:

I'm watching Speed for the first time, and holy lmao why is there hints of the Metal Gear theme in the opening credits. I guess it was an influence or something.

Same composer dude

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

nope just me lain


Samurai cop tbf also features gratuitous sexual violence

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

nope just me lain


I thought it was the pan of water she put in the fridge immediately prior

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

nope just me lain


Basebf555 posted:

Nobody was really good. Odenkirk actually pulled it off.

too bad im deathly afraid of covid

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

nope just me lain


Basebf555 posted:

Me too, the movie is now out for rent, although it's the $20 "theater rental" price. I rarely spend that much for a rental but I was really looking forward to this one.

Where?

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

nope just me lain


Nobody is solidly okay. The best setpiece is the fight in the first act of the film. The biggest problem is I don't think it properly balanced the two tones it was going for.

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

nope just me lain


The problem is the gunplay didn't plagarize john wick enough

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

nope just me lain


A John woo style would have honestly been the best fit for the film

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

nope just me lain


It's not worth the twenty bucks it costs on amazon.

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

nope just me lain


they are absolutely going to fight to the death

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Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

nope just me lain


David D. Davidson posted:

I believe you mean Uncle Bob.

It's not ridiculous when it's a joke

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