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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Mah adjustments were right

!!!!!!!!

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Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

Best team in basketball right now 😤

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


no rush but when you get a chance can i see my stats (raptors)? Also, is Batum back in the lineup/back from injury?
CBM you are the best so really post it whenever. I know my team is winning hearts and minds so it's all gravy

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
Kings took down the Rockets in OT, please put me #1 on the power rankings

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

apparently 90% of my games depend on whether or not my team wins the 4th quarter

man, loving

stop losing you assholes

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch
I would like it known that Dejan's Knicks won 3 games this week bitch!!!!!

BWV posted:

no rush but when you get a chance can i see my stats (raptors)? Also, is Batum back in the lineup/back from injury?
CBM you are the best so really post it whenever. I know my team is winning hearts and minds so it's all gravy

Yeah i'll get you when i do the rest of the requests that I wrote down (tomorrow cuz I made up a lie to avoid walking around the tourist town during the day)

Batum is indeed back

Cool Buff Man fucked around with this message at 01:46 on Aug 11, 2017

tanglewood1420
Oct 28, 2010

The importance of this mission cannot be overemphasized
Conference standings:

EAST

Hornets 22-6
Heat 20-7
Bulls 18-8
Celtics 18-8
Wizards 15-10
Raptors 15-11
76ers 15-12
Pistons 14-15
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Pacers 12-16
Bucks 10-15
Nets 10-15
Magic 10-18
Cavaliers 8-17
Hawks 8-19
Knicks 7-20

WEST

Rockets 19-9
Trailblazers 18-11
Suns 16-11
Spurs 14-12
Lakers 16-14
Clippers 14-13
Mavericks 13-13
Timberwolves 13-13
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Kings 13-14
Thunder 13-14
Jazz 13-14
Nuggets 13-14
Pelicans 11-17
Warriors 8-20
Grizzlies 9-19

Playoff spots in the West shaping up to be a real dogfight.

Mountain Dew Code Bread
Mar 20, 2008

Boy, the Knicks went on a real tear this week, huh.

I'm noticingover the past couple weeks of the game that when my Suns win it's typically decided in the 2nd quarter, which I take to mean my bench is apparently pretty good.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

tanglewood1420 posted:

Conference standings:

EAST

Hornets 22-6
Heat 20-7
Bulls 18-8
Celtics 18-8
Wizards 15-10
Raptors 15-11
76ers 15-12
Pistons 14-15
--------------
Pacers 12-16
Bucks 10-15
Nets 10-15
Magic 10-18
Cavaliers 8-17
Hawks 8-19
Knicks 7-20

WEST

Rockets 19-9
Trailblazers 18-11
Suns 16-11
Spurs 14-12
Lakers 16-14
Clippers 14-13
Mavericks 13-13
Timberwolves 13-13
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Kings 13-14
Thunder 13-14
Jazz 13-14
Nuggets 13-14
Pelicans 11-17
Warriors 8-20
Grizzlies 9-19

Playoff spots in the West shaping up to be a real dogfight.

hey gently caress you put my team where it belongs we are not last place in the conference

we are second last

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch
Thank you for the conf. standings, I should probably include one of those in the monthly recaps

DC Murderverse posted:

hey gently caress you put my team where it belongs we are not last place in the conference

we are second last

I feel very bad about your injury luck :[

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Cool Buff Man posted:

I feel very bad about your injury luck :[

honestly this team is built for 2020 not 2017 so injury just means a better draft pick

you know, because this is clearly going to continue for the next 3 years

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
my two sons amir and salah are making their papa proud

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
I knew the Knicks were a great team
The computer just didn't understand how to play them in the real world

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch
Sorry it's a little late, requests from the last few days

Raptors top 10 scorers





Someone requested a De'Aaron Fox update:

He's not doing too well, averaging 4 pts 2 assists, Pat Bev and Raymond Felton are both playing much better than he is (and Buddy Hield is averaging 21 pts a game) even though Felton and Fox have comparable minutes. Rookie woes


Timberwolves box score for beating the Pistons on the rear end end of a back to back




---

Regularly scheduled update will be tomorrow

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Cool Buff Man posted:

Timberwolves box score for beating the Pistons on the rear end end of a back to back




---

Regularly scheduled update will be tomorrow

This is beautiful

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch


WEEK NINE so fine of the NBA season! It's nearly Christmas! Some very bad news for the Knicks. Well, kind of. I apologize in advance.





Day 55





Day 56




Day 57






Day 58





Day 59




Day 60






Day 61
Christmas Eve!





























Magic
Rudy Gobert - Separated Shoulder - 2-4 weeks

Knicks
Dragan Bender - Torn MCL - Season. Far and away the best rated FA power forward was Jared Sullinger, so he's Dragan's replacement. Keep him away from food and he'll do well for you.

Warriors
Boris Diaw - Strained Oblique - 1-2 weeks

Suns
Kyle O'Quinn - Broken Jaw - 4-6 weeks

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch
Honestly have no idea why my team is winning so much, my team rating hovers between 77 and 78 and there are a lot of you with 84s and 85s. I expect to drop off at any moment

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

CBM when does Kawhi come back?

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
The Suns, the undisputed worst team in the league, are 6 games above .500 in the west

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

IcePhoenix posted:

CBM when does Kawhi come back?

Week 4 was his 6-8 week injury, so another couple weeks and he'll be back

Doltos posted:

The Suns, the undisputed worst team in the league, are 6 games above .500 in the west

Sounds like what's gonna happen this year in the real NBA, baby

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

i dunno why my team beat the Celtics twice this week but I'll take it.

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Rootbeer finally has a good week.

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch
Update will be tomorrow afternoon

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"
FEAR THE DEER

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

No I want my 8th seed NOW

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Cool Buff Man posted:

Update will be tomorrow afternoon

:thunk:

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Grandma literally died, worst excuse ever but it's real and I'm arranging a bunch of related stuff so sim's on the back burner for another day or so

The B_36
Jul 10, 2012

Cool Buff Man posted:

Grandma literally died, worst excuse ever but it's real and I'm arranging a bunch of related stuff so sim's on the back burner for another day or so

drat, sorry to hear that man, take your time.

(it's not like I'm super excited about another week of my Hawks going 1-3 anyway)

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Ah gently caress, condolences.

No rush. We can easily wait.

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch
Thanks dudes, it's been coming for a while now so I'm mostly happy she's not in pain anymore. Your boys will be back in action very soon

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Cool Buff Man posted:

Grandma literally died, worst excuse ever but it's real and I'm arranging a bunch of related stuff so sim's on the back burner for another day or so

Well now I feel like a jerk. Sorry CBM :smith:

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

IcePhoenix posted:

Well now I feel like a jerk. Sorry CBM :smith:

It's all good man :) I should be good to go tomorrow, got everything taken care of for the meantime

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch


WEEK TEN of the NBA season! Sorry it took so long. Family stuff and all that, thanks for the kind words. It's Christmas time and also time for monthly awards and all-star voting tallies!





Day 61




Day 62




Day 63




Day 64




Day 65




Day 66




Day 67































No serious injuries this week - it's a Christmas miracle!

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch
Monthly Awards!

Players of the Month




Rookies of the Month




All-Star Voting

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch
And finally here's some proof I'm not rigging the league, I have no loving clue why my Celtics are beating everybody

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

My team has an above 500 record against the Rockets. Nice. GO Mavs.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Cool Buff Man posted:

And finally here's some proof I'm not rigging the league, I have no loving clue why my Celtics are beating everybody



Zach shooting 58% probably helps :allears:

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Drunk Canuck posted:

My team has an above 500 record against the Rockets. Nice. GO Mavs.

Everyone who doubted you should be ashamed


IcePhoenix posted:

Zach shooting 58% probably helps :allears:

Hahaha it's insane, he's rated in the like mid-high eighties for shooting, which is fairly common in the ratings. He must really like getting passes/looks from Jokic and Teodosic. I can't believe he's not getting all-star votes, our boy gets no respect

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Cool Buff Man posted:

Hahaha it's insane, he's rated in the like mid-high eighties for shooting, which is fairly common in the ratings. I can't believe he's not getting all-star votes, our boy gets no respect

As someone who has watched him develop for the last three years I can tell you that even though his dunking is what people know him for, his best attribute is how he can get to the rim for layups by blowing past his defender (who has to guard his three point shot) and then just glide around all the defenders that rotate too slow.

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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
A .500 team after Christmas hooray

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