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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
RIZZZZZOOOO

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Holy gently caress that Indians dude just had the catch of the year

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
oh good Ian Krol is warming up

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
I love when the Cubs are good on my birthday. :)

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
2 runs in the first, 4 in the second, let's just keep doubling the production every inning and win 510-0.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
lol Cubs are up 6-0 but Corbin has thrown one less pitch than Lester. :v:

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
It cracks me up how small Ozzie is

5'8" 155lbs

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Your Taint posted:

I love when the Cubs are good on my birthday. :)

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

No lie, I want to eat that entire goddamn cake.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
KB :swoon:

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
BRYANT

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
That's a pretty reasonable debut for Sims. Would get the Marlins on Sunday if the rotation holds.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Lester gave up a run on his 69th pitch. Nice.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Holy poo poo that play by KB :swoon:

Also Goldy is loving unstoppable this season, hey.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Cubs are up 6-1 but there's a good chance Lester doesn't even make it through 5 to get in line for the win. 74 pitches through 3.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
I think Monty's going to have to throw at least 3 innings tonight.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Cubs are up 6-1 but there's a good chance Lester doesn't even make it through 5 to get in line for the win. 74 pitches through 3.

He's also got 7 strikeouts in 2 IP :eyepop:

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Javy :sigh:

jfc he's a goddamn mess right now

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Sydin posted:

Javy :sigh:

jfc he's a goddamn mess right now

Would a month in Iowa help him and then call him back up in Sept?

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
HE loving DID IT FINALLY

LESTER DINGER

gently caress THE DH

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
lester

bomb

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


FINALLY

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
HE loving DID IT! :circlefap: :circlefap: :circlefap:

gently caress THE DH FOREVER!

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
gently caress THE DH!! gently caress IT!!

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION



Kevlar v2.0 posted:

gently caress THE DH

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Also I don't know if you've been listening on the radio side the last few days, but Ron Coomer has been a goddamn mystic and has about a 95% prediction accuracy rate the last week or so.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
Jim Johnson pitching the 7th, interesting

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

elentar posted:

oh good Ian Krol is warming up
Don't worry, Jim Johnson is here to sort things out

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Your Taint posted:

Also I don't know if you've been listening on the radio side the last few days, but Ron Coomer has been a goddamn mystic and has about a 95% prediction accuracy rate the last week or so.

Oh yeah didn't he call the Heyward shot, too?

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
eat poo poo john lackey

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
On a scale from 1-Bartolo where does the Lester HR rank

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



elentar posted:

Jim Johnson pitching the 7th, interesting

haha nice. Glad we didn't trade our new middle reliever or dizzy bad outfielder at the deadline.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Your Taint posted:

Also I don't know if you've been listening on the radio side the last few days, but Ron Coomer has been a goddamn mystic and has about a 95% prediction accuracy rate the last week or so.

to be fair, coomer says that it would be nice if a cub hits a homer before literally every at bat

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Lester's gonna strike out like 10 guys, go 2-2 with his first career HR, and take a no decision because he can't make it through 5 innings.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Sydin posted:

Oh yeah didn't he call the Heyward shot, too?

He did, plus he called Rizzo's and Lackey's tonight. He's also been good predicting the type and location of pitch for Cubs pitchers to get strike 3 on.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

elentar posted:

Jim Johnson pitching the 7th, interesting

"Nothing wrong with his velocity, he's just not putting his pitches in the right places, and he agrees" - a thing that was said about Johnsons pitching.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Lester's one strikeout away from 2,000 in his career too, apparently.

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
Smoak'd again

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


This is Justin Smoak's team.

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


of course lester did it on a night zambrano's calling the game

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