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Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

The Pit Awaits




flips
redneck nazgul, The Seeker, Town Oracle/Self-Watcher was executed day one!
tpink, The Blessed of the Fisher King, Town Doctor, died night one!
Jonathan Fisk, The Beast, Independant Arsonist was executed day two!
Hal Incandenza, The Hunter, Independent Mason-Maker has fulfilled their win condition and exited the game on day two!
Asiina, The Phantom, Town Empowerer, died night two!

  1. Asiina
  2. bowmore
  3. CirclMastr
  4. drowned in pussy juice
  5. Ernie.
  6. Hal Incandenza
  7. Jedit
  8. Jonathan Fisk
  9. PMush Perfect
  10. redneck nazgul
  11. Tired Moritz
  12. tpink
  13. Yorkshire Tea



Well I stepped into an avalanche,
it covered up my soul;
when I am not this hunchback that you see,
I sleep beneath the golden hill.







"I... am... a... COOK!"

Not a very good one, apparently. Geoffrey Zakarian and the rest of the hosts whooped and hollered with shock and amazement. A cook? How embarrassing for everyone! Not as embarrassing as being one of the dumb bastards who shelled out for this one of a kind pay-per-view special event, but this was going to be 'redo the kitchen' money so the hosts had to pump the gas a little.

The hosts stepped to the side to grab a quick smoke break while the send-off footage that had been prepared for the chef played out. As the lights went out, the little cluster of embers bobbed in the darkness. When they came back on, all hell broke loose.



Welcome to cookycons mafia! It's a normal spooky game about the food network show that i watched four episodes of while on vacation.

this is a game for thirteen players. it is a non-standard maybe weird game. this is me telling you that if you sign up you can't be mad afterwards if the game 'wasn't balanced' or 'was the worst mafia experience of your life.' don't even try it punk! that said i have made a lot of mafia games so it's probably fine, sign up anyway don't worry about it!


rules
1. no krells. sorry krell.
2. be cool. it's okay if you egg someone on to make them lose their cool like a dingus but don't make it personal, no slurs etc.
3. post goddamnit. i'll probably do the 'free execution' thing if you don't.
4. don't edit your posts. ninja edits are fine because i can't stop you. it's an instant modkill otherwise.
5. don't talk after you are dead at all please. i'll penalize yer team if it's a problem.
6. don't post after the hammer.
7. chase flavor at your own risk.
8. no replacements after d2.
9. don't directly quote any communication from me, including your role pm. if you have oot communication with another player that rule still applies.
10. don't fake day actions.

Somberbrero fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Aug 4, 2017

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Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)


pls let me join i love the cooking channel i have so many opinions

PMush Perfect
Sep 30, 2009


pls let me join i am ambivalent towards the cooking channel i have no opinions

Hal Insandenza
Feb 12, 2004



I am bursting with opinions but I still want to play

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010


POSTING
Champion
of
Something Awful


Finna cook on you cons

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back


Grimey Drawer

k

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

The Pit Awaits


Tired Moritz posted:

pls let me join i love the cooking channel i have so many opinions

of course but i think you should know i have watched VERY little cooking channel.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014



I'm signing up, and in accordance with the rules I'm complaining that this game is poo poo and unbalanced and the worst experience of my life beforehand.

tpink
Feb 18, 2013



Melman

In!

Natural 20
Sep 17, 2007

So long, Ex-Ma Fergie!


Sure. One more game before I start work again.

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010



Sure I'll give mafia another shot if people will have me.

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

The Pit Awaits


CirclMastr posted:

Sure I'll give mafia another shot if people will have me.

any and all are welcome, as long as they are not named Harold Krell and post in the game of mafia i have made for you today.

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless


I make some mean eggs, these eggs will straight up tell you to your face that you're fat, what I mean to say is I'm in

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

by Cyrano4747


Toilet Rascal

what if this game has...too many cooks

It takes a lot to make a stew

tpink
Feb 18, 2013



Melman

SA mafia dead. So what.

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

The Pit Awaits


tpink posted:

SA mafia dead. So what.


i blame pera and her anime sexhaver game.

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



I'm in

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



redneck nazgul posted:

what if this game has...too many cooks

It takes a lot to make a stew


Just to be clear, none of my posts are going to be of higher quality than this one!

PMush Perfect
Sep 30, 2009


ERNIEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Edit Sorry, ERNIEEEEEEEEE.!!!!!!

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014



Just one to go then?

PMush Perfect
Sep 30, 2009


I'll play two roles!

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

masterchef is bad

tpink
Feb 18, 2013



Melman


bowmore
Oct 6, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

wuh oh

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010


POSTING
Champion
of
Something Awful


hi ernie

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010


POSTING
Champion
of
Something Awful


hi bowmore

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014



This is where Bowmore says "that wasn't a sign up" and Somber gets arrested for murder.

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

The Pit Awaits


everyone should have a role, let me know if you do not or if i hosed something up. it's half past three so i'm just going to turn the lights on in here and let you all have at for right now. i'll post some intro flavor in the morning.

Votecount for Day 1



Not Voting (13): Asiina, bowmore, CirclMastr, drowned in pussy juice, Ernie., Hal Incandenza, Jedit, Jonathan Fisk, PMush Perfect, redneck nazgul, Tired Moritz, tpink, Yorkshire Tea

With 13 alive, it's 7 votes to execute. The current deadline is July 28th, 2017 at 8 p.m. EDT -- that's in about 1 day, 15 hours.


it's a short deadline sorry

edit: oh right sample flip. everyone has a title, some are weird, some are short, some are longer. for example

Tao Jones, The Once and Future King, Town Vanilla, was killed night zero!

or

Soru, The Ascendant, Mafia Vanilla was killed night zero!

Somberbrero fucked around with this message at 09:04 on Jul 27, 2017

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

by Cyrano4747


Toilet Rascal

Confirming as a miller.

PMush Perfect
Sep 30, 2009


I am a shitposting machine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrtl41oZxOA

##vote Ernie.

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



redneck nazgul posted:

Confirming as a miller.

Friends, what's more likely. That a man whose name is almost an anagram of Ra's al Ghul is a Miller or that he has an evil heart and we're being taken for a comic book evil villain ride?

##vote redneck

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



I've endeavored to the depths of a local library and found more incriminating evidence. Apparently his name could also mean he's a bad guy in a different series of books, but I'm sticking with my original joke.

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)


IM READY


also its deen*

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

Jedit posted:

This is where Bowmore says "that wasn't a sign up" and Somber gets arrested for murder.
too late now


hi taste

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

Ernie. posted:

I've endeavored to the depths of a local library and found more incriminating evidence. Apparently his name could also mean he's a bad guy in a different series of books, but I'm sticking with my original joke.
trying too hard already I see

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

PMush Perfect posted:

I am a shitposting machine
*only posts once*

did the machine break down?

PMush Perfect
Sep 30, 2009


bowmore posted:

*only posts once*

did the machine break down?
Just call me MODOK

Mcute

Ogirl

Designed

Only for

Kshitposting

Also it's like 3:30 AM why am I still awake?

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

PMush Perfect posted:

Just call me MODOK

Mcute

Ogirl

Designed

Only for

Kshitposting

Also it's like 3:30 AM why am I still awake?
sleep tight MODOK

PMush Perfect
Sep 30, 2009


No

Okay maybe but, like, later.

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bowmore
Oct 6, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

I recently started training with the Quidditch people so I can play eventually

been a good time

also my 3 favorite food shows are Cutthroat Kitchen, gently caress that's Delicious and No Reservations

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