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They literally set fire to the ring by accident | 2 | 2.22% | |
They literally set fire to the ring on purpose | 6 | 6.67% | |
Film 6 months of content accidentally using WWE prop belts | 6 | 6.67% | |
Rehire Jeff Jarrett | 23 | 25.56% | |
Start splicing in archival footage of AJ Styles and pretending it's current | 23 | 25.56% | |
Accidentally switch the live Pop TV feed to the WWE Network | 6 | 6.67% | |
Lose the keys to the production truck, film 6 months of content in the parking lot with a Samsung | 7 | 7.78% | |
Sue a fan who flips the bird on air, lose all company rights to said fan | 13 | 14.44% | |
Somehow everything gets good and they start making money (Comedy Option) | 4 | 4.44% | |
Total: | 90 votes |
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I can never fully hate Kennedy because he was in what turned out to be Eddie's final match of his life and the ending was so, so perfect E: 7:09 if it doesn't cue up
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# ? Aug 2, 2018 19:59 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 21:41 |
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J-Ro posted:Keeping the proud wrestling t-shirt tradition of loving up a fun design with unnecessary stuff on the back. This is literally the one time where that's wrong. Seeing the transcript is incredible.
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# ? Aug 2, 2018 20:12 |
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That would legit be a decent shirt if they hadn't put all the poo poo on the back
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# ? Aug 2, 2018 20:13 |
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Needs to be wearing a chainmail tie
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# ? Aug 2, 2018 20:29 |
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DJExile posted:Kennedy was always fun on the mic but how he did in the ring seemed to depend HARD on who he was in there with. In TNA he had some matches with RVD that were just complete messes, but then had them Bubba Ray and looked fine. Restart the match! No! Restart the match! No!
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# ? Aug 3, 2018 03:29 |
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"Fallah, this isn't when you distract the ref!" made me chuckle.
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# ? Aug 3, 2018 03:40 |
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grack posted:Restart the match! No! Restart the match! No! lmao that chant was incredible
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# ? Aug 3, 2018 13:45 |
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DJExile posted:lmao that chant was incredible Victory Road 2011. A PPV so legendarily bad that Sting shoot-pinning a wasted Jeff Hardy in the main event in 90 seconds was the third worst match of the night.
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 07:35 |
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DJExile posted:lmao that chant was incredible It's not on YouTube and it PISSES ME OFF
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 09:16 |
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Calm down Jeff
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 11:33 |
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I watched YouTube highlights (“”) of the Steiner / Drake tag team and they feature A. The laziest tandem elbow drop I’ve ever seen B. one participant who gives me phantom back pain whenever he takes anything remotely like a bump. Dude is rough out there
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 14:41 |
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https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/1025190138756902913 Josh on the outro delivers a killer line https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uh06Dp_4jI
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 14:49 |
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So did Bob Kapoor jump out of a 1940's anti-Semitic comic strip or what?
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 15:36 |
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grack posted:Victory Road 2011. A PPV so legendarily bad that Sting shoot-pinning a wasted Jeff Hardy in the main event in 90 seconds was the third worst match of the night. Only because the Knockouts tag match thankfully went less than 5 minutes. If that match had gone as long as the Hernandez-Morgan or RVD-Kennedy matches *shudders*
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 17:19 |
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rovert posted:Josh on the outro delivers a killer line
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 18:06 |
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Scarlett is...uh, lovely.
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 23:18 |
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rovert posted:https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/1025190138756902913 omg lol
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# ? Aug 5, 2018 03:01 |
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I see the "Impact is really good again, just great wrestling no bullshit" stage lasted about a week. Again.
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# ? Aug 5, 2018 03:08 |
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Julio Cruz posted:I see the "Impact is really good again, just great wrestling no bullshit" stage lasted about a week. Again. the WWE writing room would kill their own mothers for a segment that good. no bullshit.
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# ? Aug 5, 2018 03:09 |
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Julio Cruz posted:I see the "Impact is really good again, just great wrestling no bullshit" stage lasted about a week. Again. Half of that is still true, and even one bullshit segment every one or two 2-hour shows is 1) a huge improvement over their own lifetime average output and 2) far preferable to WWE's average output of it every 3-5 hours
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# ? Aug 5, 2018 03:13 |
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It’s not good
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# ? Aug 5, 2018 03:44 |
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why is someone named scarlett a blonde tho
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# ? Aug 5, 2018 03:49 |
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MotU posted:why is someone named scarlett a blonde tho Bordeaux is also what french call a specific shade of red, so she's basically Moon Moon. Also that was a fine segment.
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# ? Aug 5, 2018 04:02 |
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Are you referring to the smoke show
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# ? Aug 5, 2018 04:03 |
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MotU posted:why is someone named scarlett a blonde tho She used to have red hair.
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# ? Aug 5, 2018 11:00 |
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Tessa rapping along to her banger of a theme is a great touch. Her match against Alisha Edwards was dope. Edit: good Impact imo. J-Ro fucked around with this message at 05:20 on Aug 10, 2018 |
# ? Aug 10, 2018 04:13 |
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TNA pulled in 168K viewers for last night's episode. New boom period incoming.
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# ? Aug 11, 2018 03:58 |
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flashy_mcflash posted:TNA pulled in 168K viewers for last night's episode. New boom period incoming. Enjoyed the show. But no one talked about it. I am a Euro. You Yanks will have to tell me what it was up against.
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# ? Aug 11, 2018 07:09 |
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rovert posted:Enjoyed the show. But no one talked about it. I'm a basic bitch who still pays for cable in 2018 and I couldn't tell you what channel Pop TV is on
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# ? Aug 11, 2018 07:11 |
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rovert posted:Enjoyed the show. But no one talked about it. It's August so absolutely nothing.
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# ? Aug 11, 2018 12:03 |
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rovert posted:Enjoyed the show. But no one talked about it. I'm Canadian so I'm not much help but it looks like preseason football, but mostly nothing. But if this is the number they do against football, they are going to get creamed for the rest of the year.
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# ? Aug 11, 2018 12:19 |
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pop is on a channel nobody watches showing a product nobody has cared about in a decade. It doesn't matter what's on other channels at the time. Even if it's the NFL, it's the lovely Thursday night game that nobody wants to watch and the players don't want to be in. E: lmao 2 browns games and the annual Jacksonville-loses-in-London game.
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# ? Aug 11, 2018 13:30 |
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DJExile posted:pop is on a channel nobody watches showing a product nobody has cared about in a decade. It doesn't matter what's on other channels at the time. Even if it's the NFL, it's the lovely Thursday night game that nobody wants to watch and the players don't want to be in. That doesn't explain why they're down 100K viewers from this time last year though, when they were on the same station. They're putting out a better product and have started growing buzz but interest in the weekly show has dropped like a stone.
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# ? Aug 11, 2018 15:25 |
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flashy_mcflash posted:That doesn't explain why they're down 100K viewers from this time last year though, when they were on the same station. They're putting out a better product and have started growing buzz but interest in the weekly show has dropped like a stone. Let's not act like all of why someone might have been turned away from the product is quality-based. This time last year the company had GFW branding, then a month later rebranded back to Impact Wrestling, then a month after that got rid of Jarrett and all GFW connections and titles. In addition to losing roster members, having the name of the drat product you're trying to watch not even stay consistent week to week can be confusing and negative for the average casual viewer
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# ? Aug 11, 2018 15:34 |
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TNA has had a few flashes of greatness but has usually used those moments to poo poo the bed spectacularly. I imagine most of their viewerbase is only watching to see how they gently caress this one up.
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# ? Aug 11, 2018 18:21 |
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I know Scott D’Amore is a bright dude (and I remember his promos being real good back in the Team Canada days) and if he’s trying to turn Impact around, good for him, but I’m sorry. I just can’t give Impact another chance. I just can’t.
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# ? Aug 11, 2018 18:57 |
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It doesn't matter at all what Impact is up against. What really matters is their lead in audience, and the audience for the show that followed Impact. As long as Impact does well enough holding viewers, it doesn't matter. The problem is when they lose so many viewers, it's actually better for Pop to grab something cheap from syndication and put it in Impact's slot.
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# ? Aug 11, 2018 19:02 |
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Isn't Impact operating under some system where on any given show it's 1/3 people actually under contract and 2/3 indie workers they bring into film two months of TV in a week? Unless you really love those contracted folks, there's no reason to watch consistently.
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# ? Aug 11, 2018 19:42 |
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flashy_mcflash posted:I'm Canadian so I'm not much help but it looks like preseason football, but mostly nothing. How can Impact possibly compete with the 2-11 Browns facing off with the 4-9 Broncos?
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# ? Aug 12, 2018 02:54 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 21:41 |
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skaboomizzy posted:Isn't Impact operating under some system where on any given show it's 1/3 people actually under contract and 2/3 indie workers they bring into film two months of TV in a week? Unless you really love those contracted folks, there's no reason to watch consistently. Pretty much yeah; their idea is to tie down a core 6-10 talent so that they're always a constant and then have rotating talent so that if they leave it's not damaging.
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# ? Aug 12, 2018 03:41 |