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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB Week 18 Gameday: The sky is falling, and you're falling behind
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elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
Braves organist playing Monty Python's Lumberjack Song, presumably for Turner's beard (but maybe fashion sense)?

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Men at the corners with 0 out. Time to see which Cubs show up.

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Classic KB

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Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Whoever my dude is that keeps screaming loud as gently caress in the Braves game because it's like a graveyard is gonna get kicked out

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shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
The 2017 Blue Jays may be dead along with my heart but how can I not smile when Josh Donaldson mashes a 441ft donger.

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Yikes Rizzo

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
jesus christ rizzo

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Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

 Please play Almora more.

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Almora!

Also, bad Wilson.

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
wtf was that slide?

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Willson's 'blan hurts extra hard now

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Terrible BLAN by Wilson, but I'll take two runs thank you very much :toot:

e. lol that double would have driven him in, too. Here comes the Javy strikeout on three sliders.

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Damnit.

Nice hit Russdawg

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Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
Thank you for not selling at the deadline Mo!

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Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

 Well Patrick, we're going to need you to throw nothing but pitches a foot off the plate to this guy

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shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
Somebody gonna get ejected again.

https://twitter.com/CST_soxvan/status/892541520372543490

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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I like the runs, but drat it should've been more :argh:

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
And yet somehow Corbin only threw three more pitches than Lester.

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Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
I hope the bottom falls out for the Cards the rest of the way and Matheny is dumped and the front office does some serious soul searching.

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Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Well that's game, sorry Lucas

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KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

 right call or not Sims has shown a nice pickoff move

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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

shadok posted:

The 2017 Blue Jays may be dead along with my heart but how can I not smile when Josh Donaldson mashes a 441ft donger.

But now you have Aoki

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Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

right call or not Sims has shown a nice pickoff move

It was the right call


e drat son got reflexes!

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iKickDogs
Aug 31, 2001

 It's Amed Rosario time.

I've heard that he's going to make the Mets fun again.

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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wtf Lester stop

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Why is Lester trying to be cute and nibble against the pitcher hitting .079? FFS throw some goddamn strikes and don't walk a run in.

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Qwertyiop25
Jan 19, 2011

D is for Dank
It's Hammerin' Hank
Green in his name
And Green in his bank.
If anyone is at Rockies Mets tonight, I will buy you a beer

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Kevlar v2.0 posted:

wtf Lester stop

thanks

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Lester has 5 K's through 2 IP.

He's also thrown 50 pitches.

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iKickDogs
Aug 31, 2001

 Either this ball had crazy topspin, or Gerardo Parra has to return one of his gold gloves.

http://i.imgur.com/XKf3uKy.mp4

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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OH HAPPY DAY :woop:

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
HAPPENING

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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DH Status: hosed

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
lol gently caress the DH

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Nice fielding :laugh:

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
I'll take it! :toot: Gets Lester back to the dugout too as a bonus.

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Rizzo won't get fooled again :cool:

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Welp Rizzo figured it out again

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
RIZZO! :woop: :woop: :woop:

Your absolutely dogshit first PA is forgiven.

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