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What the hell happens next?
This poll is closed.
They literally set fire to the ring by accident 2 2.22%
They literally set fire to the ring on purpose 6 6.67%
Film 6 months of content accidentally using WWE prop belts 6 6.67%
Rehire Jeff Jarrett 23 25.56%
Start splicing in archival footage of AJ Styles and pretending it's current 23 25.56%
Accidentally switch the live Pop TV feed to the WWE Network 6 6.67%
Lose the keys to the production truck, film 6 months of content in the parking lot with a Samsung 7 7.78%
Sue a fan who flips the bird on air, lose all company rights to said fan 13 14.44%
Somehow everything gets good and they start making money (Comedy Option) 4 4.44%
Total: 90 votes
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rovert
Jun 10, 2013

I got your scoops right here.


And spilt his trousers mid match

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Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.


Low Ki still rules

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you


Bard Maddox posted:

Low Ki still rules

drat right

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

I got your scoops right here.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrGLFGqtk9k

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

This is cyber bulling and I will not stand for it.


I like how the interview ends with the guy totally praising low ki and criticizing NJPW because he is a parasite who will suck dick for an exclusive

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

I got your scoops right here.


This was a mistake:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19s-4paViCg

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Well, not every wrestler can be Spike Dudley or Kane.

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?"
Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight."



Somewhere a librarian is quietly locking up the library when a jolt runs down the length of their spine. Of course, they think, as their head goes light.

How utterly proper.


The death is ruled "natural causes" the next day.

ChuckDeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

"For god's sake, man! Can you hear that? I know it seems like crying, and you always have crying in your head, but can you hear that?"



actually, its good

spudsbuckley
Aug 29, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4075 days!



I don't know who the gently caress any of these people are other than James Storm and Josh Matthews.

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

I turned it off the second I saw someone in a Minions shirt

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

I still miss my ex.



spudsbuckley posted:

I don't know who the gently caress any of these people are

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

This is cyber bulling and I will not stand for it.


I did kind of dig James Storm cutting an impromptu promo on the bible

EDIT: Also lol at the one woman wearing merch for another company in the official TNA vid

Mel Mudkiper fucked around with this message at Aug 10, 2017 around 19:09

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...


I am shocked that a bunch of jocks don't read (other than Harry Potter apparently).

I'm not convinced some of these people even work for GFW?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

I bet against K-1


GFW is a bunch of high functioning illiterates.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.


coconono posted:

GFW is a bunch of high functioning illiterates.

That explains why they'd sign those contracts.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...


Looking forward to the next generation of "wrestler looks visibly upset to receive this award" photoshops

https://www.impactasylum.net/single...o-Impact-Asylum

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

I got your scoops right here.


https://twitter.com/badboicasey/sta...101463440302080

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

They're putting the belt on Morrison aren't they

exploded mummy
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


Doctor Rope



quote:

...disappointed with the manor in which...

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...


Benne posted:

They're putting the belt on Morrison aren't they

No, they will hold a tournament that Alberto El Patron will win.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...


No they'll put it on another drama-free safe bet like Low-Ki

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

I got your scoops right here.


https://twitter.com/garrettkidney/s...121304675004416

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

I got your scoops right here.


https://twitter.com/MikeMcMahonPW/s...125672216383489

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

I bet against K-1



I see nothing done wrong here.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009




it is impossible to read this without hearing his voice

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Your voice may have changed but your breath is still the same.

My goodness, Hot Stuff!



You know what I mean?

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.


Somewhere Kevin Nash smiles without really knowing why.

Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness


I did not read very carefully

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

This is cyber bulling and I will not stand for it.



When he mentions being on rides I want to imagine really simple kiddie ones

*booker T in full ring gear on a merry-go-round*

RZApublican
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


Mel Mudkiper posted:

When he mentions being on rides I want to imagine really simple kiddie ones

*booker T in full ring gear on a merry-go-round*

Wrestlers riding the rides at Universal Studios would easily outdraw TNA in both ratings and money.

And probably buyrates, just have a PPV where they have to ride various roller coasters and the last one to puke wins the title.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

This is cyber bulling and I will not stand for it.


Kinda surprised there has never been a falls count anywhere match that goes out into the theme park

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.




Grimey Drawer

The many companies whose IP is represented at Universal Studios Florida would presumably not let their brands be tarnished thus.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!


Mel Mudkiper posted:

Kinda surprised there has never been a falls count anywhere match that goes out into the theme park

They don't have filming rights to the park iirc

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


exploded mummy posted:

...disappointed with the manor in which...

Yeah, I do like the idea that they stripped him because they were let down by his house not being as nice as they thought

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...


corn in the bible posted:

They don't have filming rights to the park iirc

They must have or be able to get permits for certain locations. James Storm murdered Mickie James (RIP) in some Harry Potter train station there.

pseudodragon
Jun 16, 2007


RZApublican posted:

Wrestlers riding the rides at Universal Studios would easily outdraw TNA in both ratings and money.

The best part of the quote is that he said he went to Disney, he didn't even give Universal a plug.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"



Josh's tie is practically as wide as his torso

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

I got your scoops right here.


https://twitter.com/PlanetTyrus/sta...913321969467392

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.




Grimey Drawer

GFW is a well-oiled machine

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