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| They literally set fire to the ring by accident |
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2 | 2.22% |
| They literally set fire to the ring on purpose |
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6 | 6.67% |
| Film 6 months of content accidentally using WWE prop belts |
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6 | 6.67% |
| Rehire Jeff Jarrett |
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23 | 25.56% |
| Start splicing in archival footage of AJ Styles and pretending it's current |
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23 | 25.56% |
| Accidentally switch the live Pop TV feed to the WWE Network |
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6 | 6.67% |
| Lose the keys to the production truck, film 6 months of content in the parking lot with a Samsung |
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7 | 7.78% |
| Sue a fan who flips the bird on air, lose all company rights to said fan |
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13 | 14.44% |
| Somehow everything gets good and they start making money (Comedy Option) |
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4 | 4.44% |
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DJExile posted:What could go wrong Let me get this straight. $200 and you get to be TNA Champion for 3 weeks and inducted into the "TNA Hall of Fame". Is this the lowest TNA has sunk? Is this real life? What is happening right now? The NWA is a thing again and TNA continues to baffle.
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Dec 18, 2017 22:52
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Imagine being told your boss signed you up for implied prostitution
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Dec 18, 2017 23:01
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It's a photoshop
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Dec 18, 2017 23:20
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joylessdivision posted:Let me get this straight. The NWA right now is at best a novelty and still less of a thing than TNA.
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Dec 18, 2017 23:21
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I can't wait to #MakeImpactGreatAgain as I roll around the Hyatt with my Impact Championship title, a harem of Knockouts at my back
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Dec 18, 2017 23:45
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exploded mummy posted:The NWA right now is at best a novelty and still less of a thing than TNA. God help me I know who the current NWA champion is and that's more than I can say for Impact.
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Dec 18, 2017 23:47
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It's a photoshop, sadly.
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Dec 18, 2017 23:49
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I mean the NWA brand likely isn't quite as toxic and associated with total poo poo as TNA, but there's just no interest or value to it at all.
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Dec 18, 2017 23:49
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the nwa is in a better position to make money running a wrestling show but it has zero casual interest
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Dec 18, 2017 23:54
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Hey guys who is Eli Drake? Like, who is he? Did impact make a random dude off the street champion because they know he won't leave? He looks more generic than the default CAW in WWF War Zone and I never heard of him prior to learning he was champ.
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Tato posted:Hey guys who is Eli Drake? Like, who is he? Did impact make a random dude off the street champion because they know he won't leave? He looks more generic than the default CAW in WWF War Zone and I never heard of him prior to learning he was champ. He was a jobber in NXT who constantly says "Dummy, yeah!" That's all there is to him.
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Dec 19, 2017 00:12
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eli drake is a guy who tnamecca inexplicably fell in love with, so tna pushed him to the moon to try and desperately hold onto the one fanbase they still have
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Tato posted:Hey guys who is Eli Drake? Like, who is he? Did impact make a random dude off the street champion because they know he won't leave? He looks more generic than the default CAW in WWF War Zone and I never heard of him prior to learning he was champ. He was Slate Randall in NXT, never made it to tv. House show reports reliably described him as ready for bigger things. Toward the end of his run there his gimmick was "I deserve to be on TV and I'm still not." When he was cut, TNA hiring made perfect sense. He's been there since and has turned out to not be particularly noteworthy in any way, so naturally he got the belt.
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Dec 19, 2017 00:17
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Xerzes posted:He was Slate Randall in NXT, never made it to tv. House show reports reliably described him as ready for bigger things. Toward the end of his run there his gimmick was "I deserve to be on TV and I'm still not." When he was cut, TNA hiring made perfect sense. He's been there since and has turned out to not be particularly noteworthy in any way, so naturally he got the belt. does he still do that thing where he points in a different direction for each syllable of his name?
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Dec 19, 2017 00:21
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joylessdivision posted:God help me I know who the current NWA champion is and that's more than I can say for Impact. I only know this cause the title change was a random midcard match at Cage of Death.
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Dec 19, 2017 00:24
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oatgan posted:It's a photoshop Well obviously, it'd be too complicated take a picture of the wrestlers stand in a row next to this legit promotion they're doing without some kind of computer program to put it together.
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Dec 19, 2017 00:46
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MassRafTer posted:NJPW relentlessly poo poo on their fans for years and built up a lot of bad will and thrived again. They just got the right people in charge and then pushed the right people. What's really depressing/hilarious about this is that TNA had Okada. THEY HAD OKADA!
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Jason Sextro posted:does he still do that thing where he points in a different direction for each syllable of his name? Yes
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Jerusalem posted:What's really depressing/hilarious about this is that TNA had Okada. THEY HAD OKADA! and Naito
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Jerusalem posted:What's really depressing/hilarious about this is that TNA had Okada. THEY HAD OKADA! dont you mean kato
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exploded mummy posted:dont you mean kato  Chris James 2 posted:and Naito  How are they SO bad at this?
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Dec 19, 2017 02:00
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Don't forget Grado But for real, didn't they have CM Punk at one point
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Chris James 2 posted:and Naito And https://youtu.be/xMrbxooVAjs
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Jerusalem posted:What's really depressing/hilarious about this is that TNA had Okada. THEY HAD OKADA! To be slightly fair to TNA, this was way before he had developed his moveset and personality to the level it is now Its more of a "WCW had Steve Austin" than a "TNA had AJ Styles"
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Dec 19, 2017 02:03
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Yeah except Steve Austin was really loving good in WCW
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RZApublican posted:But for real, didn't they have CM Punk at one point yep He was teamed with Julio Dinero as followers of Raven (ironically at the same time he was in a major feud with Raven in ROH) TNA thought it'd be a good idea to have Punk and Dinero turn on Raven, but the crowd didn't care for it so TNA stopped booking them because of it. He finally quit when the Feinstein stuff went down and TNA basically made contracted talent decide between them or ROH, not both
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Dec 19, 2017 02:09
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I have TNA trading cards of CM Punk and Chris Hero, both of whom were in TNA for like one week. They both suck. I cherish my cards of real superstars like Red and Black Shirt Security.
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Dec 19, 2017 02:24
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Mel Mudkiper posted:To be slightly fair to TNA, this was way before he had developed his moveset and personality to the level it is now He was IWGP champion two months later and people were mad he lost the belt six months later. Steve Austin was perceived as a can't miss superstar when WCW had him, though more in a Ric Flair vein.
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Dec 19, 2017 02:27
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Tato posted:I have TNA trading cards of CM Punk and Chris Hero, both of whom were in TNA for like one week.
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Dec 19, 2017 02:31
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young lions on excursion regularly get booked like poo poo everywhere and then come back and make a name for themselves immediately it's a fun historical footnote though switchblade escaped this by being white oatgan fucked around with this message at 02:36 on Dec 19, 2017 |
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Dec 19, 2017 02:32
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oatgan posted:young lions on excursion regularly get booked like poo poo everywhere um excuse you Naito was booked well put him in the Hall for the powerbomb he took from Kevin Nash
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Dec 19, 2017 02:36
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Yeah EVIL was the only dude that really got booked like poo poo. TNA booked their allotment as everyone expected(poorly).
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Dec 19, 2017 06:51
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Tato posted:I have TNA trading cards of CM Punk and Chris Hero, both of whom were in TNA for like one week. Why have you not posted these?
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Dec 19, 2017 07:58
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Feels Villeneuve posted:Yeah except Steve Austin was really loving good in WCW Yes, he still had "star" all over him, even if it wasn't to the extent it would be later.
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Dec 19, 2017 10:47
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TNA had Samoa Joe in his prime and they put a dick on his face and jobbed him to Tomko because he insulted Vince Russo.
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Dec 19, 2017 13:06
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TNA had everyone. Why, look at this, it's then-IWGP Heavyweight Champion, Shinsuke Nakamura, wrestling Elix Skipper, on loving XPlosion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZxIWuzmDeg And while we're at it, here is The Pope fighting Samoa Joe's gimp: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kpb6TPJYI00
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Dec 19, 2017 13:51
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oatgan posted:young lions on excursion regularly get booked like poo poo everywhere and then come back and make a name for themselves immediately and hiromu by going to mexico and getting that amazing midcard feud with dragon lee
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Dec 19, 2017 14:22
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is the lesson here ‘go to CMLL on excursion if you don’t want to be booked like poo poo overseas’ or what
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Germansimp posted:TNA had everyone. Why, look at this, it's then-IWGP Heavyweight Champion, Shinsuke Nakamura, wrestling Elix Skipper, on loving XPlosion: Shinsuke's expression says it all.
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Amazing the amount of young talent that went through TNA's doors and they managed to miss all of it because they were too busy pushing Booker T doing his piss poor Last King of Scotland impression. At least now they've all around 40 they're getting pushed in WWE.
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