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What the hell happens next?
This poll is closed.
They literally set fire to the ring by accident 2 2.22%
They literally set fire to the ring on purpose 6 6.67%
Film 6 months of content accidentally using WWE prop belts 6 6.67%
Rehire Jeff Jarrett 23 25.56%
Start splicing in archival footage of AJ Styles and pretending it's current 23 25.56%
Accidentally switch the live Pop TV feed to the WWE Network 6 6.67%
Lose the keys to the production truck, film 6 months of content in the parking lot with a Samsung 7 7.78%
Sue a fan who flips the bird on air, lose all company rights to said fan 13 14.44%
Somehow everything gets good and they start making money (Comedy Option) 4 4.44%
Total: 90 votes
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Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"


Josh's tie is practically as wide as his torso

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Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

How is tyrus a crossover star

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Grem posted:

So who wants to run down what will likely happen to my friend on Bound for Glory. Is that their big show of the year? The Wrestlemania you guys are talking about? Can't imagine there's much room for some no name dude to get in an actual match, even as a jobber.

Has your friend ever been to Connecticut?

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

All the pizza is new haven style but the clams are rotten

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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All parts of pizza are tied for best fool

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Lmao

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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"Henceforth, this date shall forever be known as Drunk Jeff Jarrett Day!"
"Uh, sir, this is already TNA Has No Money Day."
"It can be two things!"

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"


Finally, a new quad for trips

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

SatoshiMiwa posted:

New Japan/PWG/Indies probably pays way more than a NXT or 205 live deals does but I think 100% Ricochet wants to go to WWE cause it seems like his dream and the only thing stopping it is a low ball NXT or 205 live offer.

Pwg payouts are $20 and a sweet whisper from super dragon

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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stab posted:

Flew all the way out? She's Canadian.

She's from the valley of shadows, idiot

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Explosions posted:

If Vince could get the divas to do shots off of him the high fives would shake the very heavens.

I would urge you to look into what Vince actually did to women he employed.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Panama Red posted:

Genuine question: is it fair to say the beginning of the end (or whatever you want to call this prolonged sadistic humiliation) was around 2009, after the rehiring and rise of Russo in the back, and the departure of guys like Dutch Mantell, or have I been listening to too many Cornette interviews?

Jarrett won the world title 6 times by 2007. He had it for almost 2 years between all his reigns. The beginning of the company and the beginning of the end are the same thing.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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The quality of mxc has nothing to do with the joke

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Isn’t shera like shockingly bad

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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flashy_mcflash posted:

Their prices are insanely high.

Here's what they've sold so far


$130 for no seats is pretty steep

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Mel Mudkiper posted:

A toddler is affected by gravity as much as I am

Doesn't mean a toddler falling on me from 4 up is gonna hurt

yo I have a bunch of nephews and I can confirm it does in fact hurt

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Lord of booty I know you’re worried about the state of the indies but please don’t give the literal nazis money

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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He's just really into the KISS logo, but only the last part

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

I also like HAIM, this is a difficult position to be in

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Remember true crime: streets of la

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

I paid $20 to steal Vigilante 8 when I was a kid

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Maybe all time worst weapon use contender

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Haha man bad moves Callihan over here

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Gonzo McFee posted:

How did they burn the outside but keep the inside raw? How do you that

Too high heat on the sear

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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DarkstarIV posted:

https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/975764709675864074

Who is Killshot and The Mack? They seem to be from Lucha Underground but still.


Shane Strickland and Willie Mack

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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TTBF posted:

Isn't it lowkey good now?

I’ve heard that before

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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I don’t know if it’s the sunken black pits where his eyes should be or the tiny little flappers for arms that’s my favorite part

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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DJExile posted:

How soon are we giving TNA before they do some hilariously racist poo poo in order to fit in with everything else on twitch

negative 16 years?

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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DLC Inc posted:

almost been 2 years since the rise of Aron Rex https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tnr5d9WL5eE

I always forget how insanely bad this promo is

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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The balls to ask 17.5 for the global title

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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It's time for everyone's favorite game, Is It A Stupid Angle Or Aries Being A Dumb Pissbaby!

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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DLC Inc posted:

TNA is gonna get a 5 star match in 2019 before WWE at this rate

WWE has 2 already

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"


Okay his voice sounds like it used to here why does he sound so weird commentating

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Eddie my boy what have they done to you

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Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Octopus’s Garden is a great song

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