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coronaball
Feb 6, 2005

You're finished, pork-o-nazi!
Welcome to the 7th season of the wildly popular Goon Money League!

Last year's thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3782301

Last year's Champ: Forte Brown Johnsons ( SA username Silly Burrito)

Previous Champs: 2015 Gyshall 2014 Gyshall 2013 Silly Burrito 2012 ffoecaf 2011 SKEET SKEET

The buyin will be $25 this year. Google Wallet or paypal is eric.ruth@gmail.com

Payout: 60% 1st, 20% 2nd, 20% best regular season record.

Settings: Standard Yahoo with 0.5 PPR

Apparently Yahoo auto-renews all the teams from last year. Dubious autodrafted and made 5 transactions all season, so she is out. If you're not interested in playing this year, let me know. . If you want to be placed on a waitlist, post in the thread and you'll be selected on a first come, first serve basis.

I have set the auction draft to Thursday August 24th at 6:00 PM PDT. This is obviously subject to change, but I just wanted to reserve a good draft time for the moment as they tend to fill up.

Let me know if you have any questions or concerns!

deadline for returning players to claim their spot: August 10th

payment deadline: August 20th

coronaball fucked around with this message at 20:16 on Aug 5, 2017

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coronaball
Feb 6, 2005

You're finished, pork-o-nazi!
Team name SA Name Paid?

Rum Ham 7.0 coronaball yes
Zug Zug heyniceperro yes
Forte Brown Johnson Silly Burrito yes
My Rawls Zach Ertz jotachase yes
timp timps pimps and gimps yes
Yuzenn ISSA KNIFE Yes
CompeAnansi God Hates Jags Yes
warcrimes For Goondor! No
cheese 420 suspended errday yes
ifuckedjesus West Knile Virus Yes
Dubious Denver's Fax Machine yes
jabro Mckinnon a Murderer Yes

Waitlist:

1. ifuckedjesus
2. I.G.Y.
3. jabro
4. Inspector 34
5. Ninja Bob
6. Arkane
7. Cash Monet

coronaball fucked around with this message at 07:12 on Aug 19, 2017

heyniceperro
Mar 22, 2007

You're the one for me, fatty.
I'm back as Zug Zug!

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

The two time champ is back, baby. Let's go for three!

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
Sent my money, I'm in for another year

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy
leggo

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
im back to be loving terrible

ifuckedjesus
Sep 5, 2002
filez filez filez filez filez filez filez filez filez
I'll join your league if you need another player

coronaball
Feb 6, 2005

You're finished, pork-o-nazi!

Dubious posted:

im back to be loving terrible

I guess you didn't read the OP. :)

If you promise not to autodraft and actually set your lineup and stuff, then we can have you back. I don't mean to be a dick, but an autodrafter in an auction draft really screws things up.

Yuzenn
Mar 31, 2011

Be weary when you see oppression disguised as progression

The Spirit told me to use discernment and a Smith n Wesson at my discretion

Practice heavy self reflection, avoid self deception
If you lost, get re-direction
I'm back, team name is ISSA KNIFE

Will pay on Friday

CompeAnansi
Feb 1, 2011

I respectfully decline
the invitation to join
your hallucination
I'm back. Haven't decided on a new team name yet, last year's name was God Hate's Jags.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
I'm back. I promise to do really well all year then fade in the playoffs like the Chiefs

I.G.Y.
May 5, 2006
Please waitlist me. Thank you!

coronaball
Feb 6, 2005

You're finished, pork-o-nazi!

warcrimes posted:

I'm back. I promise to do really well all year then fade in the playoffs like the Chiefs

What is your team name?

Please post your team name if you're rejoining. And try not to change it until after the draft so I can keep poo poo straight. I am a habitual name changer myself, so I know the struggle.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

Sent payment, ready to go.

Now make your pick in the Fish Bowl.....

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


Can I be put on the wait list? I have a new schedule so will be able to make the draft.

coronaball
Feb 6, 2005

You're finished, pork-o-nazi!

Silly Burrito posted:


Now make your pick in the Fish Bowl.....

Who me? I'm not in that.

jabro posted:

Can I be put on the wait list? I have a new schedule so will be able to make the draft.


yep!

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

coronaball posted:

Who me? I'm not in that.

I saw Rum Ham as a team name and thought that was you.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

coronaball posted:

What is your team name?

Please post your team name if you're rejoining. And try not to change it until after the draft so I can keep poo poo straight. I am a habitual name changer myself, so I know the struggle.

For Goondor!

coronaball
Feb 6, 2005

You're finished, pork-o-nazi!
I changed the draft to Tuesday, August 29th at 6 PM because I have to coach my kids soccer team on Mon-Weds. Hopefully that's not a problem for anyone, this far out.

Keep paying and rejoining!

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


coronaball posted:

I changed the draft to Tuesday, August 29th at 6 PM because I have to coach my kids soccer team on Mon-Weds. Hopefully that's not a problem for anyone, this far out.

Keep paying and rejoining!

And now can't make the draft. I work Sunday - Wednesday nights. Can the draft be Thursday?

coronaball
Feb 6, 2005

You're finished, pork-o-nazi!

jabro posted:

And now can't make the draft. I work Sunday - Wednesday nights. Can the draft be Thursday?

Well it was Weds 8/30 before, so you were screwed either way!

I can look at Thurs 8/24, but I need to check some things on my end.

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


coronaball posted:

Well it was Weds 8/30 before, so you were screwed either way!

I can look at Thurs 8/24, but I need to check some things on my end.

Then why did I think I could make the draft before? I'm dumb.

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL
I was in the You Goons Ruin Fantasy league last year, is this different from that?

Can I be in the wait list if so?

Team name last year was Illegal Touching

cheese
Jan 7, 2004

Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.
I'm back again, team name was 420 Suspended Erryday.

coronaball
Feb 6, 2005

You're finished, pork-o-nazi!
I messaged the 3 people who have yet to rejoin, and I changed the draft date to Thursday August 24th at 6 PM

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


coronaball posted:

I messaged the 3 people who have yet to rejoin, and I changed the draft date to Thursday August 24th at 6 PM

I wub you

coronaball
Feb 6, 2005

You're finished, pork-o-nazi!
We have 2 open spots. ifuckedjesus and I.G.Y. are first up on the waitlist. PMing now

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
Put me on the waitlist. That Thursday date might be a little difficult for me, but I might be able to make something work, I'd just have to be done by 8:30PM Central time :thumbsup:

coronaball
Feb 6, 2005

You're finished, pork-o-nazi!

89 posted:

Put me on the waitlist. That Thursday date might be a little difficult for me, but I might be able to make something work, I'd just have to be done by 8:30PM Central time :thumbsup:

Done with what you're doing or done with the draft? Because this draft starts at 8 PM Central and always takes a good 2.5 hours.

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps

coronaball posted:

Done with what you're doing or done with the draft? Because this draft starts at 8 PM Central and always takes a good 2.5 hours.

Ah poo poo. Basically, I always work Thursday nights bartending. I'll go into work at 8:30PM central. I might have to take myself off the list then :(

Ninja Bob
Nov 20, 2002




Bleak Gremlin
I would like to join the waitlist. The current draft time works for me.

ifuckedjesus
Sep 5, 2002
filez filez filez filez filez filez filez filez filez
I just replied to your PM if it's still open

coronaball
Feb 6, 2005

You're finished, pork-o-nazi!
ifuckedjesus it should have sent you an email

IGY, respond by this time tomorrow or I move on!

Only 2 weeks to draft day, no time to dally!

coronaball
Feb 6, 2005

You're finished, pork-o-nazi!
No response from IGY. jabro is up for the last spot. PM sent

Other waitlisters keep watching, because I'll shitcan anyone who doesn't pay by 8/20!

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


Replied. Looking forward to winning 80% of the pot.

cheese
Jan 7, 2004

Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.
Paid!

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

coronaball posted:

No response from IGY. jabro is up for the last spot. PM sent

Other waitlisters keep watching, because I'll shitcan anyone who doesn't pay by 8/20!

Coronaball suffers no fools.

coronaball
Feb 6, 2005

You're finished, pork-o-nazi!
Invite sent to jabro. We should be full once he joins.

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jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


Joined and money sent.

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