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hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

help, I can't watch a show without obsessing over what I would do in a characters place

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hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

"drink driving"

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

aardwolf posted:

Nobody on planet Earth considers themselves too drunk to drive when they make that decision to slide behind the wheel and head home.

Hence, don't drink and drive: put some money aside for a taxi. Have a designated driver. Make sure your bus card is topped off. Sleep it off at your mates house. Makes perfect sense to me :shrug:

The official charges here are "driving under the influence" and "driving while intoxicated"

Saying either of those achieves the same goal without sounding like a toddler

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

aardwolf posted:

Both of which are obviously not as convenient to say. Tell me: have you tried not being a gigantic fusspot about different dialects?

Settle down Beavis

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

tiggum is in his element

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

the Nazis are definitely not sympathetic in the book

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

lol jesus loving christ, you guys are so woke

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Nicholas Cage is gonna make a comeback, mark my words

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

y'all wanna kick this up a notch and talk about holiday in cambodia?


nah

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

I bet they stick the Barney Fife level cops on porno theatre sting duty

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Cops guarding construction sites are probably working on the side

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

I've heard enough Coldplay for ten lifetimes, but I'm pretty sure Brian Eno produced their biggest album

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

I watched an interview with the woman who played Aunt Viv before being replaced, and it became clear pretty quick that she was a loon. She had the crazy eyes.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

https://youtu.be/1JygBYXx6nk

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

lol there's a video on YouTube of viv on the real and I got confused for a second because she referred to herself in the third person

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Wheat Loaf posted:

How did Roseanne herself end up going from would-be Green Party candidate to hardcore Trump supporter? :confused:

maybe she developed another personality that is a fuckin idiot

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

I don't recall any jokes about Disney in the good Simpsons seasons

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

I'm looking forward to movies in the future when characters make all of the right decisions






























not

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

at least the superior second Ace Ventura film remains an untouchable classic

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Rugrats is really loving creepy in retrospect when you know about the horrible child porn drawings the animators did.

just try not to think about child porn so much

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Ren and Stimpy was and still is cool

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Krispy Wafer posted:

I could have sworn there was an episode, maybe it was one of the TV movies, where Albert was dying of cancer and bemoaned he'd never get to court a woman.

Watching that hit me hard because dying a virgin was one of my biggest fears. Insert joke about how I'm still coping with it.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

re-watched Sealab 2021, it's still fuckin great

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

I can taste the different isotopes

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

CommonShore posted:

How about this - if it's mainstream it can't be nerd culture, because nerd culture is intrinsically obscurist. It's just pop culture.

(Is this what the kids are calling "a hot take"?)

I'm going to defer to this guy because he is clearly a huge fuckin nerd

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

ncis makes csi look like true detective

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009


easy motherfuckin G

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

that movie is pretty cool until about 3/4 in, then it turns into some schlock

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009


sassassin posted:

I don't care about how the sausage got made, I only care about the experience of eating it.

very wise

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

oh we're keenly aware of that

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Ebert gave blue velvet a bad review



blue loving velvet

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

ryonguy posted:

Smoking is a the limpdick pussy drug for tryhards. It doesn't even get you high or hosed up; ooooh my mouth tingles a little, look out cocaine and whiskey you got some stiff competition! It's the trenchcoat and writing gently caress on your school bathroom wall version of dope. You want to look cool because smoking makes you look cool because people who look cool smoke. And then there's vaping:

The sooner it gets banned and nobody thinks about tobacco ever again the better. "Uh bluh prohibition doesn't work :smug:" Who the gently caress would bother with a drug that doesn't get you high even from the start?

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

blazing saddles is still hilarious

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

I'm pretty jealous of all the over the air TV my parents get in Dallas proper, I don't get that kind of stuff in the burbs.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

that's muscular dystrophy, Tone

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Angelo Badalamenti owns

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

about as well as any other lovely popular sitcom, it's just standard lowest common denominator schlock with a very thin veneer of nerdy pop culture on top

one can only hope that one day comic book poo poo will become shameful again

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Krispy Wafer posted:

when her sister got eaten by wolves

lol

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

yeah the new ren and stimpy was terrible, as was all of spike tv

the music in the old series is good. not gonna pretend I never liked it because the dude turned out to be a creep, lol

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hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

I'd watch a show in which people just hosed with Jerry Seinfeld and made him angry, he's such a little weiner

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