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Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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Tom Bombadil has been a solved mystery since the 90's. He's the Witch King of Angmar.

http://flyingmoose.org/tolksarc/theories/bombadil.htm

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Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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Cleretic posted:

Also anime is generally produced faster than the manga it's adapted from, so unless there's a tremendous amount of manga to adapt already then they need to write up some filler while the manga catches up. Which gives rise to both the 'really dragging out a pre-existing fight scene' type of filler, and the 'now Goku has to learn to drive' type of filler. The latter of which, needless to say, is the best type of filler episode.

Didn't this happen with the first Full Metal Alchemist anime leading to a movie about how World War 2 fueled their magic powers or something?

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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How well does Sports Night hold up? I remember really liking the show but i'm kind of scared to to back and re-watch.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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I know there's an episode or two about sexual assault and that seems like a bad mix with typical Sorkin.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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Did I miss something or are y'all forgetting Kid Nation the most amazing reality show of all time?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kid_Nation

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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Jestery posted:

What the hell is Data dog anyway....

Johnny Mnemonic but a dog? I never really questioned this before.

Edit: But don't we see it hacking a computer at some point?

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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mind the walrus posted:

Looking that up, it legit reminds me of Garth Ennis' CROSSED series (don't look it up, intentionally vile edgelord :nms: trash that's deliberately trying to be as :nms: as possible) without the self-awareness. Like CROSSED makes my stomach turn, but it knows exactly what it wants to be and it is committed to that vision, and that vision is of ultra-trash. This Herbert novel just looks like a lovely Boomer trying to work out his psychosexual baggage.

I forgot all about CROSSED and I do not appreciate you reminding me. It's not Samuel R. Delany "Hogg" bad but... it's not great.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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verbal enema posted:

Please god let Dhalgren hold up thats my fav book ever


...to wound the autumnal city

Oh no "Hogg" is AWFUL but it's still a masterpiece of literature. Dhalgren is still amazing imho. You're all good. The in-dark answered with wind.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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verbal enema posted:

Huzzah! God that book is a trip.

Find and read "Hogg" and uhhh..... there's a reason it took like two decades to get published.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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verbal enema posted:

Even his real meltdown on Big Fat Quiz Of The Year is in character its just who he is and it owns

https://youtu.be/Zmzxz6JMBnU

Beware Jimmy Carr's laugh


Im deffo gonna check it out

I hope you can handle pedophilia, coprophilia, rape, and much much more it's... a hard book to read. It's Delany so it's obvs good but... wow?

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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verbal enema posted:

Woo boy uhh we'll try i guess lmao

I've been on the internet for like 25 years and nothing I have seen or read adequately prepared me to handle Hogg.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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verbal enema posted:

i just read the wiki blurb on Hogg and

"As described in the book Inventory by The A.V. Club,[4]

The plot features a silent pre-adolescent boy (called only "cocksucker") sold into sexual slavery to a rapist named "Hogg" Hargus, who exposes him to the most extreme acts of deviancy imaginable.

— Chuck Klosterman, The A.V. Club, 2009

This

this will be a read

You cannot even imagine what a read it is. Cocksucker drains a pus filled infected penis via blowjob at one point.

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Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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Gaunab posted:

And that's a good thing?

Samuel R. Delany is a legitimately amazing author who did a lot of good breaking ground for other minority authors but reading Hogg will legit scar anyone's brain.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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verbal enema posted:

I think Desert Bus is just preparing my mind for this book

Yeah it's not a situation where you want to go in blind even if you love Delany (as you should).

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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verbal enema posted:

Nothin'

so yeah i read Hogg in one go. Uh probably the way to do it if you can. I understand why it's viewed as importantly as it is but wowie loving wowie

But do you feel it aged well, like a fine wine or a nice cheese. After all "Cheese tastes awful good!"

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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MariusLecter posted:

Do we still have the trope of gross morgue workers?

Two things I can't place is a guy with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich saying "Oh I got blood on me, oh no thats jelly. Wait no it's blood." And another person eating a meatball ssub over an open corpse and dropping a meatball in.

The TV show Psych did this with their medical examiner but I can't recall seeing it in anything since that.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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Quagmire's dad is a woman and I am NOT watching like 17? or whatever seasons of loving Family Guy to see how that holds up.

Also the Bible, Koran, etc. are media that did not age well. I am currently working on a modern religious manual people can follow. I have a LOT to say about robots.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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Douche Wolf 89 posted:

I am interested in your automaton church, and willing to move to the desert if you can provide at least one dunebuggy.

I can do the Great Lakes region and copious amounts of drugs??? lmk

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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Imagine my surprise when I learned that some high schools don't have "Take Your Tractor to School" days. Insanity.

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May 9, 2004

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Barry Foster posted:

American Dad has really come a long way. It's turned into something really quite strange and really quite good

Agreed. I loving love Rogu and I don't know why.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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Cleretic posted:

Now that I know the fish's backstory, I'm more questioning how the fish is still alive. He's even old for a human, and I assume he's got goldfish biology.

Goldfish should live 15-20 years maybe more, the show is on I think the 17th season, he's fine.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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Carnotaurus posted:

Songs about butts seems to be more of a hip-hop thing.

i.e.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oai1V7kaFBk

There is an interview I cannot find rn where he talks about how this song came about and it's just pure joy.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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I'm not sure I want to re-watch it, but for some reason this conversation is reminding me of it. How well did the movie "Hobo with a Shotgun" age? Reading the plot on Wikipedia seems like maybe OK? But reading the plot also reminds me that I really don't remember much of the movie at all.

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May 9, 2004

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I AM GRANDO posted:

Nobody can mention predatory behavior of older men toward Natalie Portman without me being reminded of this timeless 1999 image of her screaming for help with her eyes while Moby, age 35, tries to seduce her with a birthday cake.


Of course it’s not an example of media that didn’t age well, because it was just as bad 20 years ago as it is now.

Even worse you know that whole cake is vegan.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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Warren Ellis didn't so much lose his poo poo as get his poo poo handed to him by being outed as a giant sexpest.

https://www.somanyofus.com/

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May 9, 2004

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hallo spacedog posted:

I did not know this but it is also the least surprising thing I've ever read.

I still am able to enjoy his novels "Normal" and "Gun Machine" (unless i'm mentally blocking out some stuff) but i'm scared to ever try a Transmetropolitan re-read. Your reaction is pretty much the same as everyone who has read a bunch of his superhero comics though. I know he put out an apology but I can't recall how good it was or how it went over. I stopped paying attention to him after this all came out.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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I always enjoyed his non-super stuff more than his superhero stuff, and I'd like to believe that Crecy, Fell, Doktor Sleepless, Ignition City etc. still hold up, but I'd rather keep the good memories of them than have them ruined by my constantly noticing creepy poo poo, and if it's there, I WILL notice.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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I've read enough of his stuff that I believe he must be a wizard to keep getting published and also have that same drek turned into multiple movies.

Cleretic posted:

Oh yeah, I'm not talking generally how these companies are doing, I know they're flying pretty well. (I should know, over the pandemic I got into both Yu-Gi-Oh and gunpla). I was talking about local play spaces, specifically in Melbourne. A bunch of the central locations shut down, which is a real killer for physical games like TCGs. Doesn't matter how rad your deck is if there's nowhere to play it.

I know a lot of M:tG players have moved to online play or switched to other online TCGs because recreating their physical M:tG collection online would be spending money twice for the same stuff.

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Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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I pause and rewind porn because a surprisingly large amount of it has aquariums in the background and I wanna see what's in them and how they're set up. Boobs? YAY! OMG a fish tank tell me more.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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Push El Burrito posted:

I only read Playboy for the house plant pics.

PYF Playboy Plant Pics

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May 9, 2004

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Henchman of Santa posted:

Isn’t the SA frog from a porn set?

It's from an image series? by Next Door Nikki? I could Google this but lol. Pretty sure this is right.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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christmas boots posted:

Deckard is not a replicant and I will die on that hill :colbert:

Sounds like something a replicant would say....

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May 9, 2004

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Iron Crowned posted:

Famously, Hitchcock submitted the same script for Psycho until it got past the sensors.

How do these movie script sensors work? Is it some sort of machine learning AI?

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May 9, 2004

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Kwyndig posted:

Why is it that everything jkr wrote after hp and the deathly hallows had been crap and actively spites her own legacy?

Everything she wrote before that was crap too. HTH

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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Doesn't Harry tie up and rape his vampire girlfriend in like book 4? Chains her to the ceiling but it's so HOT and it's OK somehow? I would say I need to re-read those books but I really don't.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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Oh and multiple scenes of Harry thinking about how much he wants to gently caress a teenager but can't cause he's buddies with her dad.

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May 9, 2004

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SgtScruffy posted:

As someone who didn't know that the main character of Dresden files' name is ALSO Harry, this simultaneously with Harry Potter chat made me VERY confused and lollin

hahahhaaaaaaaaaa lol thank you this is the best laugh I've had in awhile.

"Yer a wizard, arry!"

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May 9, 2004

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Tall Tale Teller posted:

The thing that always gets overlooked about the Harry Potter series is that the books are absolute garbage.

Before Rowling showed the world her entire rear end as a trash person I started to read the HP series to my kids before bed, since I remembered reading up to the third book my first year of college and enjoying them.

Woooof. They're extremely poorly written. Reading them out loud was really hard. Arduous language and stupid plotting. She went public as a garbage brained TERF so I finished the first book to my kids and read The Hobbit out loud instead.

Tolkien's his own piece of work but read out loud, at least, the Hobbit was a loving lyrical treasure.

I've read a LOT of fantasy going all the way back to "The King of Elfland's Daughter" by Lord Dunsany up to modern stuff etc, and even the 70's pulp like Leiber's Fafhrd and The Grey Mouser stuff is better written than Harry Potter. When people started reading Harry Potter I gave it a chance and came away thinking "at least people are reading" and "maybe they'll move on to better books." This did not happen.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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Fantasy is a genre for weirdos and losers, BUT Harry Potter, badly written fantasy full of problematic poo poo, targeted at literal kids, is totally cool, and why would I ever need to try out other fantasy books?

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May 9, 2004

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Absurd Alhazred posted:

Hey, Fafhrd and the Grey Mouser is often extremely well-written. Too bad about the pedophilia.

I was going to use Moorcock's Eternal Champion series as an example of good 70's pulp sci-fi/fantasy, which includes Elric and like 6 other multiple book series of other Eternal Champions, but I couldn't not make some sort of Moorcock/more cock joke and it just wasn't coming to me, unlike more cock.

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