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There are more than seven billion species of gecko but they cannot be discerned from each other. |
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Jul 28, 2017 13:43
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okra is actually a type of fungus, closely related to the chanterelle. they are often found growing wild on fallen birch logs.
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Jul 28, 2017 13:55
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Jul 28, 2017 14:19
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It would take an adult human male 4 years to eat an entire elephant, one bite at a time- 3 1/2 years if he uses hot sauce. The elephant won't like it, though.
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Jul 28, 2017 15:11
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The human body has 214 bones, but scientists have yet to discover several. |
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Jul 28, 2017 16:53
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Despite the famous rhyme, neither monkeys nor weasels are found near mulberry bushes. It is probable that the song is about the War of the Roses. |
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Jul 28, 2017 16:54
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Matoi Ryuko posted:
incidentally, the african hippopotamus is one of the largest flightless birds currently known |
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Jul 28, 2017 17:05
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Space is curved, so eventually NASA will make a telescope so advanced the person looking through it will be able to see the back of their own head
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Jul 28, 2017 17:21
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A laser beam is what happens when you piss off a bunch of photons and they riot
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Jul 28, 2017 17:22
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10,000 monkeys on typewriters could eventually find a cure for cancer, why isn't this happening!
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Jul 28, 2017 17:22
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Zebras are unicorns who use stripes to mesmerize us and distract us from their horns
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Jul 28, 2017 17:24
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The biggest fish ever caught ate the fisherman who caught it preventing anyone from measuring it, but it was t h i s b i g
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Jul 28, 2017 17:25
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Uranus has density so low you could float it in a bathtub filled with water and you're giggling because you read it as "your anus in a bathtub"
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Jul 28, 2017 17:27
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It only took them 23 1/2 hours to build Rome
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Jul 28, 2017 18:46
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The Egyption pyramids are why we can't have a civil game of Jenga using massive blocks of stone anymore
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Jul 28, 2017 18:47
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| The song "Everything you know is Wrong" by Weird Al is, in fact, right. | |
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Jul 28, 2017 19:35
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everythings.... NOt gonna be alright 
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Jul 28, 2017 20:00
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A bird in the hand is not equal to two in the bush due to the cost of converting currency and current exchange rates.
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Jul 28, 2017 20:27
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Putty posted:The song "Everything you know is Wrong" by Weird Al is, in fact, right. that is a pretty good tmbg homage |
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Jul 28, 2017 20:29
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the pilots of commercial airline flights are just actors
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Jul 28, 2017 20:36
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little munchkin posted:the pilots of commercial airline flights are just actors Makes sense. After all, airport security is really just security theater. |
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Jul 28, 2017 21:10
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Manifisto posted:that is a pretty good tmbg homage Did you know that they might be Giants is the only band ever to release 69 studio albums in a single year?
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Jul 28, 2017 21:23
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Rolling Stone magazine raised it's starting capitol by setting up a collection campaign to gather and sell moss
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Jul 28, 2017 21:33
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Matoi Ryuko posted:Did you know that they might be Giants is the only band ever to release 69 studio albums in a single year? no! did you know that the actual trademarked name of the band is "they are in fact Giants" and they only call themselves TMBG as a sort of in-joke?
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Jul 28, 2017 23:01
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-Owls are only nocturnal because they have stressful overnight jobs. The spotted owl went extinct due to the lack of available owl jobs in the last Great Recession -Fish are actually extremely intelligent and only live in the water to confound and confuse humans. -Chipmunks don't exist. Starman Super DX fucked around with this message at 06:03 on Jul 29, 2017
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Jul 28, 2017 23:19
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little munchkin posted:the pilots of commercial airline flights are just actors |
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Jul 28, 2017 23:44
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Before people could record episodes, live-action television reruns were reenactments |
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Jul 28, 2017 23:58
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Telephones capture your voice to create a tiny version of you inside and scientists still can't figure out how to help it escape |
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Jul 29, 2017 00:01
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The colors you see if you close your eyes and apply pressure are actually ghosts and they aren't too thrilled about what you're doing |
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Jul 29, 2017 00:02
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*exhumes some stank rear end weed* |
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Jul 29, 2017 00:34
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Jul 29, 2017 01:25
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Ripley did not belive it!
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Jul 29, 2017 15:25
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ripley actually dies in the first alien movie; watch closely! |
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Jul 29, 2017 16:01
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believe it or not
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Jul 29, 2017 16:10
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peter gabriel's 1982 hit "shock the monkey" is not actually about shocking a literal monkey it is an allegory about capitalism I mean it's about addiction I mean it's a religious metaphor I mean it's obviously about pop culture and mass media phew! I think I've got my bases covered? oh wait, it's about sex, duh
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Jul 29, 2017 16:22
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it really wasnt a comeback, in fact LL Cool J never went anywhere aside from getting into acting for a bit... |
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Jul 29, 2017 18:51
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Once you pop, you actually can just stop.
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Jul 29, 2017 19:11
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Robot Made of Meat posted:Once you pop, you actually can just stop. I read this as "once you poop, you can actually just stop" e: I realize that this is also strange but true Starman Super DX fucked around with this message at 19:29 on Jul 29, 2017
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Jul 29, 2017 19:22
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all animals are socialists and when they make noises at each other they are agreeing with themselves about how correct their opinions are the apparent frustration comes from knowing they are saying the same things, just in a way that neither can understand even though both know it to be the case
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