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juggalo baby coffin: Dec 2, 2007; How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?

i hate these loving scoobie doos and their god drat penis wetsuits

# ¿ Jul 22, 2017 06:02

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 09:54

juggalo baby coffin: Dec 2, 2007; How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?

ok between the fact the guys have their dicks out and the scuba guys are all gagged and in straitjackets this is definitely something the guy is turned on by

# ¿ Jul 22, 2017 06:03

juggalo baby coffin: Dec 2, 2007; How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?

how come all the sea patrol guys have such bright red lips

# ¿ Jul 22, 2017 22:23

juggalo baby coffin: Dec 2, 2007; How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?

sea patrol really reminds me more of xcom apocalypse than terror from the deep, hear me out here:

# ¿ Jul 23, 2017 20:58

juggalo baby coffin: Dec 2, 2007; How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?

also for some context about this guy, in england the only people i've met who do recreational diving are old retired white guys. nobody else has the money for the equipment and poo poo, all the young people who dive are professionals. and most other young people looking for a water based hobby will do like surfing or something.

so this guy, being an old retired white guy, probably ran into a bureaucrat at his local dive club who threw him out for his deluxe cock-sock scuba suit

# ¿ Jul 23, 2017 21:23

juggalo baby coffin: Dec 2, 2007; How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?

Aesop Poprock posted:

Since when does England have waves you can surf or places worth diving

theres lots of deep lakes and poo poo and cliffs and caves around the coast i think. idk though, i think the lack of exciting tropical sea animals and poo poo is why not many young people do it as a hobby. its mostly old spergs who want to go down super deep and do maths to stop themselves dying

# ¿ Jul 23, 2017 21:57

juggalo baby coffin: Dec 2, 2007; How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?

Lol is that rogue trooper fanart?

# ¿ Jul 24, 2017 00:43

juggalo baby coffin: Dec 2, 2007; How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?

i think the initial trigger was probably he went diving and looted some shellfish or scrap and then got told off by some guy at the scuba club

the whole 'thats someones livelihood' refrain comes up a lot in these comics

then he probably started popping wood when he drew some scooby doos tied up and the rest is history

# ¿ Jul 24, 2017 19:22

juggalo baby coffin: Dec 2, 2007; How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?

scuba diving is cool till you find out you can only go down like 10 feet every 3 hours or oyu die

# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 06:35

juggalo baby coffin: Dec 2, 2007; How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?

i read a really long article about some diver guy who was gonna go into the worlds deepest hole with his bro to find a kid who died in it, but he died at the bottom, then his bro was like 'i swear to you, my dead bros wife, i will go down and get him' but then he also died

basically it would have saved us all some time if theyd just been beaten to death with pickaxe handles

# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 07:37

juggalo baby coffin: Dec 2, 2007; How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Holy poo poo, I remember this, it was actually a really fuckin good one. Didn't the one guy get confused in the murk, like accidentally disturbed something and lost viability and went DOWN thinking it was towards the surface?

Yeah and then the other guy had his gas mix get all hosed up and got narcosis and got so confused he died

# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 07:46

juggalo baby coffin: Dec 2, 2007; How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?

The Baumann posted:

Isn't that story where the guy they went down to find ended up floating back up after this? I may be mixing up my terrifying under water death pit stories.

yeah thats the one. his corpse floated up cause it had been turned into wax by the lack of oxygen or something

# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 19:59

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 09:54

juggalo baby coffin: Dec 2, 2007; How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?

anthony is the dirty harry of the sea patrol

which based on how the regular sea patrol behaves means he probably shoots anyone who looks at the ocean

# ¿ Aug 2, 2017 05:24

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