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Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

The coolest Fuhrer there ever was


Just fyi Jah just kicked Embid's rear end.

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009




Thanks man this owns

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

I'll be home around dinnertime EST and will get around to the requests then

euphronius posted:

Thanks man this owns

Np

Lockback
Sep 2, 2006

Also? Amplitude.


Metapod posted:

only stat that matters is wins baby

Disagree.

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Ohh man I just discovered that there's a "rumors" section in this mode and it has all sorts of HoopsHype style rumors about who's upset and wants to get traded, complete with fake trade offers (even though trading is disabled)

Gonna start posting some of those in between normal updates, also got home a little early so I can get some roster stats out soon

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

As usual, default sorted by points

Cavs




Kings
(Felicio wasn't getting enough minutes, I fixed it)




Raptors




Wolves


Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball.

Oh CBM I meant like their actual stats like their overalls and stuff

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Doltos posted:

Oh CBM I meant like their actual stats like their overalls and stuff

Ok I'll get that for you a bit later on

homphgomph
Nov 23, 2007

Fellow Scientist

Wish there was a way I could contribute, I wouldn't mind doing a CPU vs CPU match up of the "week" and post a highlights video or something. I'm loving this though, you're doing a fantastic job.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!

Gimme the goods on the Magic too whenever you get a chance

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit



Jazz stats please

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Doltos posted:

Oh CBM I meant like their actual stats like their overalls and stuff

You get everything for your top 5 performers because it's incredibly annoying to screenshot all of the totals in this game, I'm not gonna do that again hahah. People get per game from now on for my own sanity (I'm gonna be doing this like 50 times and probably getting requests every time.) At the end of the season I'll post everyone's stats as a one off, though. I'll enter the final numbers into a spreadsheet.

They made the ui so drat big. Sorry it's a bit dark, dunno what happened there




DeimosRising posted:

Gimme the goods on the Magic too whenever you get a chance

I regret to inform you that Gobert, despite playing 35 minutes a game and getting a billion rebounds, is averaging under 4 points a game.




straight up brolic posted:

Jazz stats please

Cool Buff Man fucked around with this message at Jul 28, 2017 around 20:29

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

And now for my favorite feature that I didn't know about, the rumor mill, which is especially amusing considering trades are disabled




loving proves all of accusations of racism against the Jazz, in my opinion. Do you have anything to say for yourself, Brolic?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009




I am also unsure of the future , Delly

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Impossible's just another Tuesday in Central City


I'd like to see the stats for the Hornets when you get a chance

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

I'll do one more round of stat posting after dinner and then I have to sim stuff so any other ones have to wait until the next week is done!

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!

Cool Buff Man posted:

You get everything for your top 5 performers because it's incredibly annoying to screenshot all of the totals in this game, I'm not gonna do that again hahah. People get per game from now on for my own sanity (I'm gonna be doing this like 50 times and probably getting requests every time.) At the end of the season I'll post everyone's stats as a one off, though. I'll enter the final numbers into a spreadsheet.

They made the ui so drat big. Sorry it's a bit dark, dunno what happened there




I regret to inform you that Gobert, despite playing 35 minutes a game and getting a billion rebounds, is averaging under 4 points a game.






Lol this sim is gonna be funny as heck. Chandler is a 20ppg guy, Gobert can't score, Embiid plays 34mpg, and Porzingis shoots .414 from 3. So much for being "based on advanced stats" haha

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball.

Cool Buff Man posted:

You get everything for your top 5 performers because it's incredibly annoying to screenshot all of the totals in this game, I'm not gonna do that again hahah. People get per game from now on for my own sanity (I'm gonna be doing this like 50 times and probably getting requests every time.) At the end of the season I'll post everyone's stats as a one off, though. I'll enter the final numbers into a spreadsheet.

No CBM I meant their actual stats! 3pt shot, dunk, speed, strength, overall!!

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Doltos posted:

No CBM I meant their actual stats! 3pt shot, dunk, speed, strength, overall!!

Those are ratings, not stats you goober

i'll get them after dinner

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

We just out here tipping more than $13


Cbm I just want you to tell my team I love them

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Metapod posted:

Cbm I just want you to tell my team I love them

I tell them every night.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!

Attributes even. Stats for ability scores geez what kind of nomenclature is that. Nonstandard I dare say!!

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova


My team is going to be shook about potentially facing the Celtics if we make the playoffs

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009




I don't think the computer knows it should be running 4-5 pnr on 80% of 76ers possessions

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

You're tense, I'm calm. You apply excessive force, I
*snap*
OHHHH HECKUMS


DeimosRising posted:

Lol this sim is gonna be funny as heck. Chandler is a 20ppg guy, Gobert can't score, Embiid plays 34mpg, and Porzingis shoots .414 from 3. So much for being "based on advanced stats" haha

It's five or six games, a lot of numbers will start evening out.

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

IcePhoenix posted:

It's five or six games, a lot of numbers will start evening out.

Yeah, plus it's more about the 2k sim engine than anything. If you have ever actually simmed out / played out a full season in a 2k game, these stats are amazingly realistic so far compared to what you usually get. Still weird stuff happening but on the whole a lot of it is plausible. I think the "advanced stats" based ratings are definitely an improvement, but obviously not perfect

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

We just out here tipping more than $13


Cool Buff Man posted:

I tell them every night.

Thank you

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006



Does anyone who attempts a 3 pointer always show up in the 3pt% leaderboard or will there eventually be a threshold for attempts they will have to cross? I haven't touched 2k since the 2nd Be A GM thread.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit



Is Mason Plumlee extremely bad in this game? Should I not play him?

ScooterMcTiny
Apr 7, 2004



Wanna be clear that I made some roster adjustments, went 2-1, KAT is a player of the week and all of you nerds can now bow down to the pacers which only got 4 (4?!?!) playoff votes in the GM thread.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!

I once had Kevin Durant, who i think has ~10 career triple doubles, average one all season. 2k is weird because it doesn't really try hard to emulate the past, the sim engine is clearly designed to create weird results that entertain people

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

straight up brolic posted:

Is Mason Plumlee extremely bad in this game? Should I not play him?

Hes rated in the low 70s in this, which is about average, so he's probably just having bad games. I'll check on his minutes and make sure he's not getting too few

tadashi posted:

Does anyone who attempts a 3 pointer always show up in the 3pt% leaderboard or will there eventually be a threshold for attempts they will have to cross? I haven't touched 2k since the 2nd Be A GM thread.

There's a threshold after a while

Cool Buff Man fucked around with this message at Jul 28, 2017 around 22:22

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009




Next time we do this we should just have the owners making dice rolls with a chance sheets

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit



Tbh Dirk still seems extremely good so you can just split Plumlees minutes between him and Adams

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

straight up brolic posted:

Tbh Dirk still seems extremely good so you can just split Plumlees minutes between him and Adams

You got it.

-


Hornets




I'm simming the next week within the next hour or so, so I'll get to stat/box score requests next time I update

Cool Buff Man fucked around with this message at Aug 1, 2017 around 16:14

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009




Embiid way too low

83??

Brogeoisie
Jan 12, 2005

Sometimes the best way to reach your destination is to not tell anyone where you're going. #teamscooterbuddies


would love Wizards stats when you get a chance as well, also Delly... nooo

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

euphronius posted:

Embiid way too low

83??

Yeah I think I'm gonna not reveal player ratings anymore cuz it'll just lead to stuff like this and I don't really want people optimizing their lineups around what an overall rating says. Also overall rating isn't that useful, it's ab out what they're good at, you can get a high overall by pumping speed and athleticism but still have poo poo scoring attributes and the player will be junk

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Brogeoisie posted:

would love Wizards stats when you get a chance as well, also Delly... nooo

Ok I'll get you as the last one before the next sim

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009




Embiids score should be Lebron-1 by definition.

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