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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

We just out here tipping more than $13


My team needs to go on a winning streak. I believe they will

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Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

Verhy old and rocky thoughts


Plaster Town Cop

Metapod posted:

My team needs to go on a winning streak. I believe they will

Please pray for my team Metapod

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009




Lost to the Bulls and the Heat. Tough to claim I'm a first level team after that.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

You're tense, I'm calm. You apply excessive force, I
*snap*
OHHHH HECKUMS


fultz is gonna be leading the league in scoring by the time kawhi gets back

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

We just out here tipping more than $13


Dejan Bimble posted:

Please pray for my team Metapod

I'll pray for you except when you play me gently caress you when that happens

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Dejan Bimble posted:

CBM can you just set my team to default since it doesn't appreciate my out of the box thinking

Hahah okay I'll set it back to the default

euphronius posted:

Lost to the Bulls and the Heat. Tough to claim I'm a first level team after that.

You have to trust your team. You have to let them make their mistakes and learn from them. They will rebound

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"


i bragged about my hot start and I was struck down for my hubris. I repent, I repent, please stop making me lose games, Fake Basketball God!

(also can I see my stats on Baynes/Bogut?)

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

Verhy old and rocky thoughts


Plaster Town Cop

Cool Buff Man posted:

Hahah okay I'll set it back to the default


You have to trust your team. You have to let them make their mistakes and learn from them. They will rebound

Thank you

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

DC Murderverse posted:

i bragged about my hot start and I was struck down for my hubris. I repent, I repent, please stop making me lose games, Fake Basketball God!

(also can I see my stats on Baynes/Bogut?)

Yeah I'll get them for you tomorrow before I sim


Anytime. If you want me to fire your entire coaching staff just let me know, I think they're tanking on purpose without realizing it's a one year sim

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009




I just want the sixers to make the playoffs to prove all those dumbheads wrong

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Impossible's just another Tuesday in Central City


CBM can I see the box of the 136-79 drubbing my Hornets handed to the Grizz?

Team remains at a good pace, this is very exciting

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

Verhy old and rocky thoughts


Plaster Town Cop

Cool Buff Man posted:

Yeah I'll get them for you tomorrow before I sim


Anytime. If you want me to fire your entire coaching staff just let me know, I think they're tanking on purpose without realizing it's a one year sim

Give them the boot and hire some exotic men

Brogeoisie
Jan 12, 2005

Sometimes the best way to reach your destination is to not tell anyone where you're going. #teamscooterbuddies


quote:

The Wizards have signed Kyle Singler to replace the late Sindarius Thornwell

pack up your bags motherfuckers, bout to storm this league

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball.


Embiid 2.4, Zingis 1.7.

homphgomph
Nov 23, 2007

Fellow Scientist

Yeowch rough week for the Pels...

This will certainly strengthen their resolve and make them better later in the season and eventual playoffs. That's what giving up 47 points in a quarter will do! Surely!

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.


CARMELO NOOOOO

but also oh look my team is good

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball.

Drunk Canuck posted:

CARMELO NOOOOO

but also oh look my team is good

Your team is probably decent by 2k rating standards. I'm guessing Melo's an 87ish, BK is an 79-84 range, Trevor Arizas probably a 79, same with Kanter. Your bench is probably all rated below 70 though.

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011



Please also default the Cavs. Let the coaches coach I say.

ButtWolf
Dec 30, 2004

Hey, you want a toothpick?


My team is gonna be like 35-28, in a real good spot and then Ricky is gonna go down for the rest of the year, I can feel it.

COOL BUFF MAN: would it be possible to see player stats for Nugs? I'd like to know if I should change some minutes around. Thank you.

tanglewood1420
Oct 28, 2010

The importance of this mission cannot be overemphasized


Can I get a stats update for the NBA leading 13-3 no. 1 power ranked future NBA champions Miami Heat please?

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit



Stats update for the mediocre Utah Jazz please

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball.

There's gotta be a solution to everyone asking for stat updates

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009




We could all go to CBMs house.?

Lockback
Sep 2, 2006

Also? Amplitude.


euphronius posted:

We could all go to CBMs house.?

If CBM can bring his computer to my house my mom will make pizza rolls.

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Bunch of assholes. I'll get all this poo poo done later tonight

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

You're tense, I'm calm. You apply excessive force, I
*snap*
OHHHH HECKUMS


Doltos posted:

There's gotta be a solution to everyone asking for stat updates

the solution is to stop asking for so many stat updates you dweebs

ButtWolf
Dec 30, 2004

Hey, you want a toothpick?


I just want one every 20 games or so. Nothing else. I cannot believe Dallas' record based on the first day of bidding. Good job Canuck!

ButtWolf fucked around with this message at Aug 3, 2017 around 21:41

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

I'm really busy tonight and won't be home for most of it so I grabbed the top 10 scorers per team. If you don't like it, kiss my grits

Grizzlies
(Baynes and Bogut stats. Looks like Bogut is physically incapable of scoring but is pulling down double digit rebounds with his time on the floor. Seems good. Baynes is putting up decent backup numbers for a 2k game)



Heat



Jazz



Nuggets




If I missed any, let me know and I'll get them before I sim/update tomorrow. Same goes for minutes, if you want to bump anybody's minutes before next week, post it here or PM me. Have a good night boys

ButtWolf
Dec 30, 2004

Hey, you want a toothpick?


Please take Roberson down to 25 and put em on Meeks. Thank you, I love you.

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

ButtWolf posted:

Please take Roberson down to 25 and put em on Meeks. Thank you, I love you.

No problem.

The minutes for the Knicks and the Cavs have been set back to their defaults and the Knicks have a new coaching staff.

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

why's my teamw inning during a tanking season do i have to hire byron scott

Shrimp or Shrimps
Feb 14, 2012


Jae Crowder traded 1 rebound for 5 points, not a bad deal imo.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit



Joe Ingles seems like he sucks in this game despite being very good in real life, so can you diffuse his minutes to Aminu Bradley and Aaron Gordon in a way that makes sense? Bless up

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch



WEEK SIX of the NBA SEASON! The first full month of the NBA season is over and very important awards have been... awarded (see next post)





Day 34




Day 35





Day 36





Day 37





Day 38





Day 39





Day 40




































Grizzlies
Nikola Mirotic - Strained Achilles - 2-4 weeks

Mavericks
Raul Neto - High Ankle Sprain - 6-8 weeks

----

Gave Joe Ingles's minutes to Aminu, Bradley, and Gordon

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Monthly Awards!

Players of the Month




Rookies of the Month




All-Star Voting





Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.


Holy poo poo Raul too?! My team is dying.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

We just out here tipping more than $13


Lol brook lopez all star 6th man

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

You're tense, I'm calm. You apply excessive force, I
*snap*
OHHHH HECKUMS


three straight two point losses lmao

Mountain Dew Code Bread
Mar 20, 2008



Soiled Meat

3rd seed in the West with nobody even close to being an all-star. nice

I'm slightly annoyed my team keeps losing to the Warriors but I guess I built the one roster that Andrew Wiggins can really thrive against.

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BWV
Feb 24, 2005



Nic Batum gets hurt and I'm suddenly giving up 140

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