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What the hell happens next?
This poll is closed.
They literally set fire to the ring by accident 2 2.22%
They literally set fire to the ring on purpose 6 6.67%
Film 6 months of content accidentally using WWE prop belts 6 6.67%
Rehire Jeff Jarrett 23 25.56%
Start splicing in archival footage of AJ Styles and pretending it's current 23 25.56%
Accidentally switch the live Pop TV feed to the WWE Network 6 6.67%
Lose the keys to the production truck, film 6 months of content in the parking lot with a Samsung 7 7.78%
Sue a fan who flips the bird on air, lose all company rights to said fan 13 14.44%
Somehow everything gets good and they start making money (Comedy Option) 4 4.44%
Total: 90 votes
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SleepCousinDeath
Oct 13, 2012


http://shoptna.com/billion-view-bundle.aspx

has anyone bought this yet

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DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.


website posted:

ShopIMPACT.com has chosen to celebrate by offering the One Billion Bundle. Who knows maybe the money you save on this you can invest and make a Billion. Included in this bundle are:

lmao

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

I got your scoops right here.


https://twitter.com/SCsirens/status/897982733976084482

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

Mr. Intensity


Hania looks like budget Kris Wolf.

SleepCousinDeath
Oct 13, 2012



Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

This is cyber bulling and I will not stand for it.



the man had his idea of having a hall of pain given to Mark Henry and he got turned into a dancing comedy heel by WWE and TNA is still the one he says is mistreating him

SleepCousinDeath
Oct 13, 2012


yeah but it's TNA so I'm rooting for Tyrus.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

I got your scoops right here.


SleepCousinDeath posted:

yeah but it's TNA so I'm rooting for Tyrus.

https://twitter.com/MATTHARDYBRAND/...953484435202048

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

I got your scoops right here.


This is a great get for TNA:

https://twitter.com/SCsirens/status/897993861984796672

Super talented with a great upside.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"


How is tyrus a crossover star

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...


Beef Jerky Robot posted:

How is tyrus a crossover star

He's been in movies, TV (including GLOW) , and had that deal on Fox News.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

This is cyber bulling and I will not stand for it.


SleepCousinDeath posted:

yeah but it's TNA so I'm rooting for Tyrus.

Oh no I agree. I am saying think about how poo poo tna must be if NOW he's mad

syzpid
Aug 9, 2014



I liked her when she was in Chikara, but she really wasn't that good. The biggest thing I remember about her was her botching the finish to a match with Ophidian that she screwed up so bad he actually yelled out "What the gently caress?" Also according to cagematch she's only wrestled 5 matches since October of 2015.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

This is cyber bulling and I will not stand for it.


So you're saying she is overqualified

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!


How many months until Jarrett's sleeping on the couch?

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

I got your scoops right here.


I tweeted this and then a few people DM'd me.
https://twitter.com/SoDuTw/status/897996698319937536

Some are saying John Gaburick will end up in charge again. The company is not doing well financially. The Crash taping in Mexico thing is a money saving move.

Obviously IMPACT won't die as it is still TNA.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

I got your scoops right here.


Axing Del Rio was done because of how expensive he was apparently.

Jeff Jarrett pushed for it as Del Rio has dirt on Jeff.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

This is cyber bulling and I will not stand for it.


Tna not doing well financially

Water wet

RZApublican
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.



This claims that it includes a fidget spinner and apparently TNA has those

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

I got your scoops right here.


*Update*

The Crash TV taping is one match and part of a storyline. LAX is taking all the belts to Mexico.

They've firm plans to tape in November.

Pinstripe Hourglass
Nov 27, 2008

=RIVER PEOPLE=
Ay yi yi! We look
like... cartoons!


So I just remembered GFW exists tonight and I was wondering what is the bad man who stole the pizza doing

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

Eater of worlds, pins, and CHICKEN


rovert posted:

Axing Del Rio was done because of how expensive he was apparently.

Jeff Jarrett pushed for it as Del Rio has dirt on Jeff.

Wait he's done with the company? I just thought he was only stripped

Although I don't remember his suspension being lifted either

RZApublican
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


rovert posted:

Axing Del Rio was done because of how expensive he was apparently.

Jeff Jarrett pushed for it as Del Rio has dirt on Jeff.

What could Del Rio possibly have on Jarrett

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

I got your scoops right here.


RZApublican posted:

What could Del Rio possibly have on Jarrett

He's his supplier.

Honestly no clue.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013


rovert posted:

He's his supplier.

Cocaine or GFW gold bars?

No, wait, the gold bars ARE cocaine bricks covered in fake gold to get the cocaine into the US more easily.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!


Germansimp posted:

Cocaine or GFW gold bars?

No, wait, the gold bars ARE cocaine bricks covered in fake gold to get the cocaine into the US more easily.

and the border guard realized... 'e were smugglin' wrestlin' companies!

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Fusion Burgin Reactor


rovert posted:

*Update*

The Crash TV taping is one match and part of a storyline. LAX is taking all the belts to Mexico.

They've firm plans to tape in November.

Then they should build a wall and keep GFW out.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

I got your scoops right here.


https://twitter.com/sescoops/status/898266533889179649

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

It's OK to beat your wife if she's drunk


https://twitter.com/davidpenzer/sta...251821201985536

Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of death: Pretentiousness



I had no idea Bryan's contract was up already.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

What's Borin Carbon doing in the GFW Zone?

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

It's OK to beat your wife if she's drunk


Grendels Dad posted:

What's Karen Borbin doing in the GFW Zone?

ftfy

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

This is cyber bulling and I will not stand for it.


Could it be!

It is!

It's a chunk of Ric Flair's colon!

Whats it doing here?

CVagts
Oct 19, 2009


There's a name listed in the latest Wrestling Observer Jim Cornette but I don't know if that's the same person that Penzer is referring to.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?


CVagts posted:

There's a name listed in the latest Wrestling Observer Jim Cornette but I don't know if that's the same person that Penzer is referring to.

I follow the angry bastard on Twitter and usually agree with him. But if he has agreed to work with TNA/GFW again, he is the ultimate carny. Which he's spent a ridiculous amount of time railing against. So gently caress Corny.

ChuckDeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

"For god's sake, man! Can you hear that? I know it seems like crying, and you always have crying in your head, but can you hear that?"


i will laugh very hard if it's rey and mundo

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

Man, how long has Dave Penzer been in WCW/TNA/GFW now? Seems like it's been forever.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

It's OK to beat your wife if she's drunk


DJExile posted:

Man, how long has Dave Penzer been in WCW/TNA/GFW now? Seems like it's been forever.

He was fired in 2010 for cost-cutting reasons and only brought back a few months ago

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...



Are they dropping the Knockouts branding and just calling them women now?

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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

It's OK to beat your wife if she's drunk


ChuckDeNomolos posted:

i will laugh very hard if it's rey and mundo

Rey's an upgrade over Del Rio, so it's cool

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