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leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Gurpgork?


Oh hey my team is doin good!

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ButtWolf
Dec 30, 2004

Hey, you want a toothpick?


poo poo put Roberson back up to 32 taking from Meeks please. I will do no more lineup changes.

Vanilla Mint Ice
Jul 17, 2007

A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.


Is this the first time in the history of the association that the knicks have a week with a winning record?!

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova


My elite free thowers are carrying me to the top where I belong

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball.

Kings dumpstered the trash rear end Sixers and ran over the teenage Nets. I really wish they could take the next step up against good teams though.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"


this is garbage bullshit for assholes

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!

Default my minutes btw.

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Update's gonna be a day late, not going to be back until pretty late tonight and I'm just going to want to sleep. I have tomorrow off though so I'll post it during the day


Vanilla Mint Ice posted:

Is this the first time in the history of the association that the knicks have a week with a winning record?!

It is. I smell a turnaround

DeimosRising posted:

Default my minutes btw.

You got it

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!

Cool Buff Man posted:

Update's gonna be a day late, not going to be back until pretty late tonight and I'm just going to want to sleep. I have tomorrow off though so I'll post it during the day


It is. I smell a turnaround


You got it

I figure the game probably has a dramatically different opinion of my backups than I do because I'm sure it doesn't watch the d league so to speak

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.


Please let the Mavs have a good week, commish

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Why aren't my Nets tanking who's out there putting up positive minutes we have a euro to take at #1

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

EvanTH posted:

Why aren't my Nets tanking who's out there putting up positive minutes we have a euro to take at #1

You haven't given me a tank worthy lineup / minutes break down yet

Your team is basically giving most of the minutes to all of its best players

You control their destiny

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011


Can I see clippers stats? Please and godbless

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch



WEEK SEVEN of the NBA SEASON! Nobody got injured beyond a bump and bruise this week!





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No significant injuries this week!

Cool Buff Man fucked around with this message at Aug 8, 2017 around 01:27

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Paul Zuvella posted:

Can I see clippers stats? Please and godbless

Top ten clippers scorers


Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

We just out here tipping more than $13


MAH TEAM IS SLIPPING cbm may I see the stats and minutes breakdown of the okc thunder

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Metapod posted:

MAH TEAM IS SLIPPING cbm may I see the stats and minutes breakdown of the okc thunder

When I get around to it in a day or so, sure, I'm going to bed early tonight though so I can't do it right now

Cool Buff Man fucked around with this message at Aug 8, 2017 around 01:31

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

Verhy old and rocky thoughts


Plaster Town Cop

Look at young Terrance Ferguson blowing up
We're going to turn this thing around with ny knicks spirit

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Dejan Bimble posted:

Look at young Terrance Ferguson blowing up
We're going to turn this thing around with ny knicks spirit

I already simmed the next week since I'm pressed for time this week and you are going to be shocked at the results

Oh and I forgot that I took a bunch of pictures of some saucy rumors for all of you GMs






IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

You're tense, I'm calm. You apply excessive force, I
*snap*
OHHHH HECKUMS


Two wins!

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

I got back on the computer even though I shouldn't have so Metapod here are your minutes, if you want changes let me know and I'll get them in before my next sim session

Conley 32
Smith 28
Hill 28
Patterson 28
Lopez 30
Beasley 18
Nene 18
Zeller 18
Mitchell 14
Collison 10
Bogdanovic 10
Jones 6

and your top 10 scorers are


Brogeoisie
Jan 12, 2005

Sometimes the best way to reach your destination is to not tell anyone where you're going. #teamscooterbuddies


still can't believe you assholes voted the pistons over wizards in the voting version of this game. yeah I'm salty, my team is loving sick.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

You're tense, I'm calm. You apply excessive force, I
*snap*
OHHHH HECKUMS


Brogeoisie posted:

still can't believe you assholes voted the pistons over wizards in the voting version of this game. yeah I'm salty, my team is loving sick.

speaking of...can I see how exactly the wolves beat the pistons by 30 points on the back end of a b2b?

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

We just out here tipping more than $13


Cool Buff Man posted:

I got back on the computer even though I shouldn't have so Metapod here are your minutes, if you want changes let me know and I'll get them in before my next sim session

Please give Collisons minutes to casspi, Bogdan minutes to abrines, and take 5 Minutes From Nene and give them to Zeller

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball.

The Kings lost to the trash rear end Knicks, Mavericks, and Jazz...

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!

lol John Wall 47% from 3 on the season. I'm pretty sure this is LESS realistic than regular 2k

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Metapod posted:

Please give Collisons minutes to casspi, Bogdan minutes to abrines, and take 5 Minutes From Nene and give them to Zeller

You got it, I'll do that and do the other requests before I do the next sim

DeimosRising posted:

lol John Wall 47% from 3 on the season. I'm pretty sure this is LESS realistic than regular 2k

It's goofy but usually there are way weirder things that happen. There are going to be a few freak seasons no matter what because of the Flawless Simulation Engine of NBA 2k13

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"


what the gently caress happened, why is Jeff Teague no longer in the top assists per game list?

Also, I'm glad that my team had a good week, and I hope it continues into the future.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!

Cool Buff Man posted:

You got it, I'll do that and do the other requests before I do the next sim


It's goofy but usually there are way weirder things that happen. There are going to be a few freak seasons no matter what because of the Flawless Simulation Engine of NBA 2k13

I'm not complaining I really do think that's funny

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball.

I didn't load anyone else's team but I ran a sim of my roster in 2k16 and the Kings went 17-65 welp

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006



Why aren't the Pelicans better?

Also, hat tip (so far) to all of us who voted for the underdog Blazers in the playoff poll.

Lastly, do you mind showing what De'Aaron Fox is up to?

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Cool Buff Man posted:

You haven't given me a tank worthy lineup / minutes break down yet

Your team is basically giving most of the minutes to all of its best players

You control their destiny

I want everyone to get a chance to play their way onto the team but I don't want to put anyone out there for more than 34 minutes or whatever is the max to prevent injuries how do I set that

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

EvanTH posted:

I want everyone to get a chance to play their way onto the team but I don't want to put anyone out there for more than 34 minutes or whatever is the max to prevent injuries how do I set that

I'll handle it for you before the next sim/update (tomorrow)

I'll get the requests for stats then too

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Catching up to god quicker

Kudos to Cole Aldrich for filling Russ with all this fire. Clearly the best teammate in the league. NOW they'll learn to stop laughing at my GMing
secondary kudos to Russ, he's doing pretty good.

alansmithee
Jan 25, 2007

A villain in your land, in his land a ruler


Grimey Drawer

Brogeoisie posted:

still can't believe you assholes voted the pistons over wizards in the voting version of this game. yeah I'm salty, my team is loving sick.

it's a fluke, get over yourself (also Draymond went out, I'll easily admit you have the better team if you take away Dray).

Brogeoisie
Jan 12, 2005

Sometimes the best way to reach your destination is to not tell anyone where you're going. #teamscooterbuddies


alansmithee posted:

it's a fluke, get over yourself (also Draymond went out, I'll easily admit you have the better team if you take away Dray).

yeah but I have kyle singler on my team

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Update is gonna be tomorrow, nerds

Lockback
Sep 2, 2006

Also? Amplitude.


Cool Buff Man posted:

Update is gonna be tomorrow, nerds

Commissioner of a 2013 Video Game Fantasy League: Heh, nerds.

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Lockback posted:

Commissioner of a 2013 Video Game Fantasy League: Heh, nerds.

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Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch



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