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Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

This sounds like me playing karaoke revolution

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im cute
Sep 21, 2009

Professor Funk posted:

it's pretty impressive to me that people still chant as loudly as they do for Finn after he's done approximately nothing the past 4 months

He's just that handsome

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

little known fact, bray and the drifter are actually friends because the drifter once hitched a ride on bray's ghost tractor from the house of horrors

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

I wish Sandow was still here so they could announce Elias was his long lost brother

bartok
May 10, 2006



Bill Goldberg posted:

they should really hold off on sending balor out until the drifter is done with his song, it's very awkward and it keeps happening

I hope somebody got fired over that blunder

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Here comes the jerk who ruined The Drifter's guitar with his head and his blood and whatnot. smh at that fink

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

missed opportunity for finn's shoulder tape to be in the shape of his demon facepaint

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
DC's hot tonight. I like it.

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

VJeff posted:

DC's hot tonight. I like it.

They all have brain tumors pressing against the yelling and chanting cortex.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

VJeff posted:

DC's hot tonight. I like it.

i went to the WM30 go home Raw in DC and it was loving amazing, generally pretty great crowds there

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

welp i just saw a top rope piledriver

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

I love that Corey will forever hate the Drifter.

I was listening to Karl Stern's July marathon the other day and he played an old Bobby Heenan promo from back in the AWA days. He's been blindsided by Hogan during the match and he said that he would make it his life's work to destroy Hulk Hogan.

I love that he retained that character motivation for THE REST OF HIS CAREER ACROSS MULTIPLE WRESTLING COMPANIES :allears:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

dromal phrenia posted:

welp i just saw a top rope piledriver

The G1 rules every year but this year especially it has been incredible.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

dromal phrenia posted:

little known fact, bray and the drifter are actually friends because the drifter once hitched a ride on bray's ghost tractor from the house of horrors

he played the best acoustic version of "dragula" ever.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Elias with a page out of the Jeff Jarrett book.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
im glad my friend the drifter is exposing finn balor as the overrated nothing that he is

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Mulaney Power Move posted:

he played the best acoustic version of "dragula" ever.

*off key and folkishly* "DEAD I AM THE ONE"

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
this jabroni was the first fruit roll up champion

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
It's really convenient that when the 38th Fast and Furious movie comes out, they can rebrand Samson as a roaming illegal street racer called 'The Drifter' and the Rock can show up to put him over

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Jerusalem posted:

The G1 rules every year but this year especially it has been incredible.

yeah night one has been great and that match especially was amazing

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Professor Funk posted:

i went to the WM30 go home Raw in DC and it was loving amazing, generally pretty great crowds there

Battleground 2016 was there too. Awesome crowd for an awesome show.

This whole thing where Cole rambles about some fanfiction bullshit while the Drifter wrestles really fucks with his matches.

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


Professor Funk posted:

i went to the WM30 go home Raw in DC and it was loving amazing, generally pretty great crowds there

Battleground last year was one of the best experiences of my life

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



elias "deepest lore" sampson

bartok
May 10, 2006



"all the tools" is the kiss of death

eljackass
May 19, 2004

Caution is a word that I can't understand
Maybe when i'm sparring I should put that tape on my weak side, to make it a target

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

haha man if the drifter just wins clean

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!

eljackass posted:

Maybe when i'm sparring I should put that tape on my weak side, to make it a target

Why don't they just make the whole plane out of kinesio tape??

bartok
May 10, 2006



so that kinesio tape is bullshit right?

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

man you don't see shoulder breakers a lot


what is sampsons finisher? some kind of neckbreaker?

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
I hope Finn and the drifter re a tag team after 3 more of these amazing matches

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

dromal phrenia posted:

man you don't see shoulder breakers a lot


what is sampsons finisher? some kind of neckbreaker?

Swinging Neckbreaker, yeah.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

google searching toru yano was a great idea btw

bartok
May 10, 2006



VJeff posted:

Swinging Neckbreaker, yeah.

no really what's his finisher?

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

dromal phrenia posted:

google searching toru yano was a great idea btw



lol

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



bartok posted:

so that kinesio tape is bullshit right?

it looks cool which means it works

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails

bartok posted:

no really what's his finisher?

Cutthroat Burning Hammer from the top rope to the outside of the ring

JamMasterJim
Mar 27, 2010

bartok posted:

no really what's his finisher?

Not Saxtonation, and isn't that what really matters?

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

hmmm so are we still expecting a -DEH-

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

right on cue!

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TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
Finn: Elias i think i may be in trouble for getting injured every single week please dont sing dragula
Elias: dead i am the one
Finn, sobbing: please please i got a phone call from Vince
Bray Wyatt via titantron: conquering the worm

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