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1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

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1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

just another day in the life of SEA PATROL

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
"WHY NO PROPER FULL DEBATE ON THE NEW DIVING & BOATING CONTROL LAW?"

"Taste the righteous hobnail boot of SEA PATROL, scoobydoo scum!"

Shin00bie
Sep 11, 2011

It was already shaping up to be a great weekend, and now scooby doos are getting thief poo poo ruined by SEA PATROL again. What a time to be alive.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Lol, the guy in the green shirt is one of the default models that come with Poser.

Plumps
Apr 21, 2010
Excellent

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

juggalo baby coffin posted:

ok between the fact the guys have their dicks out and the scuba guys are all gagged and in straitjackets this is definitely something the guy is turned on by

The dicks are covered they just have some version of a wetsuit dick toe shoe thing going on. Probably makes it easier to illegally recreation

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

juggalo baby coffin posted:

ok between the fact the guys have their dicks out and the scuba guys are all gagged and in straitjackets this is definitely something the guy is turned on by

Holy poo poo LMFAO, I'll see this forever now. SEA PATROL

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Dicks out for SEA PATROL

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
damned Scoobydoos are going around having sex with clams, loving degenerates

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
I'm the guy with the "JIMMY DIVES WHERE HE LIKES" shirt.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Foreverially SEA PATROLLED

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Sea Patrol heard about the death of the Great Barrier Reef, and had to suit up once again.

The scooby dos will never quit.

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:
sea patrol shows me that humans are capable of anything

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

watch out boys them gosh danged scooby doos are armed with hair dryers(?)

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007


This isn't up to quality I've come to expect from the Sea Patrol. Where are the ax handles?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
The paw patrol dog in the lower left corner is blazed as gently caress I don't think sea patrol is cool with on the job drug use

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

There seems to be a lifted truck underwater. Probably that person needs to be rescued.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Three-Phase posted:

I'm the guy with the "JIMMY DIVES WHERE HE LIKES" shirt.



rest in peace jimmy

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


how come all the sea patrol guys have such bright red lips

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

What's a stab-jacket? Is that part of the standard kit?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Putty posted:



rest in peace jimmy

Dang I knew SP were hardcore but you already tied a dude to a post under water, why you gotta tape his drat mouth shut too?

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Aesop Poprock posted:

Dang I knew SP were hardcore but you already tied a dude to a post under water, why you gotta tape his drat mouth shut too?

If you don't take down the Scooby Doo with extreme prejudice they'll just multiply

Jimmy will serve as an example

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
can sum1 post the old thread pls

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

juggalo baby coffin posted:

how come all the sea patrol guys have such bright red lips

Deep in your heart, you already know the answer to this

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Smythe posted:

can sum1 post the old thread pls

You need archives, though!

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3757384

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

thanks op

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Smythe posted:

thanks op

Please archive the images for posterity

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

juggalo baby coffin posted:

how come all the sea patrol guys have such bright red lips

you cant see it but under that tape is lips red as a snapper

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Please archive the images for posterity

please suck my balls lol

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



myDad posted:

SEA PATROL.

This, but unironically

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
Another SEA PATROL thread?

Well drat, I guess god does exist.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Smythe posted:

please suck my balls lol

recreational diver spotted

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Mods scooby doo

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

The Sea Patrol thread was one of my favorites, I still have this thing that I made for it:





:effort:

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
Whatever became of that one goon's attempt at making a SEA PATROL game? If I remember correctly it involved using SEA PATROL's oversized vacuum-cleaner undersea policing vehicle to suck up scooby-doos/ducks in the name of ocean law.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm in the midwest so it's more of a GREATLAKES PATROL for me personally, but I take it very seriously and its something I undertake each day.

edit: Specifically the monitoring of the Manitowoc to Ludington ferry line of the SS Badger. Servicing my home port so dutifully.

Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 00:33 on Jul 23, 2017

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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

ChickenHeart posted:

Whatever became of that one goon's attempt at making a SEA PATROL game? If I remember correctly it involved using SEA PATROL's oversized vacuum-cleaner undersea policing vehicle to suck up scooby-doos/ducks in the name of ocean law.

IIRC Obsurveyor was the goon and he made a small demo with stuff. He didn't continue once the thread was done cause the SEA PATROL brand probably didn't get investors lining up to pay for the triple A title.

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