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They literally set fire to the ring by accident | 2 | 2.22% | |
They literally set fire to the ring on purpose | 6 | 6.67% | |
Film 6 months of content accidentally using WWE prop belts | 6 | 6.67% | |
Rehire Jeff Jarrett | 23 | 25.56% | |
Start splicing in archival footage of AJ Styles and pretending it's current | 23 | 25.56% | |
Accidentally switch the live Pop TV feed to the WWE Network | 6 | 6.67% | |
Lose the keys to the production truck, film 6 months of content in the parking lot with a Samsung | 7 | 7.78% | |
Sue a fan who flips the bird on air, lose all company rights to said fan | 13 | 14.44% | |
Somehow everything gets good and they start making money (Comedy Option) | 4 | 4.44% | |
Total: | 90 votes |
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overmind2000 posted:Ship of Theseus but it's a wrestling promotion fuckin lmao
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 18:41 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 02:50 |
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https://twitter.com/machinegunka/status/1278385473287839746?s=21 lol, swerved
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 18:53 |
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This strikes me more as a smoke screen. They're probably still going to Impact, just using this to try to fool people.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 20:13 |
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To be honest at this stage I just assume WWE, AEW, and TNA wrestlers just bump into each other while doing maskless grocery shopping because Southern Florida is the center of the wrestling world.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 20:17 |
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not sure you can call it a chance meeting when it looks like gallows had to take a covid test but anyway i'm thinking its just for a pod
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 20:25 |
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STAC Goat posted:To be honest at this stage I just assume WWE, AEW, and TNA wrestlers just bump into each other while doing maskless grocery shopping because Southern Florida is the center of the wrestling world.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 21:47 |
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Endless Mike posted:Ah yes, famed southern Florida city, Jacksonville. I'm bad at geography and am afraid of hurricanes and gators (and Florida in general). Mea culpa. That joke flopped bad.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 21:52 |
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overmind2000 posted:Ship of Theseus but it's a wrestling promotion Grendels Dad posted:Theseus' Nonstop Action STOLEN VALOUR
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 15:01 |
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oh but seriously I posted:STOLEN VALOUR I gotta stop taking extended breaks from the thread
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 18:31 |
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STAC Goat posted:I'm bad at geography and am afraid of hurricanes and gators (and Florida in general). Mea culpa. That joke flopped bad. nah in jacksonville you get to run into GOP operatives looking to run the RNC after Charlotte kicked them out
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 19:38 |
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https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1278813866336624640 We just need Ringo
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 23:29 |
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Ringo's six sided six o'clock ring https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pHb4kk7zTQ
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 23:39 |
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Benne posted:https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1278813866336624640 Goddamn I love impact.
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 01:12 |
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overmind2000 posted:
Theseus' joke.
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 07:27 |
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It's no Up The Skirt: Thongs Revealed but it'll do.
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 08:52 |
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Also not shocked: Dave says they've also verbally agreed with New Japan for a contract. They'll work TNA and New Japan
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 15:28 |
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Benne posted:https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1278813866336624640 *Ed Nordholm jauntily playing a piano* I'd like to be Worse than Dixie Pre-empted by the worst Beatle On AXS
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 16:00 |
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OctoberCountry posted:*Ed Nordholm jauntily playing a piano* Ringo is the only good Beatle.
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 18:18 |
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He's no Pete Best, I tell ya what
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 18:21 |
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MassRafTer posted:Ringo is the only good Beatle. I like Harrison, but if we're being serious McCartney was the worst
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 18:33 |
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Octopus’s Garden is a great song
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 18:42 |
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Ringo beat his wife
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 19:02 |
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fatherofmustard posted:Ringo beat his wife
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 19:16 |
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They both did.
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 19:39 |
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fatherofmustard posted:They both did. They both beat Ringo’s wife?
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# ? Jul 4, 2020 01:18 |
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CopywrightMMXI posted:They both beat Ringo’s wife? ♪ You better run for your life if you can, little girl ♫
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# ? Jul 7, 2020 05:08 |
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Gallows is still in good shape https://www.instagram.com/p/CCUfVEuHw6n/
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# ? Jul 7, 2020 16:07 |
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Chris James 2 posted:Gallows is still in good shape https://www.instagram.com/p/CCUfVEuHw6n/ tbh I would actually watch Impact if it's Gallows/Anderson doing gimmicks on the level of their NJPW stuff probably not but a man can dream
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# ? Jul 7, 2020 16:14 |
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Impact ending: The ending promo for Slammiversary said the returning former World Champ wouldn't be coming back alone Added to the video were flashes of Amazing Red, Gregory Helms, the Beautiful People, Bully Ray, and kids (Heath Slater's) There were three glasses of booze that got picked up Twitch aftershow: Callis teased Gallows and Anderson Callis was in Atlanta. Maria and Mike Kanellis flew there yesterday Slammiversary card (still a week to add matches but this is mostly full, I'd say): Alisha Edwards, Jessicka Havok, Kiera Hogan, Kimber Lee, Kylie Rae, Nevaeh, Rosemary, Susie (Su Yung), Tasha Steelz, Taya Valkyrie and Madison Rayne in a gauntlet for #1 contendership to the Knockouts title Willie Mack defends the X title against Chris Bey Jordynne Grace defends the Knockouts title against Deonna Purrazzo The North (Ethan Page and Josh Alexander) defend the tag titles against Sami Callihan and Ken Shamrock Moose defends the TNA title against Tommy Dreamer Ace Austin, Eddie Edwards, Trey Miguel and a mystery opponent fight in a fatal fourway for the vacant Impact title
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# ? Jul 8, 2020 05:08 |
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Chris James 2 posted:Impact ending: Man, I know 2020 is weird but I didn't think it was "Give Tommy Dreamer a title shot at least 15 years after his prime" weird.
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# ? Jul 8, 2020 05:18 |
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I haven't been watching but my impression is the Moose thing is no one but him accepts its a real title and he's just been challenging old people from the TNA days.
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# ? Jul 8, 2020 05:21 |
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STAC Goat posted:I haven't been watching but my impression is the Moose thing is no one but him accepts its a real title and he's just been challenging old people from the TNA days. Dreamer challenged him today basically to shut him up and kill the belt
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# ? Jul 8, 2020 05:24 |
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STAC Goat posted:I haven't been watching but my impression is the Moose thing is no one but him accepts its a real title and he's just been challenging old people from the TNA days. Chris James 2 posted:Dreamer challenged him today basically to shut him up and kill the belt Moose, the week after he loses to Tommy Dreamer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4btBbC4i8dI zetamind2000 fucked around with this message at 06:36 on Jul 8, 2020 |
# ? Jul 8, 2020 06:33 |
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Maigius posted:Man, I know 2020 is weird but I didn't think it was "Give Tommy Dreamer a title shot at least 15 years after his prime" weird. TNA's been pushing people that are decades past their prime for their entire existence.
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# ? Jul 8, 2020 12:10 |
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# ? Jul 8, 2020 17:53 |
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I'm actually kinda interested in the PPV with Tessa and Elgin gone and potential for appearances by the new hires. The last time I was kinda interested in a TNA PPV it was when Tessa was about to fight for the belt then we found out a day before the event she was turbo racist and that killed my interest. I wonder what will kill my interest this time.
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# ? Jul 8, 2020 19:03 |
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Add "paycheck protection loans' to the endless "we just need" listRingside news posted:WWE is the only pro wrestling company that had widespread cuts due to the coronavirus. Impact Wrestling had to apply for a loan in order to keep paying their staff.
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# ? Jul 10, 2020 18:49 |
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Lookit this dumb company trying to keep its people employed during a pandemic, what a silly concept.
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# ? Jul 10, 2020 19:11 |
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DJExile posted:Add "paycheck protection loans' to the endless "we just need" list Yeah I'm not faulting them for this one. This is what every company who laid people off should do.
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# ? Jul 10, 2020 19:18 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 02:50 |
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Oh i'm not faulting them i just wanted to add to the we just need list
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# ? Jul 10, 2020 20:00 |